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    • Bad news vs worse news
    • A doctor says to his patient, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours to live." The...
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    • YO MAMA
    • Let there be light! Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!
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    • Turkey Sammiches
    • A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They...
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    • Car Collision
    • I rear ended a car this morning…the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!” So I...
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    • Deductive Reasoning
    • Man approaches to greet a new neighbor who is just moving into the house next door and asks what he does for a living. Neighbor 1: I am a...
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    • Gingers...
    • Why do people hate gingers so? well for one their pubes look like they fucked a bag of cheetos.....
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    • I've Fallen
    • There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If...
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    • NURSE JOKES
    • new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had...
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    • THE BARBER AND THE MEXICAN
    • THE BARBER AND THE MEXICAN One day a florist goes to the barber for a haircut. After the cut he goes to pay the barber..."I'm sorry I...
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    • FAIL
    • A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His...
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    • WIFE OR GOLF
    • Dear Abby, I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been...
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    • WOMEN LIB
    • As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
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    • Weather forecast.
    • The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that!
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    • Smart Kid
    • A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,...
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    • Word of the day.
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    • Wana get naked?
    • Dan: Hey john, I'm thirsty. Wana get naked? John: Sure, I'm pretty thirsty too. Can we get naked at Seven Eleven? Dan: Nope, I tried to get...
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    • 0 - 200 in 6 Seconds
    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
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    • No touchy
    • I used to hate going to church as a boy all that kneeling,bowing, and shaking. It took an eternity for it to be over I wish the priest could just...
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    • Woman and Lover
    • A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides...
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    • Great One Liners
    • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. For Sale: Parachute. Only used...
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    • Low Sperm Count
    • A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me...
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    • 3 words
    • What 3 words does a woman not want to hear when having sex? Darling I'm home!
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    • A trip to Mexico
    • An All-American guy decides to take a trip to Mexico. He doesn't know how to speak Spanish, however, so he is at a slight loss. Yet he leaves on...
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