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    • The Remedy
    • A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.The doctor asks: "So what seems to be the problem?"The woman says: "Doctor, I...
    • lFoundADime 01/16/2013
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    • "Whisky Dick" by nustier
    • So I meet this girl at a bar last weekend, and after drinking heavily for a few hours, proceed to go back to her place. Pretty awesome?...Yes....
    • nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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    • Beard
    • I used to hate the idea of having a beard, but now it's starting to grow on me.
    • nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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    • huh?
    • how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Push a gay guy in front of a bus
    • JDeezNuts 04/19/2012
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    • Bitches be trippin
    • A brunette and a blonde split a cab with an old man, the brunette says, "Someone should give him head -n- shoulders," The blonde...
    • Opticon21 03/28/2012
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    • Hot Dog
    • A hot dog walks into a bar. The bartender stops him as he's walking in. The hot dog asks why. The bartender says we don't serve food here.
    • flying1368 11/05/2011
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    • Sherlock Holmes
    • Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend....
    • partydude023 09/28/2011
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    • Deductive Reasoning
    • Man approaches to greet a new neighbor who is just moving into the house next door and asks what he does for a living. Neighbor 1: I am a...
    • partydude023 09/28/2011
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    • Know you Crap
    • Kinds of Poopies GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind...
    • partydude023 09/28/2011
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    • How Drunk Are You?
    • A drunk guy was walking home when he bumped into a wall and slammed his head hard. When he got home he immediately put a band aid on it then went...
    • partydude023 09/02/2011
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    • Legally Blonde
    • Legally Blonde... A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to...
    • RedRocketPower 08/30/2011
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    • Blonde 1 liners
    • I knew a blonde that was so stupid that........... 1. she called me to get my phone number. 2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice...
    • RedRocketPower 08/30/2011
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    • Smart Technology
    • So, we've had smart phones, now we have smart tvs. We haven't always had these things, but we've always had dumb people. ??
    • jiggersnot 08/12/2011
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    • lunch
    • there were 3 construction workers,all eating lunch.one had a sandwwich another one had chili the other had a taco. the one with the sandwich said...
    • Xpunish3r_2rAwX 07/20/2011
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    • 10 Blonde Inventions
    • 1 The waterproof towel 2 Solar powered torch 3 Submarine screen door 4 A book on how to read 5 Inflatable dart board 6 A...
    • DarthVad3r 06/12/2011
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    • Blondes are so dumb that...
    • Blondes are so dumb that... - she called me to get my phone number. - she tried to drown a fish. - she took a ruler to bed to see how...
    • BIC1559 06/02/2011
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    • Tragic Loss
    • It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died.
    • lameokid 06/01/2011
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    • Lightning Love
    • Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
    • lameokid 06/01/2011
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    • Job Title
    • Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree? A: The Branch Manager.
    • lameokid 06/01/2011
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    • UFO vs Blonde
    • Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
    • lameokid 06/01/2011
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    • 3 women
    • Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the...
    • hayleybogdan 05/13/2011
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    • What Time is it?
    • A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You...
    • williebe93 05/11/2011
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    • Quick Jokes
    • Quickies > > Quickie #1 > One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. ...
    • Glorp99 05/11/2011
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    • Dumb Blonde Joke
    • So there was a dumb blonde at the coke machine. She put $.50 in and pushed a button and a coke popped out. She put $1.00 in, pushed a button, a...
    • murcked 04/28/2011
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    • Dumb Blonde Joke
    • Okay there was a brunette, redhead, and blonde. They were all running from the cops. So they ran down and alley way and jump in 3 Potato Bags....
    • murcked 04/28/2011
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    • Hand Grenades
    • Mick and Seamus found 3 hand grenades and decided they had better take them to the police station. "Wait what if one of them explodes...
    • WILD_THING 04/14/2011
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    • Life Lessons - Naked Wife
    • A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel...
    • FuckUSAFA 04/13/2011
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    • deepest hole kind of long
    • to men were hiking when they came accross a whole that seemed to go on forever. they wanted to know how deep this hole was so one of them picked...
    • stewyboy17 03/07/2011
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    • Here's Your Sign x2
    • Some time before they copied Quizno's and got a toaster oven, I was on my lunch break getting a sandwich from Subway. Nothing fancy, nothing...
    • deathwish01b 03/07/2011
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    • The big question.
    • Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? How does that become any of your fucking business?
    • REB3LTV 03/05/2011
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    • Facebook Humor
    • Why did the girl start going back to the gym? Because her Facebook status went back to single...
    • Chadro52000 03/02/2011
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    • Blonde and car
    • Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this...
    • armyboyy33 02/26/2011
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    • Blonde and a PIG
    • A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did...
    • armyboyy33 02/26/2011
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