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- Idiot Truck Driver
- A truck driver was killed the other day at a truck stop in Georgia. He was ran over because he was on his hands and knees looking for lot lizards.
- xXxG0DSMACKxXx 04/28/2012
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- Blonde Joke
- A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the...
- jablowme999 05/20/2010
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- Grandma Loves Jesus
- Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Mike, The other day I went up to our local...
- Mikemisat 05/22/2009
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- Differences
- What's the difference between white people and black people? Their skin.
- Candy_Man 04/18/2009
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- Real Questions about Canada
- Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe...
- Mikemisat 04/07/2009
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- The Circle
- A blond had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. The truck driver motioned for her...
- milestyles55 03/24/2009
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- gas on the bus
- You are on the bus when you suddenly realize.......you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple...
- potatosack 03/05/2009
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- Political Joke
- Hillary Clinton ...that's the punchline
- Roflwaffle320 01/02/2009
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- I Think
- next time a cop pulls you over ask him this - "sir could i get in trouble if i call you a dumbass?" to which he'll...
- RUSTYmachine 12/23/2008
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- You're fucked!
- This guy was walking through a forest when he saw a guy with his arms around a tree. He asked him what he was doing and the guy told him he was...
- MorpheusOne 12/22/2008
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- An Irish Ghost Story
- This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. John Bradford, a Dublin University...
- milestyles55 12/02/2008
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- Ebaum Spelling Fail !
- From: ebaum Sent: November 22, 2008 09:52 am Subject: Regarding one of your media uploads... Message: I just wanted to inform you that your...
- cityboy1022 11/22/2008
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- Dumb McCains
- Cindy McCain was in her front yard watering her roses when John McCain came out of the house and rushed straight to the mailbox, opened it, looked...
- cripster 11/22/2008
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- You're a loser when...
- You know you're a loser when your girlfriend wants to have sex in the backseat and she wants you to drive.
- i_know_jack 08/15/2008
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- Chicken Farmer
- An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running. A month later he returns to the dealer to get...
- i_know_jack 08/01/2008
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- Whats in a name?
- A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix,...
- qazwsxedc1 07/23/2008
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- A Blonde Needs Tech Support
- A blonde was having a problem with her laser printer, so she called the company's technical support. The help desk technician asked her if she was...
- Mikemisat 07/11/2008
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- The Post Turtle
- While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up...
- ChuckNasty 07/03/2008
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- A puzzle for the president.
- Dick Cheney walks into the oval office and sees The President Bush whooping and hollering. “What’s the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice...
- hatethismap 05/13/2008
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- Dumb Blonde
- Guy: whats the best part about a mexican funeral? Blonde: i dont know Guy: 15 mexicans can share the same casket. Blonde: how would they...
- unkn4m3d 05/07/2008
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- New Jersey Hunters
- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back...
- Hallpass 05/03/2008
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- Adam's Big Screw Up
- In the garden of Eden, just as god was finishing up creating everything, god says, "I have 2 things left in my bag of creation." God pulls...
- egore2fly 04/30/2008
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- Blonde and a glass wall
- Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? to see what was on the other side!
- diblor 04/07/2008
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- Methods Of Execution
- There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three...
- barroncx 04/03/2008
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- Pirate
- A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye...
- thelegendery 03/02/2008
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- Real George Bush Quotes 5
- "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." ...Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96 "We are ready for...
- skatesnow67 02/05/2008
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- Real George Bush Quotes 4
- "Public speaking is very easy." ...Governor George W. Bush to reporters "I am not part of the problem. I am a...
- skatesnow67 02/05/2008
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- Real George Bush Quotes 3
- "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." ...Governor George W. Bush "The future will...
- skatesnow67 02/05/2008
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- Real George Bush Quotes 2
- The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in...
- skatesnow67 02/05/2008
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- real george bush quotes
- "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George W. Bush "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a...
- skatesnow67 02/05/2008
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- The Grass Eater
- A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to...
- cripster 01/05/2008
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- anal rape
- what do you call a dog with no ears? nothing he aint gonna come to you dumbass!
- WIIWARRIOR 12/05/2007
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