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    • Flying Dildo

    • A family is driving down the freeway behind a garbage truck when a huge dildo flies out of the truck and smacks their windshield. Embarrassed,...
    • unzippingMyFLy
      Uploaded 07/02/2012
      • 1.2k Views
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    • 101 ways to annoy people!

    • 101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual...
    • Baked_Jake
      Uploaded 04/29/2011
      • 489 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Adam and Eve

    • (The following takes place in Sunday School class with the kiddies) There is a little girl who always stands out in the class because she...
    • OkBluesFan
      Uploaded 08/08/2010
      • 1.9k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Midget and Tampon

    • Did you hear about the midget who sued the tampon company? She stepped on the string, fell and hit her head.....negative comments rain down upon...
    • OkBluesFan
      Uploaded 08/07/2010
      • 1k Views
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    • New Jersey

    • New jersey has guidos because it's..... NEW JERSEY!!!!!
    • CJones
      Uploaded 11/06/2009
      • 1.5k Views
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    • Come closer

    • Come closer Come closer Come closer Just by doing that I mad you cum closer:D
    • CJones
      Uploaded 11/06/2009
      • 790 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunken repost

    • I had 8 bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my fiance to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I...
    • thedeacon
      Uploaded 09/29/2009
      • 1.7k Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Handjob

    • A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50 HAND JOB:...
    • runf001
      Uploaded 05/16/2009
      • 2.6k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • THE TRUTH IS FUNNY

    • What do you get when you add shitty humor, stupid quotes that win contests, a sellout owner and ungodly troublesome loading on...
    • melikeyacdc
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
      • 476 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Vegetarians

    • What's the difference between Ebaums Users and Vegetarians with no self-control? Nothing, they both secretly shove weiners in their mouths.
    • bestfriend
      Uploaded 12/19/2008
      • 378 Views
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    • Pharmacist

    • A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that...
    • ColdCarbon1
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
      • 565 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Statues of Liberation

    • n a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an...
    • ColdCarbon1
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
      • 478 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Barnum Bailey

    • Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad...
    • ColdCarbon1
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
      • 351 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Tarzan's Spare Parts

    • Tarzan is attacked by a lion in the jungle. The animal rips off Tarzan's arm, eye and penis. His jungle friends help him by giving him the spare...
    • ColdCarbon1
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
      • 457 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sex Bully

    • A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept. A sign in front of the first bull says:...
    • ColdCarbon1
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
      • 571 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Rattlesnake

    • What do a rattlesnake and a soft pecker have in common??? You can't screw with either of them!!!!
    • nctarheel201033
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
      • 834 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • The Rattlesnake

    • What do a rattlesnake and a soft pecker have in common??? You can't screw with either of them!!!!
    • nctarheel201033
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
      • 834 Views
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    • funny stuff

    • knock knock whos thare? beth? beth who? beth ramsey
    • youiscoo
      Uploaded 09/30/2008
      • 469 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ebaums joke

    • This one time in history 3 ladies all died at the same time.. A Hooker, a Housewife and a Nun. They all arrive at heavens gate and Saint...
    • Pockets
      Uploaded 09/08/2008
      • 658 Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The gloves part 2

    • they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time,...
    • macvicar
      Uploaded 08/23/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Gambling Husband

    • Tom came home from the casino one night and was met at the door by his wife. Much to his dismay she hit him on the head with a rolling pin?...
    • AKAtoy
      Uploaded 05/25/2008
      • 418 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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