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    • Sweet soon...
    • I sat my 8 year old son at the dining table and placed a bowl of sweets in front of him. I then left the room for 5 minutes as a test to see if...
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    • Dinner with who??
    • Wife: If you could have dinner with anyone, who would it be?? Man: Gandhi... Wife: Why!? Man: More food for me...
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    • Two Cannibals
    • Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a...
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    • gay horse
    • what do gay horses eat heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy
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    • 3 Guys On An Island
    • 3 guys ended up on an island. Their ship went down and not a sign of help coming. After a few days, they ran out of coconuts to eat. One of...
    • P00KY 06/06/2010
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    • Shit House Wall Literature...
    • People that write on Shit-House Walls, Roll their Shit into little Balls, Those who read these Words of Wit, Eat those little Balls of...
    • wxb200 05/13/2010
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    • Drunk Food
    • Rick gave his drunk buddy Lance something to taste. He said Rick-"Here can you taste this?" Lance-"What is...
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    • What do I look like?
    • A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs...
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    • 1st grade quiz
    • What is greater than God. More evil than the Devil. The poor have it. The rich don't need it. And if you eat it, you'll die?
    • knightfisher 12/03/2009
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    • Nothing to Eat
    • A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner...
    • Still880 10/27/2009
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    • If i was a girl.
    • If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a...
    • horrorfreak 10/22/2009
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    • Doctor and his antics.!
    • An americans at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wifes been in an accident. He rushes to A&E where hes...
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    • You can now eat your own plate
    • Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate. Chen Liang-erh, 50, an...
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    • Going bats
    • Two bats are out searching for a midnight feed. After a while they reunite at the belfry. Boris is still starving, not having found a thing to...
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    • dinner by candlelight
    • The pretty co-ed nervously asked the doctor to perform an unusual operation: the removal of a large chunk of green wax from her navel. Looking up...
    • idontwannakno 04/30/2009
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    • One Summer Night
    • A man and his wife are in their living room one night. He goes to her "Is it dry tonight or what?" she replied "Hey asshole you're licking the...
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    • Hard...
    • Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Putting her back in her wheelchair!
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    • Safari
    • A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother...
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    • Eat the Watermelons
    • A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a...
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    • Hungry Monkey
    • A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey...
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    • A Turd in the Park
    • Two flies land on a turd. The first fly lifts its leg and rips tremendous ass. The second fly says, "What are you doing!? I'm eating!"
    • miniminkas 12/08/2008
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    • Your Mother
    • Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a...
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    • Eat, Drink and be MERRY!!
    • It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart...
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    • CAB DRIVER
    • A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the...
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    • i eat mop joke
    • knock knock who's there? i eat mop i eat mop who? if you dont get the joke, dont look at the words when you say it, it should come to you
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    • Sex Poetry
    • Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs, and what's in between Kissing is a habit, Fucking is a game, Guys get all the...
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    • Little Johnny and his brother
    • Saturday morning, Johnny wakes up early and goes to his parents room to wake them up. He opens the door only to find Mom and Dad having wild sex....
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