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- Dad Feels The Pain Of Child Labor
- A woman went to the hospital to have her baby. When she was adjusted, the doctor came in and said, We have a new program where the father feels the...
- KojaStilez 06/21/2012
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- Whoopsie
- A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where...
- deathwish01b 06/12/2012
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- A Jewish kid asks his dad for $5
- He answers, "Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- A married couple is having a baby...
- As she is going into labor, the doctor asks the man, "would you like to take part in this new technology that allows half the pain of the...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Your brother needed a Tux!
- Its 2 months till prom and a girl needs a prom dress. She goes to her father and asks "Can I please have money to buy a dress, prom is coming...
- dimitrivouts 04/12/2012
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- The Three Phases of Boobs
- A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers,...
- Chavez1977 10/01/2011
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- 2 Cannibals
- Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- Man goes into Confession
- Man goes into Confession. "Father Im a sinner I have thoughts of kissing the Nuns" Priest: "Its okay just dont get into the habit"
- TheDjayAnas 08/18/2011
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- Cold hearted Parents
- What did the mom and dad ice cubes tell their friends when their son melted into a puddle of water? "Oh, don't worry about him he's just...
- scubadude 08/05/2011
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- Those crazy catholics
- I can't believe all the stories I've heard over the last thirty years about the pedophile priests. It's ridiculous. I was raised a catholic and...
- scubadude 07/27/2011
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- "I Know Your Secret!"
- Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, "There is a easy way to get what you want." The other boy said, "How?"...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Father Ol'Mackie
- Father Ol'Mackie Pete goes to the church to confess his sins. As he is in the confession box he says " Father, Please forgiv..." The...
- tlazare2k6 05/16/2011
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- Abstract Noun
- “An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?” “Sure,” a teenage...
- burnt_out 02/07/2011
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- HAVE YOU SEEN MY COCK?
- Father o'conner keeps chickens behind the church in a coop. One sunday he goes to feed them and finds the cock's gone missing. He knows theres a...
- beast_radio 01/15/2011
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- Drunk Father
- Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as...
- TO88 10/28/2010
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- Terrible Father
- What can a bench do that a black father cant ? support a family
- TO88 10/23/2010
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- Father and Son
- A young boy comes home from school one day, and on going to his room, he hears thumping and squeaking from his parents' room. He naively opens the...
- bigDbigW 08/26/2010
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- Little Johnny getting older
- A salesman knocks on the door of a home and it’s answered by a 12 year old boy with a cigar in one hand and a half empty bottle of scotch in the...
- UNUSERNAME 08/23/2010
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- Thoughtful age progression.
- I'm going to take a picture of my firstborn and use age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 16. Then I'm going to...
- lorddread 07/08/2010
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- When to Beat Your Kid
- The Indian chief says to his son, "Son, you push-um outhouse off-um cliff?" The young brave says, "No, me no push-um outhouse...
- miniminkas 02/26/2010
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- Gay sailors
- A young Aussie joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors. "But dad, how will I...
- rondetto 08/06/2009
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- It's all in the company
- Many many years ago When I was twenty three,. I got married to a widow Who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had...
- rondetto 07/24/2009
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- lil johnny and father joseph
- Little Johnny was on his way back home from the store with a loaf of bread in one hand, and his other hand in his pants pocket. Off...
- lilchub 07/11/2009
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- Confession
- There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have...
- rondetto 07/10/2009
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- Hunting humans
- One day a father shark decided it was time to teach his son how to hunt humans. They got close to a beach so the father could set an example. ...
- ziggyvenus 07/01/2009
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- Caught my dad with my girlfriend
- I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on holiday...
- kriskrangle49 06/23/2009
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- Bad News for a New Father
- A man is waiting nervously for news of his new-born baby when a nurse walks in. 'It's bad news,' she says. 'Your baby is badly deformed.' Naturally...
- bangoskank99 05/11/2009
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- The haircut
- A young boy had just received his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal...
- DarthTolkien 05/07/2009
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- Skinny guy goes to prison
- A skinny guy goes to prison. On arrival he is told he is going to share a prison cell with another inmate because of over crowding. He is escorted...
- Colincho21 04/01/2009
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- Don't Forget the Soap
- Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he...
- SuperSpy 03/31/2009
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- I Know the Truth
- Two classmates were chatting in their lunch break... "I know how to get money real quick" says one,” how?" "go to your dad and...
- SuperSpy 02/16/2009
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- Do You Know Me?
- A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he...
- Syrus 02/12/2009
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- April Fools
- It was April first when a young father went to the hospital to see his newly born son. Standing outside the glass partition, the nurse pointed to his...
- saneenough 01/29/2009
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