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- Flying Dildo
- A family is driving down the freeway behind a garbage truck when a huge dildo flies out of the truck and smacks their windshield. Embarrassed, Mom...
- unzippingMyFLy 07/02/2012
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- Buying Condoms
- A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man...
- Mis85 04/24/2012
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- Lie detecting robot
- A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you today during school...
- IronEagle80 12/05/2011
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- My wife's family...
- My wife tells me stories about her family like... How her Grammar was there when she got her first period. But she got cancer of the colon, Then...
- scubadude 07/27/2011
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- Family Picture
- How do Mexicans take a family portrait? They all jam into the front seat and run a red light.
- Bowtiemafia 07/26/2011
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- A man walks into a bar
- A man walks into a bar..... He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his family. Not so funny now, is it?
- McMahon 12/12/2010
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- Yo Mama's So FAP
- Yo Mama's So Fap, I could only look at 30 seconds of her family tree. JAZMO69.
- jazmo69 11/27/2010
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- family tree
- "What happened when the Nigger looked up his family tree?" "A gorilla shit on his face!"
- TO88 10/29/2010
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- Terrible Father
- What can a bench do that a black father cant ? support a family
- TO88 10/23/2010
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- Keeping it in the Family
- A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing...
- RndmAcesmemry 08/03/2010
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- Dirty Funny Vampire joke!
- Three vampires walk into a bar to get a couple of drinks. The Bartender asks the 1st vamp., "What can I get ya?" Vamp 1 says," A...
- mcfarlanehunter 06/28/2010
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- BLACK JOKES
- It's the 21st century and we even have a black man in the white house as president of the United States. Black jokes can be hurtful and rude and in...
- TIIMMAY 03/20/2010
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- NOT a list of laws
- Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
- ndanick21 01/01/2010
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- Sad Irish Boy
- An elderly Irish man walking down the street spots a young lad of about 10 years of age crying by the side of the road, so he approaches the boy and...
- jinky1888 12/22/2009
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- Three Friends And Their Family History
- Three friends are at a bar. One friend advised the other two to find out something interesting in their family history. They talked about their...
- 555shambo666 09/14/2009
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- The Lie Detector Robot
- John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day...
- KingRolo0503 09/10/2009
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- Monkey Smells
- A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp."I just...
- mortgagemescott 05/06/2009
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- The tomato family
- The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato. They're walking at a good pace when the...
- reidmill 04/25/2009
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- Deer For Dinner hilarious
- A rural family was given some deer steaks from a friend. The wife carefully prepared them and served it to her husband and their children. The...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/20/2009
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- Next in line
- I always hated weddings. Everytime an aunt or another older relative crossed my way, they boped or pinched me, saying "You are next in line!" with a...
- Franky2210 03/12/2009
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- What's sex?
- A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and...
- dcervenka05 02/04/2009
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- Safari
- A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone....
- dcervenka05 02/03/2009
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- God will provide
- After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents, her father invited the young man into his study to find out more about him. "What are...
- dcervenka05 02/03/2009
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- Family Tree
- I am not allowed to be racist. Some where in my family tree is a black person. And if you look closely, you can still see where he is hanging.
- withtheband23 01/28/2009
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- Family Stories.
- A teacher told her young class to ask their parents For a family story with a moral at the end of it, and To return the next day to tell their...
- Riley 01/11/2009
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- A lot to Explain
- There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well,...
- shoots222 01/07/2009
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- The chronic
- When i first smoked weed i was freakin out i was like oh my god am gonna get lung cancer, oh man oh man holy crap my pain in my foot is gone, oh my...
- babyslut 12/21/2008
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- Suicide Jumper
- Scene: New York City, man is going to jump off the building. Up rushes good Irish cop. Cop yells up to the man "Don't jump! Think of your...
- dcervenka05 12/06/2008
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- Thanksgiving Divorce
- A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Thanksgiving and says, ‘I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother...
- lorddread 11/23/2008
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- SANDWICH SEX
- A FAMILY IS OUT CAMPING AND THEY ARE SLEEPING IN THERE TENT SO THE MOTHER AND FATHER GET HORNY SO THEY START TO FUCK THE MOTHER HAS A ORGASM AND SAYS...
- ANGELO131111 11/10/2008
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- Upset At the Supermarket
- A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for...
- lorddread 10/28/2008
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- Pharmacist Phun
- A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after...
- HomemadeGrenade 10/22/2008
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- Family Reunion
- You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend.
- Sutherland_03 10/16/2008
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- What did a white guy see
- What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line!
- Lazyboy1688 10/14/2008
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- Redneck Virgin
- Billy Bob was a normal Southern boy looking for a nice Southern girl to be his wife. One day, at a mud wrestling match, he met beautiful Tammy Jo....
- djohn23 09/11/2008
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