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    • Idiot Truck Driver

    • A truck driver was killed the other day at a truck stop in Georgia. He was ran over because he was on his hands and knees looking for lot lizards.
    • xXxG0DSMACKxXx
      Uploaded 04/28/2012
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    • Blonde Joke

    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
    • jablowme999
      Uploaded 05/20/2010
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    • Grandma Loves Jesus

    • Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Mike, The other day I went up to our local...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 05/22/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • Differences

    • What's the difference between white people and black people? Their skin.
    • Candy_Man
      Uploaded 04/18/2009
      • 739 Views
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    • Real Questions about Canada

    • Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking....
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 04/07/2009
      • 845 Views
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    • The Circle

    • A blond had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. The truck driver motioned for...
    • milestyles55
      Uploaded 03/24/2009
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    • gas on the bus

    • You are on the bus when you suddenly realize.......you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a...
    • potatosack
      Uploaded 03/05/2009
      • 894 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • I Think

    • next time a cop pulls you over ask him this - "sir could i get in trouble if i call you a dumbass?" to which he'll...
    • RUSTYmachine
      Uploaded 12/23/2008
      • 609 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • You're fucked!

    • This guy was walking through a forest when he saw a guy with his arms around a tree. He asked him what he was doing and the guy told him he was...
    • MorpheusOne
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 527 Views
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    • An Irish Ghost Story

    • This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. John Bradford, a Dublin...
    • milestyles55
      Uploaded 12/02/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 12 Comments
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    • Ebaum Spelling Fail !

    • From: ebaum Sent: November 22, 2008 09:52 am Subject: Regarding one of your media uploads... Message: I just wanted to inform you that...
    • cityboy1022
      Uploaded 11/22/2008
      • 564 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Dumb McCains

    • Cindy McCain was in her front yard watering her roses when John McCain came out of the house and rushed straight to the mailbox, opened it,...
    • cripster
      Uploaded 11/22/2008
      • 667 Views
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    • You're a loser when...

    • You know you're a loser when your girlfriend wants to have sex in the backseat and she wants you to drive.
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/15/2008
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    • Chicken Farmer

    • An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running. A month later he returns to the dealer to...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Whats in a name?

    • A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix,...
    • qazwsxedc1
      Uploaded 07/23/2008
      • 373 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • A Blonde Needs Tech Support

    • A blonde was having a problem with her laser printer, so she called the company's technical support. The help desk technician asked her if she...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 07/11/2008
      • 610 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • The Post Turtle

    • While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up...
    • ChuckNasty
      Uploaded 07/03/2008
      • 745 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • A puzzle for the president.

    • Dick Cheney walks into the oval office and sees The President Bush whooping and hollering. What’s the matter, Mr. President? The Vice...
    • hatethismap
      Uploaded 05/13/2008
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    • Dumb Blonde

    • Guy: whats the best part about a mexican funeral? Blonde: i dont know Guy: 15 mexicans can share the same casket. Blonde: how would...
    • unkn4m3d
      Uploaded 05/07/2008
      • 1.4k Views
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    • New Jersey Hunters

    • A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled...
    • Hallpass
      Uploaded 05/03/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Adam's Big Screw Up

    • In the garden of Eden, just as god was finishing up creating everything, god says, "I have 2 things left in my bag of creation." God...
    • egore2fly
      Uploaded 04/30/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Methods Of Execution

    • There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all...
    • barroncx
      Uploaded 04/03/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Pirate

    • A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 03/02/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Real George Bush Quotes 5

    • "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." ...Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96 "We are ready...
    • skatesnow67
      Uploaded 02/05/2008
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      • 3 Comments
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    • Real George Bush Quotes 3

    • "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." ...Governor George W. Bush "The future...
    • skatesnow67
      Uploaded 02/05/2008
      • 528 Views
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    • Real George Bush Quotes 2

    • The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in...
    • skatesnow67
      Uploaded 02/05/2008
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    • real george bush quotes

    • "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George W. Bush "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between...
    • skatesnow67
      Uploaded 02/05/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • The Grass Eater

    • A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to...
    • cripster
      Uploaded 01/05/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • anal rape

    • what do you call a dog with no ears? nothing he aint gonna come to you dumbass!
    • WIIWARRIOR
      Uploaded 12/05/2007
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