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    • Bad News for a New Father

    • A man is waiting nervously for news of his new-born baby when a nurse walks in. 'It's bad news,' she says. 'Your baby is badly...
    • bangoskank99
      Uploaded 05/11/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Honey, I Found Your Ball

    • A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat....
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/20/2009
      • 852 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • a comical pick up line

    • Guy: excuse me ma'am you appear to have something on your chest. Unsuspecting woman: Oh my goodness what is it? Guy: my EYES!!!
    • superbest
      Uploaded 01/27/2009
      • 765 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Two black eyes

    • A man came home from work sporting two black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked his wife. "I'll never...
    • ghettosmoke
      Uploaded 01/02/2009
      • 1.4k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde Eyes Closed

    • Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/11/2008
      • 438 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 2 black eyes

    • Q: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? A: Nothing, she's been told twice already.
    • Weber
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 2 black eyes

    • what do you say to a women with 2 black eyes nothing she has already been told twice
    • quicklyone
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 494 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Knock Knock

    • Knock Knock, * * * > > > Who's there? *** > > > Eyes *** > > > Eyes who? *** > > >...
    • Ryan1966
      Uploaded 07/07/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Secretary Doll

    • A man comes home with his daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/06/2008
      • 695 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN

    • WHAT DO YOU TELL A WOMAN WITH TWO BLACK EYES? ..............NOTHING SHE'S ALREADY BEEN TOLD TWICE.
    • mg762x39
      Uploaded 05/12/2008
      • 459 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Japanese People

    • Why do Japanese people have squinty eyes? -Have you ever seen a A-Bomb up close?
    • MPBlaster
      Uploaded 05/09/2008
      • 3.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Chinese

    • Why do Chinese people all look alike? They can't see.
    • ecsk8pk
      Uploaded 02/24/2008
      • 2.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Womens Battered Shelter #2

    • Whats The First Thing A Woman Does When She Leaves A Battered Womens Shelter? Answer: The Dishes If She Knows Whats Good For Her!
    • fender9blind
      Uploaded 02/17/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Two Black Eyes

    • A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at...
    • ave25
      Uploaded 02/13/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • eyes

    • A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my...
    • Ghandy
      Uploaded 02/04/2008
      • 656 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Christie McCullof

    • What were Christie's last words? What does this button do? How did they know she had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 01/31/2008
      • 7.2k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Black Eyes

    • Q: What do you tell your wife who has two black eyes? A: Nothing, you already told her twice.
    • s0undphile
      Uploaded 01/01/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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