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    • Anheuser Busch

    • It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downstairs to pick up some dry cleaning....
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/02/2009
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    • Little Man

    • A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?"...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
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    • 50 Bucks

    • A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks." He puts...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 832 Views
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    • The Beer Drinker's Pledge

    • Our beer, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in public. Forgive us this day our...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 682 Views
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    • girls night out

    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
    • ESAR3
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 969 Views
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    • Embarrassing

    • A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's face. Before...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/27/2009
      • 502 Views
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    • Scotch Expert

    • A man traveling on business, walks into a local bar, sits down and asks the bartender for a shot of 25 year old scotch. The bartender looking...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/27/2009
      • 714 Views
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    • Bar Food

    • A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job:...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
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    • Baptizing A Drunk

    • A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks...
    • Mapuche38
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
      • 900 Views
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    • Belligerent Bear

    • A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
      • 472 Views
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    • 25 signs you drink too much

    • 1.) You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2.) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3.) Job interfering...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
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    • got beer?

    • Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub for a drink. His wife starts complaining you never take me anywhere anymore. After hours of...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
      • 553 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • the drunk and the nun

    • There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
      • 921 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • persistant drunk

    • A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
      • 899 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Female Hormones in Beer

    • Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
      • 496 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Drunk Husband

    • Joe wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As...
    • Syrus
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
      • 6.6k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • 2 Drunks 1 Idea

    • One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first...
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
      • 509 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Sober

    • A man enters a bar and orders a beer. After finishing it, he orders another. After drinking a third beer, a woman walks in. The man walks over to...
    • TheTrueSatanist
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
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    • how old is this drink?

    • An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot...
    • just_joe
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
      • 569 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Dancer

    • A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
      • 516 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • 32 Reasons to Drink

    • Like you need them! 1. If you don't drink that booze, by God, someone else will. 2. The brewing industry alone employs 1.7 million people...
    • Live101Proof
      Uploaded 01/17/2009
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    • How did he know?

    • A woman was shopping at her local supermarket. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt, a drunk standing behind her watched as she...
    • billy0246810
      Uploaded 01/17/2009
      • 465 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Drunk Joke

    • One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time he saw a fellow stumble out of...
    • BoredUser
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
      • 445 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Can't Say That When You're Drunk

    • 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not...
    • xxyzz
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
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      • 2 Comments
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    • Tough Whore

    • One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/15/2009
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    • 5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS

    • Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/15/2009
      • 4k Views
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    • A DRUNK CHICKEN ?

    • Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates,...
    • Chickenxxx
      Uploaded 01/15/2009
      • 835 Views
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    • Religous Experience

    • An Irishman turned into a parking lot that was full near his local pub. He cried out to God..."God, I will convert me life and turn back to...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/14/2009
      • 779 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Rough Day

    • A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day." The guy says, "Am I...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/12/2009
      • 488 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • single women

    • So a single women was at the Big Y shopping for food, she went to the check outline and she had bought carrots, hotdogs, 2 heads of lettuce and...
    • thumbsdownnazi
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 818 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • New FDA alcohol warnings

    • The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are...
    • jakehammer7270
      Uploaded 01/09/2009
      • 4k Views
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    • Drunk Talk

    • THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
    • jinky1888
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • You Looked A Lot Like My WIfe

    • A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She...
    • AWSmith
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
      • 323 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • drunk ghost

    • An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several false-alarm...
    • shoots222
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
      • 431 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Home Breathalyzer

    • A policeman has just stopped a drunk driver and given him a breathalyzer test. ''I'm sorry, sir,'' says the policeman, ''but this bag tells me...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 01/06/2009
      • 490 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Too Drunk

    • A normal man walks into a bar one night. He sits down to order himself a few shots. Taking the last shot he notices a jar full of $100 bills. He...
    • SiccMade209
      Uploaded 01/04/2009
      • 763 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Alaska Xmas Party

    • Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from...
    • Fartcandy
      Uploaded 01/03/2009
      • 985 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • New Year's Eve Last Call

    • Another New Year's Eve come and gone, thought the bartender. When he called LAST CALL at the bar, the crowd of drunk patrons finally started...
    • BostonJack
      Uploaded 12/31/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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