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- Hey, Rihanna, what's the difference?
- What's the difference between Rihanna and an egg? An egg doesn't go running to the cops after you beat it.
- scubadude 08/23/2011
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- Chicken or the Egg?
- A chicken and an egg were laying in bed, and the chicken lights a cigarette and says, "that settles that one."
- iRaid 07/06/2011
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- the chicken and the egg
- the chicken and the egg are lying in bed. the chicken lit up a cigarette and said "i guess that answers that old question".
- acidsnake500 01/13/2011
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- The Chicken and the Egg
- A chicken and an egg was laying in bed together. The chicken had a big smile on his face and was smoking a cigarette. The egg was turned on her...
- briantreybig 01/30/2010
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- Sperm close to egg
- Sperm 1: Are we close to the egg yet? Sperm 2: I don't think so. We're still in the throat.
- tehbulatz 06/28/2009
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- The Dirty Egg
- What did the Egg say to the boiling water? --If you want me to get hard it will take me a while; I just got laid by that chick over...
- SnakePlisskan 06/27/2009
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- What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
- It's gonna take me a while to get hard I just got laid by that chick over there.
- ry4n7 06/23/2009
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- Clean farts
- There's a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting.She farts all the time, yet is never be able to smell or hear them. So one day she...
- mortgagemescott 05/13/2009
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- Morning Sex
- She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in...
- SpicySauce 04/15/2009
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- Which came first?
- A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied look on its face.The egg,...
- Niedermeyer 12/12/2008
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- Egg
- What did the egg say when he was put into a pot of boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard i just got laid by this chick.
- michael2011g 11/28/2008
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- World's Largest Egg Hunt
- Q.What do you call it when the world's largest Pysanka (easter egg) in Vegreville rolls into the fishpond and sinks? A.World's largest egg hunt.
- RedEnsign1986 10/07/2008
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- Egg Riddle
- Another Riddle oh and btw everyone has heard this one: A rooster lays an egg on a triangle shaped roof which side does the egg fall...
- iCanHazReconz 09/13/2008
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- chicken and the egg joke
- a chicken and an egg are laying in bed, the chicken lights up a cig with a pleased look on its face. the egg in a pissed off voice say well i guess...
- bulldogs275 08/05/2008
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- What Came first.........
- The Chicken & The Egg........... The Chicken & The Egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his...
- godlovesdemeter 07/26/2008
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- I think that I'm a chicken
- Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was...
- EbaumsKing 07/13/2008
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- The Chicken and the Egg
- A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and has a satisfied look on its face. The egg looks disappointed...
- Mothman405 06/22/2008
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- Chicken or the Egg?
- The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and...
- engineer1371 06/17/2008
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- My Lucky Day
- She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very...
- ghoul_69 05/28/2008
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- Egg boiling pot of water
- What did the egg say to the boiling pot of water? It might take me awhile to get hard...I just got laid last night.
- mortgagemescott 03/19/2008
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- 2 Eggs
- Two eggs were in the fridge waiting to be boiled. One gets taken out. Thirty minutes later, it gets put back in, soaking wet. The other egg...
- 4ThosAbout2Rok 02/21/2008
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- laughing bacon
- why did the bacon laugh becouse the egg cracked a yolk
- cl_dort 01/29/2008
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- Chicken And The Egg
- A chicken and an egg lay in bed. The chicken has his arms behind his head, relaxed, smoking a cigarette with a grin on his face, the egg is whining...
- sparkyboy 01/27/2008
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