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    • Neglected Farmer's Wife

    • The farmer's neglected wife steps behind the barn and sees the young hired hand taking a piss. She stares in disbelief at his huge apparatus and...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 06/24/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Muddy Road

    • A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/22/2008
      • 603 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Cockporn-I mean Popcorn

    • An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said,...
    • webbjumpman23
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
      • 3.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bachelor

    • A handsome, well-to-do man decided that it was time to find a PREFECT woman to get married to and start a family. He searched all of the east...
    • waverlygirl
      Uploaded 06/17/2008
      • 912 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Don't make a sound.

    • A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3...
    • tmaster
      Uploaded 06/14/2008
      • 431 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Twenty Dollars

    • Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me". His...
    • tmaster
      Uploaded 06/14/2008
      • 756 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Quick Jokes

    • How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn. Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted...
    • tmaster
      Uploaded 06/14/2008
      • 982 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Horse Kicks Farmer

    • This farmer just trying to let his horse out when it owns him unexpectedly.
    • L_o_L
      Uploaded 06/12/2008
      • 2.8k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Knock at the farmers door

    • The farmer's wife was cooking dinner when there was a knock on the door. She opened it and the man standing there said, "Do you have any...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/10/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A pig with a wooden leg

    • A salesman is lost in a rural area and stops at a farm to get directions. As he is talking to the farmer he notices a pig with a wooden leg....
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 858 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Management Lesson 2

    • Lesson #2 A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 359 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Farmer and a Fox riddle

    • The Riddle: A farmer has to transport a fox, a goose and a sack of grain across a river. The boat is so small that there is room only for him...
    • itsbulmer
      Uploaded 05/31/2008
      • 2.7k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Birthday Present

    • A farmer sent his 18 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck. "See if you can get a girl in exchange for...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/29/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • High Tech Milking Machine

    • Lewis's cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/22/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Farmer

    • A farmer has three daughters.All of the daughters have to go to prom tonight and the farmer is very protective of his daughters so he waits by...
    • adamjones19
      Uploaded 05/08/2008
      • 703 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Farmers Market

    • One day a redneck farmer goes to farmers market and asks "Do you have any donkeys" "Yes, but we call them asses" the man...
    • Punisher7589
      Uploaded 05/02/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Farmer and the Dead Pig

    • A farmer got a call from his farm hand. "I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive! What shall I do?" The...
    • Jimmymgs
      Uploaded 04/10/2008
      • 2.1k Views
      • 12 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • the Farmer's Son

    • One day, an old farmer in the country side decides to plant some cabbage seeds. He goes outside and realizes that he is far too old to dig that...
    • mass_sniper13
      Uploaded 04/06/2008
      • 2.5k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pulling his pud

    • A farmer finds his son behind the barn pulling his pud, and the old man exclaims, "Son, if you are old enough to do that, then you are old...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 03/30/2008
      • 5.9k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Good Journalism

    • A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 03/25/2008
      • 72.6k Views
      • 268 Comments
      • 20 Favorites
    • Rooster audition

    • This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service his hens. He got himself a new rooster and...
    • boinke
      Uploaded 03/18/2008
      • 3.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Horses Blow

    • Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated." The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long...
    • boinke
      Uploaded 03/18/2008
      • 706 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Farmer

    • A farmer comes home late one night, and makes his way to the bedroom, where his wife is sleeping. Under his arm however is a sheep. He...
    • choroid
      Uploaded 03/14/2008
      • 3.1k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Alcoholic

    • A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk driver says, "Ossssifer, you need to get your records straight. You just asked me for my license,...
    • boinke
      Uploaded 03/10/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Tractor

    • Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"
    • Rosen
      Uploaded 03/06/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • dirty farmer with the COW

    • A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things...
    • showmaster94
      Uploaded 03/02/2008
      • 7.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Farmer's Daughter

    • Three men are driving in the middle of nowhere.Their car breaks down, and only one house is to be seen. They go in and the man inside says"You...
    • realadam
      Uploaded 02/28/2008
      • 4.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Farmer buys a rooster

    • A farmer decided that he needed to go into town to buy a new rooster, since his current one was getting old, and none of the hens were laying...
    • kurtisnathan
      Uploaded 02/27/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Farmer and the Cow

    • A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things...
    • bikerguy7
      Uploaded 02/20/2008
      • 876 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Farmer and 3 Hot Daughters

    • A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to...
    • heyjude
      Uploaded 02/13/2008
      • 2.4k Views
      • 13 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Farmer and 3 daughters

    • A farmer is protective of his 3 daughters, who happen to be going on their first dates at the same time. So he waits by the door with his...
    • Vaanderpantz
      Uploaded 02/10/2008
      • 2.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Strangers on A Train

    • A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with...
    • fauxhawk444
      Uploaded 02/09/2008
      • 729 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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