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    • 7 Dollar Sex
    • An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you...
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    • Death of a dick
    • A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis. A young nurse says "Why are you doing...
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    • Up or Down Sex
    • At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to...
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    • One In The Eye For Bigotry
    • There was an elderly widow who lived in a large mansion. She was feeling generous when it came to Thanksgiving, so she called up the local...
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    • 3 Elderly Guys
    • 3 elderly guys are walking down the street. The first one says "Windy, isn't it?" The second one says "No... today's...
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    • The Wrinked Night Gown
    • A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown. Later that night she was...
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    • Natalie
    • The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all dishevelled and he looked needy. "Can I help...
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    • Tough Financial Times
    • An elderly couple go to the doctors. When it is their turn, they enter the room and the doc asks them what he can do for them. "Well, we'd...
    • funnymummy 04/22/2010
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    • Old and confused
    • While acquainting himself with a new elderly patient, a doctor asked, How long have you been bedridden? After a look of complete confusion...
    • ThomasPHoolery 04/09/2010
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    • Speeding Ticket
    • An elderly lady was clocked at 95 mph in a 70 mph zone. The Highway Patrol pulled her over. Officer: "Good day are your aware you were...
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    • Two old ladies in a car.
    • Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an...
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    • 10 Games for old people
    • 1.)Sag, You're it 2.)Pin the Toupee on the bald guy 3.)20 questions shouted into your good ear 4.)Kick the bucket 5.)Red Rover, Red Rover,...
    • the_dream_35 11/22/2009
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    • New Cowboy Boots
    • An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and...
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    • Old Age Problems
    • Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my...
    • thelegendery 10/05/2009
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    • Smack Down
    • A very old couple that have been married forever are sitting on their porch one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her...
    • thelegendery 09/23/2009
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    • The Grandfather Prophet
    • Fellow 1 : "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he...
    • thelegendery 09/16/2009
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    • birth control pills
    • -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An elderly woman went to her local doctors office and asked...
    • idontwannakno 04/30/2009
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    • Medicare Visit
    • A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have...
    • thelegendery 03/19/2009
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    • Bus Tours
    • Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of...
    • thelegendery 03/11/2009
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    • Write It Down
    • An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was...
    • thelegendery 03/11/2009
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    • Good times
    • I was eating lunch at the food court in the mall one day. I noticed there was an elderly man staring at a teenager constantly and he wouldn't...
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    • An Elderly Couple
    • An elderly couple is in the living room The wife says, "Let's go upstairs and fuck!" The husband says, "I don't know if I can...
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    • Cognitive Reasoning Test.
    • Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test. The doctor says to the first gal, "What is three times...
    • lorddread 11/17/2008
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    • Shaky Hands
    • One morning, three old men were sitting around talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad,...
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    • Memory Lapse
    • An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says "Oh, I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn't any in the house." He says,...
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    • Nursing Home Ailments
    • At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift...
    • djohn23 09/11/2008
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    • Elderly Love
    • There was a couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his...
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    • 2 old men at the whore house
    • Two elderly gentlemen, Bob and George, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a whore house. When they arrived...
    • djohn23 08/04/2008
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    • Elderly Wife's Confession
    • An elderly man turns to his wife and asks if she’s ever cheated on him. “I love you,” she says, “but I must confess. I’ve been...
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    • miracle worker
    • An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all...
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    • Elderly Man Confession
    • An elderly man goes into the confessional and tells the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven grandchildren....
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/13/2008
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    • Old Man Sperm Count
    • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take...
    • DiscardDerek 07/08/2008
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    • Bert's New Boots
    • An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought...
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