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    • Whoopsie
    • A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place...
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    • The Three Phases of Boobs
    • A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers,...
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    • 2 Cannibals
    • Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by...
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    • Cold hearted Parents
    • What did the mom and dad ice cubes tell their friends when their son melted into a puddle of water? "Oh, don't worry about him he's just...
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    • Those crazy catholics
    • I can't believe all the stories I've heard over the last thirty years about the pedophile priests. It's ridiculous. I was raised a catholic...
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    • Father Ol'Mackie
    • Father Ol'Mackie Pete goes to the church to confess his sins. As he is in the confession box he says " Father, Please forgiv..." The...
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    • Abstract Noun
    • “An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?” “Sure,” a...
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    • HAVE YOU SEEN MY COCK?
    • Father o'conner keeps chickens behind the church in a coop. One sunday he goes to feed them and finds the cock's gone missing. He knows theres...
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    • Drunk Father
    • Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet...
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    • Little Johnny getting older
    • A salesman knocks on the door of a home and it’s answered by a 12 year old boy with a cigar in one hand and a half empty bottle of scotch in the...
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    • Thoughtful age progression.
    • I'm going to take a picture of my firstborn and use age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 16. Then I'm going to...
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    • When to Beat Your Kid
    • The Indian chief says to his son, "Son, you push-um outhouse off-um cliff?" The young brave says, "No, me no push-um outhouse...
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    • Gay sailors
    • A young Aussie joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors. "But dad, how will...
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    • It's all in the company
    • Many many years ago When I was twenty three,. I got married to a widow Who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who...
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    • Arthritis
    • A man who reeked of alcohol flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, And...
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    • Nuts
    • Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts. Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill...
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    • Nuts
    • Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts. Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill...
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    • Confession
    • There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have...
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    • Hunting humans
    • One day a father shark decided it was time to teach his son how to hunt humans. They got close to a beach so the father could set an...
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    • Customs
    • A distinguished young woman on a flight from switzerland asked the preist beside her, "Father, may i ask a favour?" "Of course....
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    • Prayers
    • One day, a man decided that it was time to teach his son how to say prayers. This included choosing someone special and asking for God's blessing...
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    • The haircut
    • A young boy had just received his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a...
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    • Skinny guy goes to prison
    • A skinny guy goes to prison. On arrival he is told he is going to share a prison cell with another inmate because of over crowding. He is...
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    • Don't Forget the Soap
    • Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says...
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    • Unlucky
    • A mother,father, 10 year old boy and a mini pincher went to see the grand canyon for a family vacation. As they stood there gazing at the view a...
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    • I Know the Truth
    • Two classmates were chatting in their lunch break... "I know how to get money real quick" says one,” how?" "go to your dad...
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    • The Screw
    • It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's...
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    • Do You Know Me?
    • A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where...
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    • April Fools
    • It was April first when a young father went to the hospital to see his newly born son. Standing outside the glass partition, the nurse pointed to...
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