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    • The Farmer And His Two Horses

    • Once there was a farmer who a farmer who couldn't distinguish between his two horses. Since he didn't know what to do he asked his neighbor...
    • markaronhalt
      Uploaded 11/23/2008
      • 979 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Sheep Shagger

    • Why does the farmer always fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff? Its the only way to get the sheep to push back
    • NYRBhooligan
      Uploaded 11/06/2008
      • 2.8k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Mudhole

    • A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. As they came to a muddy part of the road, their car got...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 10/28/2008
      • 64.7k Views
      • 335 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
    • A busload of politicians.

    • A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 10/28/2008
      • 561 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Lonely Farmer

    • A dairy farmer orders a high-tech milking machine. When it arrives, he reads the instructions. All the farmer needs to do is place the cow’s...
    • HandCannon
      Uploaded 10/20/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Eat the watermelons

    • A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a...
    • ssgoku3
      Uploaded 10/14/2008
      • 597 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • I flattened your cat

    • Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him...
    • ssgoku3
      Uploaded 10/14/2008
      • 916 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wise old Rooster

    • A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK,...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 488 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Farmer and His Wife

    • A witty farmer grabs his wife's breast and says, "If we can get milk outta these, we can get rida' them damn cows!" He then grabs her...
    • Lazyboy1688
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 791 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stupid Farmer

    • Two farmers are sitting on their front porch when one of them notices his friends dog licking its balls. "I sure wish I could do...
    • chickenkila
      Uploaded 09/25/2008
      • 898 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Deadliest Jobs

    • These are the ten jobs with the highest fatality rates in 2007 according to the census
    • bwc21349
      Uploaded 09/25/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • First Blow

    • Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated." The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/22/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Unmotivated Horse

    • An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/16/2008
      • 911 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Lawyers

    • After reading af240's blog about shitty lawyers, I just wanted to ad this.  I hate ambulance chasing injury lawyers.  They are the...
    • JohnnyBax
      Uploaded 09/10/2008
      • 495 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Celebrating Fertility

    • A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I´m celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman next...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 09/04/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • I'm a Cow

    • this very funny flash cartoon features a cow running from an all too friendly farmer...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/28/2008
      • 868 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The Farmers Daughters

    • A farmer had three lovely daughters, all who had dates on Friday night. One by one the local boys came by to pick them up. The first boy...
    • dcos
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 954 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Chicken Farmer

    • An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running. A month later he returns to the dealer to...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Milking Machine

    • A farmer buys a brand new milking machine. He puts in his on his penis and has a great orgasm but he can't get it off. He then reads the manual...
    • mcgee
      Uploaded 07/14/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Chicken Squabble

    • Henrietta and Hilda hen were having a conversation in the yard. They were comparing notes on the condition of their respective hen houses....
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 07/09/2008
      • 2.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Farmer

    • A farmer says to his to friends that if they can pick peas, shove them up their butts, and not laugh then they can have a job as a farmer.They...
    • wwedx11
      Uploaded 07/09/2008
      • 588 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Bad Farmer

    • An awsome cartoon of a pycho farmer, this got me laughing
    • DreaD08
      Uploaded 07/03/2008
      • 3.1k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pulling His Pud

    • A farmer finds his son behind the barn pulling his pud, and the old man exclaims, "Son, if you are old enough to do that, then you are old...
    • creepingkev
      Uploaded 06/30/2008
      • 597 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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