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- hairyzebra 07/27/2012
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- Farting in Church
- An older woman leans over to her husband and says "I just let out a long and silent fart. What should I do?" The man replies "Change...
- jiggersnot 07/17/2012
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- Celebrity Q A
- Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house. Q. What's the difference between Neil...
- fistingu 03/06/2012
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- Woman Farting
- How do you know if a woman is wearing tights? If she farts her ankles blow up.
- Voidxstallion 10/12/2011
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- Know you Fart
- Types of Farters DISHONEST FARTERS • They who fart and then blame the dog. FOOLISH FARTERS • They who keep their farts inside. PROMPT...
- partydude023 09/28/2011
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- LITTLE OLD LADY
- A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never...
- beast_radio 09/24/2011
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- Stray parrot
- I found a stray Parrot on my porch this morning, and all he ever says is "Good morning you old fart"! Is he yours?
- Barraman 08/14/2011
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- The Gay Bar
- Q: What do you call it when a gay man farts in a bar? A: A booty call
- iRaid 07/06/2011
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- How a Planet Came to Be
- I once walked up to God. As I stood before him I turned around, only to let one rip before the the Great Holiness. I turn around to see him with a...
- Burnout3D 07/02/2011
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- Rhythm Farting
- I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- A joke....
- Q:What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: A rabbits fart.
- DesertDookie 05/20/2011
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- old farts
- An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I...
- itsbriand_bitch 03/06/2011
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- An Old Lady Farts In Church
- An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I...
- BMMcCarty 02/16/2011
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- When Mr. Right meets Mrs. Wrong
- No joke. Just go fuck yourself.
- mydixiewreckedo 02/15/2011
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- You'll fart your guts out
- There once was an old couple who had been together for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much...
- ThomasPHoolery 01/26/2011
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- Baked Beans
- Once there lived a man who had a passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they had a lively reaction on him. Then one day he met a girl and fell...
- reablove02 01/04/2011
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- One Girl, One Dog
- A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down...
- reablove02 01/03/2011
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- funny joke
- I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas...
- serndippity 10/31/2010
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- 4 gay guys walk into a bar
- 4 gay guys walk into a bar. the first one farts and its silent. the 2nd farts and again , its silent. the 3rd farts and it is silent still. The last...
- lurch1987 10/20/2010
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- Def Suffocation
- Q: What is the definition of suffocation? A: Farting in a spacesuit!
- Ravax 08/23/2010
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- Gas Attack
- A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down...
- albertreact44 08/07/2010
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- Man from Nantucket
- There once was a man from Nantucket Who tounge puched his wife in the fart box then fucked it He said with a grin As he blew his load on her...
- rattlebox02 07/25/2010
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- Boy Becomes Man
- Boy Becomes Man ( A young boys journey into manhood while on a camping trip ) By Kyle Hoffman Men fart too much. They do it a lot. They laugh and...
- Marleyman314 07/24/2010
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- Paint it
- So there are these three guys in hells waiting room. They weren't good enough to go to heaven, and not bad enough to stay in hell. The Devil comes...
- paintthefartred 06/25/2010
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- Leaning in a Nursing Home
- One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to the local nursing home and leaves her as planned, hoping she will be well cared...
- djohn23 05/04/2010
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- Farting Patient
- Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods,...
- LayariG 05/01/2010
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- blame the dog
- A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of...
- milw414 03/15/2010
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- The magical fruit
- Why does every can of beans only have 239 beans in it? Because if you add just one more it will be too farty.
- jasonkey8 03/09/2010
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- Everybody Farts
- THE ANTICIPATED FART: This one warns that it is back there waiting for some time before it arrives. A person who is uneasy for a time in a...
- bmintz8 02/19/2010
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- Desparete Fart
- I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the...
- Bender 01/06/2010
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- dinner table gas
- A guy is having dinner at his girlfriends parents house, for the first time. He;s really enjoying his dinner, when all of a sudden, he lets a fart...
- oatdog_78 11/29/2009
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- Whores
- What does a whore and a blunt have in common? They both get passed around till there done, and then thrown away.
- urmomandme 11/20/2009
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- marriage role play
- A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a...
- angidawn 10/09/2009
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- Don't Fart in Bed
- This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting...
- DeadlyAnxiety 09/14/2009
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- 2 Medical Students An Old Man
- Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his...
- KingRolo0503 09/10/2009
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- lumpy farts
- The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps...
- TQLEO 08/13/2009
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- Restrained Old man
- An old bloke in the nursing home couldn't talk. One day, while he was sitting in a chair, a nurse walked by and noticed that he was leaning to the...
- yuri_vaultin 08/11/2009
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- Why Dont Women Fart?...
- Why Don't Women Fart? They Don't Shut Up Long Enough To Build Up Any Pressure!
- UsedCarMan 08/03/2009
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