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    • Anheuser Busch
    • It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downstairs to pick up some dry cleaning....
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    • Little Man
    • A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?"...
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    • 50 Bucks
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    • The Beer Drinker's Pledge
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    • A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's face. Before...
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    • Scotch Expert
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    • Bar Food
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    • Baptizing A Drunk
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    • Belligerent Bear
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    • got beer?
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    • the drunk and the nun
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    • persistant drunk
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    • Female Hormones in Beer
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    • Drunk Husband
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    • 2 Drunks 1 Idea
    • One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first...
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    • how old is this drink?
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    • Dancer
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    • 32 Reasons to Drink
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    • How did he know?
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    • Drunk Joke
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    • Tough Whore
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    • 5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS
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    • A DRUNK CHICKEN ?
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    • Religous Experience
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    • Rough Day
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    • single women
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    • New FDA alcohol warnings
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    • Drunk Talk
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    • You Looked A Lot Like My WIfe
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    • drunk ghost
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    • Home Breathalyzer
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    • Too Drunk
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    • Alaska Xmas Party
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    • New Year's Eve Last Call
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