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    • Pelican

    • Strange bird the pelican, it's mouth can hold more then it's belly can.
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/04/2012
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    • Sweet soon...

    • I sat my 8 year old son at the dining table and placed a bowl of sweets in front of him. I then left the room for 5 minutes as a test to see if...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/26/2012
      • 219 Views
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    • Dinner with who??

    • Wife: If you could have dinner with anyone, who would it be?? Man: Gandhi... Wife: Why!? Man: More food for me...
    • ipaintHER
      Uploaded 11/01/2011
      • 469 Views
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    • Two Cannibals

    • Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a...
    • wap123
      Uploaded 09/14/2011
      • 475 Views
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    • gay horse

    • what do gay horses eat heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy
    • daloia
      Uploaded 01/08/2011
      • 790 Views
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    • 3 Guys On An Island

    • 3 guys ended up on an island. Their ship went down and not a sign of help coming. After a few days, they ran out of coconuts to eat. One of...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 06/06/2010
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      • 8 Comments
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    • Shit House Wall Literature...

    • People that write on Shit-House Walls, Roll their Shit into little Balls, Those who read these Words of Wit, Eat those little Balls of...
    • wxb200
      Uploaded 05/13/2010
      • 3.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Drunk Food

    • Rick gave his drunk buddy Lance something to taste. He said Rick-"Here can you taste this?" Lance-"What is...
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 03/18/2010
      • 937 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • What do I look like?

    • A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs...
    • GAMBLE7177
      Uploaded 02/16/2010
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • 1st grade quiz

    • What is greater than God. More evil than the Devil. The poor have it. The rich don't need it. And if you eat it, you'll die?
    • knightfisher
      Uploaded 12/03/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Nothing to Eat

    • A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner...
    • Still880
      Uploaded 10/27/2009
      • 809 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • If i was a girl.

    • If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a...
    • horrorfreak
      Uploaded 10/22/2009
      • 5.4k Views
      • 11 Comments
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    • Not so far past

    • How Do You Turn A Dishwasher Into A Snowblower? Hand The Bitch The Shovel!!!!!
    • NUTSANDGUTS
      Uploaded 07/12/2009
      • 791 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Pope

    • What kind of meat does the pope eat? Nun
    • coastal
      Uploaded 06/19/2009
      • 673 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Doctor and his antics.!

    • An americans at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wifes been in an accident. He rushes to A&E where hes...
    • liverpool2
      Uploaded 06/16/2009
      • 845 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • You can now eat your own plate

    • Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate. Chen Liang-erh, 50, an...
    • minoroin
      Uploaded 06/08/2009
      • 442 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Going bats

    • Two bats are out searching for a midnight feed. After a while they reunite at the belfry. Boris is still starving, not having found a thing to...
    • bangoskank99
      Uploaded 05/10/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • dinner by candlelight

    • The pretty co-ed nervously asked the doctor to perform an unusual operation: the removal of a large chunk of green wax from her navel. Looking up...
    • idontwannakno
      Uploaded 04/30/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • One Summer Night

    • A man and his wife are in their living room one night. He goes to her "Is it dry tonight or what?" she replied "Hey asshole you're licking the...
    • gotribe
      Uploaded 03/10/2009
      • 695 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hard...

    • Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Putting her back in her wheelchair!
    • gotribe
      Uploaded 03/09/2009
      • 911 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Safari

    • A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/03/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Eat the Watermelons

    • A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a...
    • seeley17
      Uploaded 01/08/2009
      • 610 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hungry Monkey

    • A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey...
    • mayhem123
      Uploaded 12/19/2008
      • 351 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Turd in the Park

    • Two flies land on a turd. The first fly lifts its leg and rips tremendous ass. The second fly says, "What are you doing!? I'm eating!"
    • miniminkas
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 469 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Your Mother

    • Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a...
    • LittleRedClone
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 330 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Eat, Drink and be MERRY!!

    • It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart...
    • Cbax819
      Uploaded 10/29/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • eating vegetables

    • what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair
    • xETx
      Uploaded 10/20/2008
      • 492 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • CAB DRIVER

    • A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the...
    • thugknifer
      Uploaded 10/08/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 10 Comments
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    • i eat mop joke

    • knock knock who's there? i eat mop i eat mop who? if you dont get the joke, dont look at the words when you say it, it should come to you
    • dj34dj34
      Uploaded 08/16/2008
      • 7.7k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Sex Poetry

    • Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs, and what's in between Kissing is a habit, Fucking is a game, Guys get all the...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Little Johnny and his brother

    • Saturday morning, Johnny wakes up early and goes to his parents room to wake them up. He opens the door only to find Mom and Dad having wild sex....
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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