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    • 7 Dollar Sex

    • An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you...
    • fuzzywuzzy666
      Uploaded 05/14/2012
      • 545 Views
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    • Death of a dick

    • A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis. A young nurse says "Why are you doing...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
      • 192 Views
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    • Up or Down Sex

    • At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to...
    • IronEagle80
      Uploaded 11/22/2011
      • 974 Views
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    • oldest joke ever.

    • a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says: "Why the long face?"
    • dubert
      Uploaded 05/07/2011
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    • One In The Eye For Bigotry

    • There was an elderly widow who lived in a large mansion. She was feeling generous when it came to Thanksgiving, so she called up the local...
    • ace18400
      Uploaded 01/19/2011
      • 482 Views
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    • 3 Elderly Guys

    • 3 elderly guys are walking down the street. The first one says "Windy, isn't it?" The second one says "No... today's...
    • philly_g28
      Uploaded 01/05/2011
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    • The Wrinked Night Gown

    • A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown. Later that night she was...
    • plumberjohn
      Uploaded 12/04/2010
      • 359 Views
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    • Natalie

    • The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all dishevelled and he looked needy. "Can I help...
    • syneyed
      Uploaded 05/20/2010
      • 1.3k Views
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    • Tough Financial Times

    • An elderly couple go to the doctors. When it is their turn, they enter the room and the doc asks them what he can do for them. "Well, we'd...
    • funnymummy
      Uploaded 04/22/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Old and confused

    • While acquainting himself with a new elderly patient, a doctor asked, “How long have you been bedridden?” After a look of complete...
    • ThomasPHoolery
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
      • 1.9k Views
      • 11 Comments
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    • Speeding Ticket

    • An elderly lady was clocked at 95 mph in a 70 mph zone. The Highway Patrol pulled her over. Officer: "Good day are your aware you were...
    • 1_channelbob
      Uploaded 04/08/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Two old ladies in a car.

    • Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 02/08/2010
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • 10 Games for old people

    • 1.)Sag, You're it 2.)Pin the Toupee on the bald guy 3.)20 questions shouted into your good ear 4.)Kick the bucket 5.)Red Rover, Red Rover,...
    • the_dream_35
      Uploaded 11/22/2009
      • 2.8k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • New Cowboy Boots

    • An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and...
    • yuristache
      Uploaded 10/29/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Old Age Problems

    • Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 10/05/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Smack Down

    • A very old couple that have been married forever are sitting on their porch one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 09/23/2009
      • 750 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Grandfather Prophet

    • Fellow 1 : "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 09/16/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • birth control pills

    • -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked...
    • idontwannakno
      Uploaded 04/30/2009
      • 744 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Can you see the golf ball?

    • "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife. "Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't...
    • frost1102
      Uploaded 04/06/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Medicare Visit

    • A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 03/19/2009
      • 700 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Elderly are Funny Too

    • Someone who teaches at Kean Elementary in Wooster , Ohio forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the Principal's office after...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/12/2009
      • 835 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bus Tours

    • Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 03/11/2009
      • 865 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Write It Down

    • An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 03/11/2009
      • 649 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Good times

    • I was eating lunch at the food court in the mall one day. I noticed there was an elderly man staring at a teenager constantly and he wouldn't...
    • Xlax
      Uploaded 12/16/2008
      • 753 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • An Elderly Couple

    • An elderly couple is in the living room The wife says, "Let's go upstairs and fuck!" The husband says, "I don't know if I can...
    • miniminkas
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 519 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cognitive Reasoning Test.

    • Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test. The doctor says to the first gal, "What is three times...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 11/17/2008
      • 1k Views
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    • Shaky Hands

    • One morning, three old men were sitting around talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad,...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 10/15/2008
      • 514 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Suppository or hearing aid

    • Two elderly men were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Stanley noticed something funny about Joe's ear. He said, "Joe did you...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 10/09/2008
      • 2.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Memory Lapse

    • An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says "Oh, I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn't any in the house." He says,...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 09/17/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Nursing Home Ailments

    • At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 09/11/2008
      • 472 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Elderly Love

    • There was a couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his...
    • bbrandonnnn04
      Uploaded 08/11/2008
      • 729 Views
      • 276 Comments
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    • 2 old men at the whore house

    • Two elderly gentlemen, Bob and George, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a whore house. When they arrived...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 2k Views
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    • Elderly Wife's Confession

    • An elderly man turns to his wife and asks if she’s ever cheated on him. I love you, she says, but I must confess. I’ve been...
    • kb2o
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 838 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • miracle worker

    • An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all...
    • NiggerPants
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 473 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Elderly Man Confession

    • An elderly man goes into the confessional and tells the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven grandchildren....
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/13/2008
      • 401 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Old Man Sperm Count

    • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take...
    • DiscardDerek
      Uploaded 07/08/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Bert's New Boots

    • An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 06/25/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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