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- Three golfers in Heaven
- Three golfing buddies died in a car accident and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they noticed the most beautiful golf course they had ever seen....
- rondetto 07/13/2009
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- walk into a bar
- Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
- nactall 03/27/2009
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- White Duck
- What would you call a white duck? A Quacker!
- Adowel123 01/28/2009
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- its all how you think about it
- Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah...
- mayhem123 10/25/2008
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- Three ducks walk into a bar.
- 'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck. 'Huey,' was the reply. 'How's your day been, Huey?' 'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been...
- DarthTolkien 10/25/2008
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- The Duck and the Condom
- Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring...
- BuddyHolly 10/22/2008
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- Bubble Blowing Ducks
- Three were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge...
- HomemadeGrenade 10/21/2008
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- Ducks and Elephants
- Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To put out burning ducks.
- Sutherland_03 10/16/2008
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- Ducks in Heaven
- Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter...
- mandysweety88 09/28/2008
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- the magic phone
- a man walks into a bar with a moving bag bartender: whats in the bag? man: i'll show you he pulls out a 1ft pianist (man who plays...
- ARCshadow 07/13/2008
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- Cancelled Order
- I was at a chinese retaurant the other day, and i realized baby ducks are called ducklings, so i cancelled my order of dumplings.
- HomemadeGrenade 06/25/2008
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- 10 inch Pianist
- A man walks into a bar with a backpack. He unzips the pack and takes out a mini piano. He then takes out a 10 inch man. The man begins to play the...
- Weber 06/16/2008
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- inheritance ducks
- there were three sons of a rich father.their father was on his death bed.they all went to visit him one day.they asked about thier...
- m0nk33z33 06/09/2008
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- the inheritance ducks
- there were three sons of a rich father. their father was on his death bed. they all went to visit him one day. they asked about thier...
- m0nk33z33 06/09/2008
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- Webbed Feet
- Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
- jimbo056 01/23/2008
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- Country Style
- A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he’s retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his...
- ebaum 06/22/2007
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