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    • Porn star.

    • My porn star friend recently passed away. As a mark of respect, we had his ashes scattered over his wife's face.
    • awooga
      Uploaded 03/13/2013
      • 1k Views
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    • Beard

    • I used to hate the idea of having a beard, but now it's starting to grow on me.
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/08/2012
      • 349 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Beyonce encounter

    • So I saw Beyonce at a coffee shop yesterday and she was looking on the ground and all over for something so I asked her what she was looking for....
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/04/2012
      • 391 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Walmart Shopping With The Wife

    • A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you...
    • Lucky_Lotto
      Uploaded 04/08/2012
      • 449 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Did it hurt?

    • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. Cause it looks like you landed right on your face.
    • deathbysnuusnuu
      Uploaded 06/12/2010
      • 3.6k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Face Lift

    • A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a...
    • yuristache
      Uploaded 10/29/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Abortion Clinic

    • A lady is pregnant and her and her boyfriend decide they need for her to get a abortion. So the couple drive to the abortion clinic and while...
    • ndanick21
      Uploaded 10/16/2009
      • 4.4k Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Assface

    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
    • Zealousplaya2
      Uploaded 06/25/2009
      • 606 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • An honest face

    • A Newfie goes down to the Grand Bank wharf looking for work and comes up to the captain of a fishing boat and says,'Hey Capt'n got any work fer...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 06/17/2009
      • 948 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • cinderella got fired

    • cinderella was fired from disneyland today! she was caught bouncing on pinnochio"s face screaming ''lie motherfucker lie''
    • midget_dance
      Uploaded 06/17/2009
      • 691 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Buttface

    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
    • dano249
      Uploaded 03/26/2009
      • 999 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bored with Meliza

    • On google earth v 5.0 there is a robot chat system that comes up with random quips and phrases in response to things that you type up. If you...
    • Merrick001
      Uploaded 02/13/2009
      • 7k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Knob treatment

    • A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's...
    • theo2
      Uploaded 12/31/2008
      • 799 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Susie at School

    • Ok so there was this girl named Susie and she went to a missionary school. One day she had fallen asleep in class and the teacher asked her...
    • juffan
      Uploaded 12/16/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Face Lift

    • A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a...
    • tdoglog
      Uploaded 10/31/2008
      • 358 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Homeless guy cum.

    • Shitypantsman said he would let a homeless guy cum on his face for $50,000. That is fucked up on so many levels. That means he would let him rub...
    • dirtysanchez10
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bank Robbery

    • A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. He shouts "This is a raid - everyone get on the floor!", and...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 10/21/2008
      • 680 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • solar eclipse

    • Your face is like a solar eclipse, whoever looks at it goes blind.
    • karttrak2
      Uploaded 09/14/2008
      • 2.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wood Eye

    • Mr. Billy was born with one of his eyes missing, so the doctor replaced it with a wooden eye. All of his friends teased him and gave him hell...
    • braxton
      Uploaded 08/02/2008
      • 5.8k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • snap

    • When you were in line for faces you thought they said cases and you asked for yours in leather.
    • Will_Smith
      Uploaded 07/29/2008
      • 995 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Clock Shop

    • A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/26/2008
      • 2.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Losing Face

    • Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result, many women and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would...
    • helpher
      Uploaded 06/01/2008
      • 343 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Can you speak Lesbian?

    • What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. What do you call 100...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/29/2008
      • 3.9k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • The Transplant

    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
    • Ryan1966
      Uploaded 05/07/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Beers for Beauty

    • A Man and his Wife go to the supermarket and find themselves in the beer aisle.
    • jazzak
      Uploaded 05/03/2008
      • 737 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Half a face

    • What do you do if you see someone from Edinburgh with half a face? stop laughing and reload!
    • diblor
      Uploaded 03/18/2008
      • 2.8k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Funny Joke

    • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
    • Chris24m8
      Uploaded 01/19/2008
      • 992 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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