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    • Deer joke.

    • What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
    • awooga
      Uploaded 03/13/2013
      • 538 Views
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    • BEST JOKE EVER!!

    • A jew, muslim and black guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says... Get the fuck out.
    • ThaTCPS
      Uploaded 12/13/2012
      • 533 Views
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    • HOUSE BREAKING

    • If I ever heard someone breaking into my house, I would just try to pretend like I was also breaking into my house. Oh, and we would laugh about...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • Funniest Joke Ever!

    • At night, a young boy is walking down the side of the road when a police man stops him and asks him why he is out past curfew. "My mom beats...
    • iRaid
      Uploaded 07/11/2011
      • 943 Views
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    • Special Olympics

    • What is better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded!
    • KLM2692
      Uploaded 03/15/2011
      • 852 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Have You Ever Danced?

    • Have You Ever Danced? An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only...
    • Zlima
      Uploaded 03/04/2011
      • 613 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Lost in the Desert

    • So, there’s a man crawling through the desert. He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over...
    • MrRefridgerator
      Uploaded 07/22/2010
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    • Obama cash for clunkers program

    • Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
    • bigscary
      Uploaded 06/22/2010
      • 1.5k Views
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    • Obama's Cabinet and a prison

    • Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society....
    • bigscary
      Uploaded 06/22/2010
      • 1.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Lunch with Obama

    • Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser.
    • bigscary
      Uploaded 06/22/2010
      • 980 Views
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    • Obama McDonald's Value meal

    • Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it
    • bigscary
      Uploaded 06/22/2010
      • 2.5k Views
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    • Obamacare

    • America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask
    • bigscary
      Uploaded 06/22/2010
      • 819 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Give Obama Time

    • The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate
    • bigscary
      Uploaded 06/22/2010
      • 944 Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • NASA

    • When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem,...
    • syneyed
      Uploaded 06/17/2010
      • 1.5k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Funeral Procession

    • A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long...
    • syneyed
      Uploaded 06/17/2010
      • 1.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Ugliest Baby

    • A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of...
    • syneyed
      Uploaded 06/17/2010
      • 1.6k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Holmes and Watson

    • Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some...
    • syneyed
      Uploaded 06/17/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Hunters

    • A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled...
    • syneyed
      Uploaded 06/17/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • CinderBlock

    • There was a father who had three daughters named Rose, Daisy, and Cinderblock. One day Rose comes up to the dad and says, "Daddy, why am...
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 05/23/2010
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    • Shitology

    • THE BROWN BOOK The Universe was created in 8 Days. In the beginning God sat down on heaven and became what we would call constipated. For the...
    • Nocturnalkelly
      Uploaded 02/07/2010
      • 773 Views
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    • Your mother is so fat

    • How fat is she!?!?!? She is so fat I can cook 4 t-bone steaks under her boobies!!!
    • CJones
      Uploaded 11/06/2009
      • 776 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Come closer

    • Come closer Come closer Come closer Just by doing that I mad you cum closer:D
    • CJones
      Uploaded 11/06/2009
      • 790 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Gotta knock knock

    • knock knock who der? Gotta Gotta who? Gotta 3 fiddy in your pants pocket?
    • CJones
      Uploaded 10/22/2009
      • 815 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Honda Biker

    • A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window:...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/17/2009
      • 705 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • shit your pants funny

    • What did the surgeon say to the patient who refused to buy health insurance? ------ All right, suture self!!!!!!!
    • SnakePlisskan
      Uploaded 07/15/2009
      • 2.8k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Fishy salesman

    • Why are fish salesman greedy? ------------Their buisness makes them sell-fish!!!!!!!
    • SnakePlisskan
      Uploaded 07/15/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • oh shit

    • Okay there are three angels one says it want to be a dog so it turns into a dog the other says it wants to be a cat so it turns into a cat the...
    • saresare3
      Uploaded 04/26/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Constipated Man

    • Q: What did the constipated man say when he was late? A: I don't have time for this shit!
    • bestfriend
      Uploaded 01/24/2009
      • 878 Views
      • 10 Comments
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