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- Porn star.
- My porn star friend recently passed away. As a mark of respect, we had his ashes scattered over his wife's face.
- awooga 03/13/2013
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- Beard
- I used to hate the idea of having a beard, but now it's starting to grow on me.
- nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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- Beyonce encounter
- So I saw Beyonce at a coffee shop yesterday and she was looking on the ground and all over for something so I asked her what she was looking for. She...
- nustierleonard 05/04/2012
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- Walmart Shopping With The Wife
- A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think...
- Lucky_Lotto 04/08/2012
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- funny as hell
- look at your face in the mirror!!!
- dead_juggalo_17 08/09/2011
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- ??????????????????????
- what did the vagina say to your face? ... I LIKE FISH TACOS.
- joelrls 06/10/2011
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- Did it hurt?
- Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. Cause it looks like you landed right on your face.
- deathbysnuusnuu 06/12/2010
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- Face Lift
- A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a...
- yuristache 10/29/2009
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- Abortion Clinic
- A lady is pregnant and her and her boyfriend decide they need for her to get a abortion. So the couple drive to the abortion clinic and while they...
- ndanick21 10/16/2009
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- Assface
- A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
- Zealousplaya2 06/25/2009
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- An honest face
- A Newfie goes down to the Grand Bank wharf looking for work and comes up to the captain of a fishing boat and says,'Hey Capt'n got any work fer...
- abbottwar 06/17/2009
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- cinderella got fired
- cinderella was fired from disneyland today! she was caught bouncing on pinnochio"s face screaming ''lie motherfucker lie''
- midget_dance 06/17/2009
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- Five Fingers
- What did the five fingers say to the face? Slap
- tehjake69 05/31/2009
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- Drunk Irishman
- Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/24/2009
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- Bored with Meliza
- On google earth v 5.0 there is a robot chat system that comes up with random quips and phrases in response to things that you type up. If you look...
- Merrick001 02/13/2009
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- The Knob treatment
- A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head...
- theo2 12/31/2008
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- Susie at School
- Ok so there was this girl named Susie and she went to a missionary school. One day she had fallen asleep in class and the teacher asked her...
- juffan 12/16/2008
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- Top 20 Random Chuck Norris Jokes
- 1. Some kids piss their name into snow, Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. 2. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck...
- Dead4Decades 12/09/2008
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- Homeless guy cum.
- Shitypantsman said he would let a homeless guy cum on his face for $50,000. That is fucked up on so many levels. That means he would let him rub his...
- dirtysanchez10 10/25/2008
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- Bank Robbery
- A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. He shouts "This is a raid - everyone get on the floor!", and...
- ghoul_69 10/21/2008
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- solar eclipse
- Your face is like a solar eclipse, whoever looks at it goes blind.
- karttrak2 09/14/2008
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- Face painting contest
- http://crazy-videoz.com/uncategorized/face-painting-contest/
- Zeroo4u 09/11/2008
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- Face painting contest
- funy art
- Zeroo4u 09/11/2008
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- Top 3 things guy's say to eachother when seeing a girl
- Top 3 things guys say to eachother when they see a hot chick: 1:Looks like she's hurtin for a squirtin 2:Looks like she's beggin for a...
- Debonator 09/10/2008
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- snap
- When you were in line for faces you thought they said cases and you asked for yours in leather.
- Will_Smith 07/29/2008
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- Clock Shop
- A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid....
- heyyyfalcooone 07/26/2008
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- Losing Face
- Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result, many women and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would...
- helpher 06/01/2008
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- Can you speak Lesbian?
- What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. What do you call 100...
- ghoul_69 05/29/2008
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- The Transplant
- A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin...
- Ryan1966 05/07/2008
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- Beers for Beauty
- A Man and his Wife go to the supermarket and find themselves in the beer aisle.
- jazzak 05/03/2008
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- Half a face
- What do you do if you see someone from Edinburgh with half a face? stop laughing and reload!
- diblor 03/18/2008
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- Funny Joke
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- Chris24m8 01/19/2008
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