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    • Flying Dildo
    • A family is driving down the freeway behind a garbage truck when a huge dildo flies out of the truck and smacks their windshield. Embarrassed,...
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    • Buying Condoms
    • A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man...
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    • Lie detecting robot
    • A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you today during school...
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    • My wife's family...
    • My wife tells me stories about her family like... How her Grammar was there when she got her first period. But she got cancer of the...
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    • Family Picture
    • How do Mexicans take a family portrait? They all jam into the front seat and run a red light.
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    • family tree
    • "What happened when the Nigger looked up his family tree?" "A gorilla shit on his face!"
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    • Keeping it in the Family
    • A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter...
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    • BLACK JOKES
    • It's the 21st century and we even have a black man in the white house as president of the United States. Black jokes can be hurtful and rude and...
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    • Sad Irish Boy
    • An elderly Irish man walking down the street spots a young lad of about 10 years of age crying by the side of the road, so he approaches the boy...
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    • teathing
    • A very smart 1 1/2 year old is at the fair in his Mothers arms pointing at a jawbreaker. She looks at her son with wide eyes he looks back and...
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    • Monkey Smells
    • A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp."I just...
    • mortgagemescott 05/06/2009
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    • The tomato family
    • The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato. They're walking at a good pace when the...
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    • Man Kind
    • A little girl asked her mother: 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was...
    • philbos81 03/24/2009
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    • Next in line
    • I always hated weddings. Everytime an aunt or another older relative crossed my way, they boped or pinched me, saying "You are next in line!"...
    • Franky2210 03/12/2009
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    • What's sex?
    • A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and...
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    • Safari
    • A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother...
    • dcervenka05 02/03/2009
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    • God will provide
    • After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents, her father invited the young man into his study to find out more about him. "What...
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    • Family Tree
    • I am not allowed to be racist. Some where in my family tree is a black person. And if you look closely, you can still see where he is hanging.
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    • St Luke's
    • Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over...
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    • Family Stories.
    • A teacher told her young class to ask their parents For a family story with a moral at the end of it, and To return the next day to tell their...
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    • A lot to Explain
    • There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well,...
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    • The chronic
    • When i first smoked weed i was freakin out i was like oh my god am gonna get lung cancer, oh man oh man holy crap my pain in my foot is gone, oh...
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    • Suicide Jumper
    • Scene: New York City, man is going to jump off the building. Up rushes good Irish cop. Cop yells up to the man "Don't jump! Think of your...
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    • Thanksgiving Divorce
    • A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Thanksgiving and says, ‘I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your...
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    • SANDWICH SEX
    • A FAMILY IS OUT CAMPING AND THEY ARE SLEEPING IN THERE TENT SO THE MOTHER AND FATHER GET HORNY SO THEY START TO FUCK THE MOTHER HAS A ORGASM AND...
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    • Upset At the Supermarket
    • A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked...
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    • Pharmacist Phun
    • A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that...
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    • Housework
    • She'd been taught 'housework is a woman's job,' but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in...
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    • Redneck Virgin
    • Billy Bob was a normal Southern boy looking for a nice Southern girl to be his wife. One day, at a mud wrestling match, he met beautiful Tammy...
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