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- Confessions before marriage
- A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The...
- beast_radio 03/07/2013
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- How to handle the I.R.S
- IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The...
- beast_radio 02/27/2013
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- How to cheat on your wife
- A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made...
- beast_radio 02/22/2013
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- Set your priorities
- A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and...
- beast_radio 12/02/2012
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- Whore's Grandma
- A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested...
- beast_radio 06/13/2012
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- doctors fuck
- A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, "Hey,...
- beast_radio 06/13/2012
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- 2 BOYS PLAYING
- One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a snake crawl under a bush and went over to it. The other youngster...
- beast_radio 06/08/2012
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- inspirational
- A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,...
- showmaster94 04/04/2012
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- da man with a sweater
- once there was a man with a sweater who went to a shop and said could i buuy some mints so the man said no you fat person so the man in the sweater...
- epicmeansjacob 04/14/2011
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- Joke from a long story
- Hi This is The *errmm* *coughs* FAILBLOO! A *errmm* kid was in school! And prank his friends in a scary screamer its called Kikia They have a...
- rocketlander 04/10/2011
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- Funny Jokes that get hated on
- I decided to use vasoline during sex... i put it on the doorknob so she can't escape. I bought my new gf something to wear today.... duct tape I...
- Jason1420 01/22/2011
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- Putting Your Affairs In order
- Bitches till the End Man, I'll tell ya, women can be cold until the end! The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad...
- beast_radio 01/15/2011
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- A trip to Mexico
- An All-American guy decides to take a trip to Mexico. He doesn't know how to speak Spanish, however, so he is at a slight loss. Yet he leaves on his...
- cody34521 12/21/2010
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- Just a yo mama joke !
- Yo momma so nasty, she got fired from the sperm bank for drinkin on the job !
- FuckYouPayMe 11/15/2010
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- haiti
- yo mama so fat that when she fell out of bed she caused the haiti disastar :P
- epicmeansjacob 11/06/2010
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- A Room For The Night
- Many years ago, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort on Cape Cod -- one that did not admit...
- tedrusty 09/23/2010
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- Blind In Texas
- There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are...
- tedrusty 09/22/2010
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- Retirement
- As we all know, when we hit retirement age we come face to face with the fact that it may be time to relocate. The big question is: where to? Here...
- tedrusty 09/22/2010
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- Don't Lie To Your Mother
- Mrs. Smith had always suspected her son, Mike, was having an intimate relationship with his roommate, Jennifer. One night, Mike invites his mother...
- tedrusty 09/22/2010
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- Pubic Coma
- A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the nurses in the hospital was...
- tedrusty 09/22/2010
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- Fom All Of Us
- Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home,...
- tedrusty 09/22/2010
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- Chuck Norris- Eyebrow
- A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him to list 100 Chuck Norris facts. Unamused, Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such force that...
- doublerossA 08/13/2010
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- theromans
- So there's this guy named "theromans" who likes to post jokes. He thinks they are funny, but no one else does. This dude is the same type...
- jmartpigfcker 07/31/2010
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- Chuck Norris
- 1. Some kids piss their name into snow, Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. 2. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck...
- 63silver 07/10/2010
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- Epic Beard Man Facts
- -EBM is the real batman. -If Chuck Norris has 5 dollars and Epic Beard Man has one dollar, Epic Beard Man has more money. -Epic Beard Man can...
- milestyles55 02/19/2010
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- Rive
- There was this river, and about 12 inches above this river was a fly. And there was a trout in the river, and the trout said, "man if that fly...
- comeherewuss19 08/03/2009
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- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
- somasuku 06/20/2009
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- Humiliation of a Mugger
- To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Kansas City night before last. Date: 2009-05-11, 3:43 A M EST I was the guy with the black...
- Ihazadream 05/18/2009
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- Rectum stretcher
- While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the...
- manneklint 01/11/2009
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- A cheater's defense
- The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a...
- manneklint 01/11/2009
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- Car accident
- I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under the...
- manneklint 01/11/2009
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- Parking tickets
- I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket. So I went...
- manneklint 12/23/2008
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- Hell of a headache
- The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare...
- manneklint 12/23/2008
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- Playtime
- Year 2 class in Bradford comes in from playtime. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at playtime?" Sarah says, "I played in the...
- manneklint 12/22/2008
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- Giving birth
- A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in...
- manneklint 12/22/2008
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- Love letter
- Shhhhhh!!....... Don't tell anyone...... I'm gonna go down on you.... ...And you're gonna love it........... ........But it's only going to be...
- manneklint 12/22/2008
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- Bank robbery
- I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a...
- manneklint 12/22/2008
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