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- The Remedy
- A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.The doctor asks: "So what seems to be the problem?"The woman says: "Doctor, I don't...
- lFoundADime 01/16/2013
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- "Whisky Dick" by nustier
- So I meet this girl at a bar last weekend, and after drinking heavily for a few hours, proceed to go back to her place. Pretty awesome?...Yes. Well...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Beard
- I used to hate the idea of having a beard, but now it's starting to grow on me.
- nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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- Hungry Clock
- Q: What does a clock do when it's hungry?A: It goes back four seconds
- nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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- Bitches be trippin
- A brunette and a blonde split a cab with an old man, the brunette says, "Someone should give him head -n- shoulders," The blonde replies,...
- Opticon21 03/28/2012
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- The Riches of Fishes
- Where do fish keep their money? In the RIVER bank!
- Urbanus1234 01/22/2012
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- autisim joke
- autisim speaks, it just wont look you in the eye
- WEAZIE 11/23/2011
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- Hot Dog
- A hot dog walks into a bar. The bartender stops him as he's walking in. The hot dog asks why. The bartender says we don't serve food here.
- flying1368 11/05/2011
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- Sherlock Holmes
- Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend....
- partydude023 09/28/2011
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- Deductive Reasoning
- Man approaches to greet a new neighbor who is just moving into the house next door and asks what he does for a living. Neighbor 1: I am a...
- partydude023 09/28/2011
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- Know you Crap
- Kinds of Poopies GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where...
- partydude023 09/28/2011
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- How Drunk Are You?
- A drunk guy was walking home when he bumped into a wall and slammed his head hard. When he got home he immediately put a band aid on it then went to...
- partydude023 09/02/2011
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- Legally Blonde
- Legally Blonde... A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a...
- RedRocketPower 08/30/2011
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- Blonde 1 liners
- I knew a blonde that was so stupid that........... 1. she called me to get my phone number. 2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box...
- RedRocketPower 08/30/2011
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- Smart Technology
- So, we've had smart phones, now we have smart tvs. We haven't always had these things, but we've always had dumb people. ??
- jiggersnot 08/12/2011
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- lunch
- there were 3 construction workers,all eating lunch.one had a sandwwich another one had chili the other had a taco. the one with the sandwich said...
- Xpunish3r_2rAwX 07/20/2011
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- 10 Blonde Inventions
- 1 The waterproof towel 2 Solar powered torch 3 Submarine screen door 4 A book on how to read 5 Inflatable dart board 6 A dictionary...
- DarthVad3r 06/12/2011
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- Blondes are so dumb that...
- Blondes are so dumb that... - she called me to get my phone number. - she tried to drown a fish. - she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
- BIC1559 06/02/2011
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- Tragic Loss
- It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died.
- lameokid 06/01/2011
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- Lightning Love
- Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
- lameokid 06/01/2011
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- UFO vs Blonde
- Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
- lameokid 06/01/2011
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- New Invention...
- Did you ever hear about the new Polish invention? A solar powered flashlight.
- keymo1331 05/16/2011
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- 3 women
- Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the...
- hayleybogdan 05/13/2011
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- What Time is it?
- A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know,...
- williebe93 05/11/2011
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- Quick Jokes
- Quickies > > Quickie #1 > One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie...
- Glorp99 05/11/2011
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- Dumb Blonde Joke
- So there was a dumb blonde at the coke machine. She put $.50 in and pushed a button and a coke popped out. She put $1.00 in, pushed a button, a coke...
- murcked 04/28/2011
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- Dumb Blonde Joke
- Okay there was a brunette, redhead, and blonde. They were all running from the cops. So they ran down and alley way and jump in 3 Potato Bags. The...
- murcked 04/28/2011
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- Birthday surprise-but for who?
- A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya...
- My1stName 04/17/2011
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- A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
- A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a...
- My1stName 04/17/2011
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- Hand Grenades
- Mick and Seamus found 3 hand grenades and decided they had better take them to the police station. "Wait what if one of them explodes before we...
- WILD_THING 04/14/2011
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- Life Lessons - Naked Wife
- A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and...
- FuckUSAFA 04/13/2011
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- deepest hole kind of long
- to men were hiking when they came accross a whole that seemed to go on forever. they wanted to know how deep this hole was so one of them picked up a...
- stewyboy17 03/07/2011
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- Here's Your Sign x2
- Some time before they copied Quizno's and got a toaster oven, I was on my lunch break getting a sandwich from Subway. Nothing fancy, nothing fancy. ...
- deathwish01b 03/07/2011
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- The big question.
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? How does that become any of your fucking business?
- REB3LTV 03/05/2011
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- Facebook Humor
- Why did the girl start going back to the gym? Because her Facebook status went back to single...
- Chadro52000 03/02/2011
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- Blonde and car
- Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this...
- armyboyy33 02/26/2011
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- Blonde and a PIG
- A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you...
- armyboyy33 02/26/2011
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- Good Ice Breaker
- Why was the ATM machine always depressed? It was constantly going through withdrawals...
- Chadro52000 02/25/2011
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