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    • Q: Whatis faster then a speeding bullet? A: A jew with a coupon
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    • Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
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    • The fastest thing ever

    • There were 3 guys went to the fair. The man on stage ask them to think of the fastest thing they ever saw. The first guy said blinking I do it...
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    • At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You're formulating a plan to rob the food...
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    • A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys...
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