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- Agnostics are so.....well, confused! Lol
- Then there was the dyslexic agnostic who had insomnia. He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a DOG
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- badpuppy 12/22/2012
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- The big joke
- Ebaums world.... that is all. That is the joke..
- smithjd80 02/05/2012
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- Turkey Sammiches
- A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
- Colonel_Ingus 11/24/2011
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- WEAZIE 11/23/2011
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- United Kingdom Propaganda
- Geez, what an ungrateful society we live in.
- chemicalxp 11/10/2011
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- Stupid Bawt Chat from Yahoo
- (06:36:55 PM) jennywjgagirl: hi! (06:39:05 PM) Colonel_Ingus: who are you? (06:39:28 PM) jennywjgagirl: ohhh sorry. my name is catherine, i believe...
- Colonel_Ingus 10/16/2011
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- Car Collision
- I rear ended a car this morning…the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!” So I said,...
- CortexHD 10/15/2011
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- Deductive Reasoning
- Man approaches to greet a new neighbor who is just moving into the house next door and asks what he does for a living. Neighbor 1: I am a...
- partydude023 09/28/2011
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- Yo momma is sooo stupid...
- Yo momma is sooo stupid... She had to take a class on how to blink...and failed.
- scubadude 08/09/2011
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- Gingers...
- Why do people hate gingers so? well for one their pubes look like they fucked a bag of cheetos.....
- verscharren 07/18/2011
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- I've Fallen
- There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If...
- 18wikked18 07/13/2011
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- new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had...
- 18wikked18 07/13/2011
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- THE BARBER AND THE MEXICAN
- THE BARBER AND THE MEXICAN One day a florist goes to the barber for a haircut. After the cut he goes to pay the barber..."I'm sorry I cannot...
- 18wikked18 07/13/2011
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- Beer contains female hormones
- Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in...
- 18wikked18 07/13/2011
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- A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist,...
- 18wikked18 07/12/2011
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- WIFE OR GOLF
- Dear Abby, I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on...
- 18wikked18 07/12/2011
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- WOMEN LIB
- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
- 18wikked18 07/12/2011
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- WHY ARE WOMEN LIKE TORNADOS
- How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
- 18wikked18 07/12/2011
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- Weather forecast.
- The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that!
- DesertDookie 06/27/2011
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- Spell Farm
- Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O.
- lameokid 06/01/2011
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- Word of the day.
- A guy walks up to a girl at a nightclub. He says, "Do you know what the word of the day is?" The girl shakes her head no. She says,...
- steven1smith 04/30/2011
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- What does mommy call daddy?
- One day, a teacher was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds. She held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy,...
- steven1smith 04/29/2011
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- Wana get naked?
- Dan: Hey john, I'm thirsty. Wana get naked? John: Sure, I'm pretty thirsty too. Can we get naked at Seven Eleven? Dan: Nope, I tried to get...
- steven1smith 04/29/2011
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- What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
- What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Pick a cod, any cod!
- steven1smith 04/28/2011
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- Two heads at one time?
- What is it called when two people are killed by a guillotine at one time? A doubleheader!!!!!
- steven1smith 04/28/2011
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- This is an awesome Blonde joke
- Person 1: Three blondes walk into a building (wait a moment) Person 2: Well... Person1: Well you would have thought at least one of them saw it!
- snake101493 04/23/2011
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- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- Marine13 03/14/2011
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- what has 6 titties and 6 teeth?
- the night shift at the waffle house
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/04/2011
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- why did the chicken cross the playground?
- to get to the other slide!!!
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/04/2011
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- Why'd the Chicken cross the road?
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- Kleppmeister 02/03/2011
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- No touchy
- I used to hate going to church as a boy all that kneeling,bowing, and shaking. It took an eternity for it to be over I wish the priest could just...
- AtheisticGod 01/15/2011
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- can u spell u name backwards?
- TEACHER: "Nancy, can you spell your name backwards?" NANCY: "Y-C-N-A-N." TEACHER: "Good job, Nancy! How about you,...
- kishandobaria 01/14/2011
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- Woman and Lover
- A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in...
- AtheisticGod 01/14/2011
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- Great One Liners
- Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once,...
- AtheisticGod 01/13/2011
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- Low Sperm Count
- A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me...
- kishandobaria 01/13/2011
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- 3 words
- What 3 words does a woman not want to hear when having sex? Darling I'm home!
- sexydude001 12/30/2010
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- A trip to Mexico
- An All-American guy decides to take a trip to Mexico. He doesn't know how to speak Spanish, however, so he is at a slight loss. Yet he leaves on his...
- cody34521 12/21/2010
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