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- Kim Kardashian and Courtney Kardashian out at lunch
- Courtney: Kim maybe you should lay off the pastries today. Kim: ::Blank Stare:: Courtney: I'm serious Kim. You've had enough. Kim:......
- jiggersnot 04/13/2013
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- "Diet Pills" by nustier
- Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it65533s craziness. Not every girl can look like Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Pumping Dad up
- A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- Obesity in America
- I was told to write a paper about obesity in America and what we should do about it. I suggestion is nothing. I would say take all twinkies off the...
- jiggersnot 03/17/2012
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- Guberment Is Fat
- If all of the politicians in the world traded their corruption with fat, they would instantly die of Diabetes! Joke by: Joseph D. Smith.
- buckjoseph 02/16/2012
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- The Kardashian War... The great war of our time...
- The War has begun... Kris Humphries with his league of Jew fros will face off against Kim Kardashian and her coven of witches, Chloe and her hordes...
- jiggersnot 02/12/2012
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- Humping dogs
- How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?..............................................You pick it up....AND SUCK IT'S DICK! LOL BOOM POW!...
- MrRussianJeans 01/29/2012
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- wii fit
- yo mamma so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit!!!!
- captainpenis1 01/09/2012
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- 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- williebe93 01/08/2012
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- Dinner with who??
- Wife: If you could have dinner with anyone, who would it be?? Man: Gandhi... Wife: Why!? Man: More food for me...
- ipaintHER 11/01/2011
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- yo mama so fat
- yo mama so fat,i told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.
- klossal 09/11/2011
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- 0-200 in 6 seconds
- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- JamesSwinton 08/19/2011
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- Yo momma is so fat
- Yo momma is soooo fat... ...they ran out of space on Google Earth and had to add a whole new section called Google Yo Momma.
- scubadude 08/06/2011
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- 0-200 in 6 seconds.
- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- spiderwebster 07/24/2011
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- Yo momma so fat...
- Yo Momma so fat, she uses Google+++++
- midwestgoth1 07/23/2011
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- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- asni1955 07/16/2011
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- yo mama
- yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes to play wii fit mor like we cant fit...anywhere
- jakarta840 07/10/2011
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- yo mamma...
- yo mamma's so fat when she got in the car the tires went flat.
- bankata 07/06/2011
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- Magic Elevator
- A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Yo Momma so fat
- Yo momma's so fat her ass has been declared the 10th planet. Yo momma's so fat she needs 2 watches- her hands are in different time zones. Yo...
- cody34521 06/18/2011
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- Chickn n a park
- Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide!
- LunchBoxBoy164 06/01/2011
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- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- dubie78 05/13/2011
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- DEATH BY BONGO
- These three guys were stranded on this island with no hope of getting off for a long time. Then this 500 pound guy came out of some bushes and said...
- ciammettic 05/06/2011
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- your momma
- your mommas so fat, her panties could fill the hole in the o-zone layer.
- deadzachrising 03/27/2011
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- your momma
- your is so fat after having sex with her i rolled over twice and i was still on top of her
- loola1 03/24/2011
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- Yo mama
- Yo mama is so fat, her pants size is DAMN! Yo mama is so fat, to get her in the house we had to grease the doorway and put a twinkie on the other...
- dieseltheabn 03/16/2011
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- Blonde and car
- Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this...
- armyboyy33 02/26/2011
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- Blonde and a PIG
- A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you...
- armyboyy33 02/26/2011
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- your mommy's so FAT
- Your mommy's so fat the only exercise she get's is during a cake walk. Your mommy's so fat she doesn't suffer from heat stroke, she suffers from...
- deadeatliving 02/10/2011
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- YO MAMMA SO PHAT!
- HORY SHIIIT! YO MAMMA SO PHAT, WHEN SHE JUMP FO JOY... SHE GET STUCK!!! ROFL
- LifeMetal_Jmosh 02/05/2011
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- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- BigBubbaBernie 02/05/2011
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- what has 6 titties and 6 teeth?
- the night shift at the waffle house
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/04/2011
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- why did the chicken cross the playground?
- to get to the other slide!!!
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/04/2011
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- Yo Momma Jokes
- Yo Momma so fat, when she was born they had to take her Baby Picture Via Satellite
- kittykat85 01/17/2011
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- 7 Reasons why people hate Gwyneth Paltrow.
- “I don't really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it's incredibly embarrassing...
- BEERLORD 01/16/2011
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- KitKat Chunky
- A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?" The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and...
- guinness13494 01/15/2011
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