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    • Porn star.
    • My porn star friend recently passed away. As a mark of respect, we had his ashes scattered over his wife's face.
    • awooga 03/13/2013
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    • Beard
    • I used to hate the idea of having a beard, but now it's starting to grow on me.
    • nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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    • Beyonce encounter
    • So I saw Beyonce at a coffee shop yesterday and she was looking on the ground and all over for something so I asked her what she was looking for....
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    • Face Lift
    • A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a...
    • yuristache 10/29/2009
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    • Abortion Clinic
    • A lady is pregnant and her and her boyfriend decide they need for her to get a abortion. So the couple drive to the abortion clinic and while...
    • ndanick21 10/16/2009
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    • Assface
    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
    • Zealousplaya2 06/25/2009
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    • An honest face
    • A Newfie goes down to the Grand Bank wharf looking for work and comes up to the captain of a fishing boat and says,'Hey Capt'n got any work fer...
    • abbottwar 06/17/2009
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    • cinderella got fired
    • cinderella was fired from disneyland today! she was caught bouncing on pinnochio"s face screaming ''lie motherfucker lie''
    • midget_dance 06/17/2009
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    • Buttface
    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
    • dano249 03/26/2009
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    • Bored with Meliza
    • On google earth v 5.0 there is a robot chat system that comes up with random quips and phrases in response to things that you type up. If you...
    • Merrick001 02/13/2009
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    • The Knob treatment
    • A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's...
    • theo2 12/31/2008
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    • Susie at School
    • Ok so there was this girl named Susie and she went to a missionary school. One day she had fallen asleep in class and the teacher asked her...
    • juffan 12/16/2008
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    • Face Lift
    • A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a...
    • tdoglog 10/31/2008
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    • Homeless guy cum.
    • Shitypantsman said he would let a homeless guy cum on his face for $50,000. That is fucked up on so many levels. That means he would let him rub...
    • dirtysanchez10 10/25/2008
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    • Bank Robbery
    • A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. He shouts "This is a raid - everyone get on the floor!", and...
    • ghoul_69 10/21/2008
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    • Wood Eye
    • Mr. Billy was born with one of his eyes missing, so the doctor replaced it with a wooden eye. All of his friends teased him and gave him hell...
    • braxton 08/02/2008
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    • snap
    • When you were in line for faces you thought they said cases and you asked for yours in leather.
    • Will_Smith 07/29/2008
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    • Clock Shop
    • A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an...
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/26/2008
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    • Losing Face
    • Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result, many women and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would...
    • helpher 06/01/2008
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    • Can you speak Lesbian?
    • What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. What do you call 100...
    • ghoul_69 05/29/2008
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    • The Transplant
    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
    • Ryan1966 05/07/2008
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    • Half a face
    • What do you do if you see someone from Edinburgh with half a face? stop laughing and reload!
    • diblor 03/18/2008
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