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    • Dad Feels The Pain Of Child Labor

    • A woman went to the hospital to have her baby. When she was adjusted, the doctor came in and said, We have a new program where the father feels...
    • KojaStilez
      Uploaded 06/21/2012
      • 653 Views
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    • Whoopsie

    • A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place...
    • deathwish01b
      Uploaded 06/12/2012
      • 486 Views
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    • A married couple is having a baby...

    • As she is going into labor, the doctor asks the man, "would you like to take part in this new technology that allows half the pain of the...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
      • 157 Views
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    • Your brother needed a Tux!

    • Its 2 months till prom and a girl needs a prom dress. She goes to her father and asks "Can I please have money to buy a dress, prom is...
    • dimitrivouts
      Uploaded 04/12/2012
      • 291 Views
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    • The Three Phases of Boobs

    • A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers,...
    • Chavez1977
      Uploaded 10/01/2011
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    • 2 Cannibals

    • Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by...
    • BadMrFroster
      Uploaded 08/24/2011
      • 851 Views
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    • Man goes into Confession

    • Man goes into Confession. "Father Im a sinner I have thoughts of kissing the Nuns" Priest: "Its okay just dont get into the...
    • TheDjayAnas
      Uploaded 08/18/2011
      • 917 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Cold hearted Parents

    • What did the mom and dad ice cubes tell their friends when their son melted into a puddle of water? "Oh, don't worry about him he's just...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 08/05/2011
      • 638 Views
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    • Those crazy catholics

    • I can't believe all the stories I've heard over the last thirty years about the pedophile priests. It's ridiculous. I was raised a catholic...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/27/2011
      • 709 Views
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    • "I Know Your Secret!"

    • Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, "There is a easy way to get what you want." The other boy said,...
    • Eish_Ichu_Noht
      Uploaded 07/01/2011
      • 2.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Father Ol'Mackie

    • Father Ol'Mackie Pete goes to the church to confess his sins. As he is in the confession box he says " Father, Please forgiv..." The...
    • tlazare2k6
      Uploaded 05/16/2011
      • 710 Views
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    • Abstract Noun

    • “An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?”...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 02/07/2011
      • 1.8k Views
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    • HAVE YOU SEEN MY COCK?

    • Father o'conner keeps chickens behind the church in a coop. One sunday he goes to feed them and finds the cock's gone missing. He knows theres...
    • beast_radio
      Uploaded 01/15/2011
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      • 3 Comments
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    • Drunk Father

    • Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet...
    • TO88
      Uploaded 10/28/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Terrible Father

    • What can a bench do that a black father cant ? support a family
    • TO88
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 464 Views
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    • Little Johnny getting older

    • A salesman knocks on the door of a home and it’s answered by a 12 year old boy with a cigar in one hand and a half empty bottle of scotch in the...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 08/23/2010
      • 705 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Thoughtful age progression.

    • I'm going to take a picture of my firstborn and use age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 16. Then I'm going to...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 07/08/2010
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      • 5 Comments
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    • When to Beat Your Kid

    • The Indian chief says to his son, "Son, you push-um outhouse off-um cliff?" The young brave says, "No, me no push-um outhouse...
    • miniminkas
      Uploaded 02/26/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Gay sailors

    • A young Aussie joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors. "But dad, how will...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 08/06/2009
      • 3.9k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • It's all in the company

    • Many many years ago When I was twenty three,. I got married to a widow Who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/24/2009
      • 771 Views
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      • 1 Favorites
    • Arthritis

    • A man who reeked of alcohol flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, And...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/13/2009
      • 650 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Nuts

    • Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts. Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill...
    • lilchub
      Uploaded 07/12/2009
      • 595 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Nuts

    • Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts. Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill...
    • lilchub
      Uploaded 07/12/2009
      • 468 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • lil johnny and father joseph

    • Little Johnny was on his way back home from the store with a loaf of bread in one hand, and his other hand in his pants pocket. ...
    • lilchub
      Uploaded 07/11/2009
      • 525 Views
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    • Confession

    • There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/10/2009
      • 435 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hunting humans

    • One day a father shark decided it was time to teach his son how to hunt humans. They got close to a beach so the father could set an...
    • ziggyvenus
      Uploaded 07/01/2009
      • 782 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Customs

    • A distinguished young woman on a flight from switzerland asked the preist beside her, "Father, may i ask a favour?" "Of course....
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 06/30/2009
      • 543 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Prayers

    • One day, a man decided that it was time to teach his son how to say prayers. This included choosing someone special and asking for God's blessing...
    • roryorgan
      Uploaded 06/11/2009
      • 794 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Bad News for a New Father

    • A man is waiting nervously for news of his new-born baby when a nurse walks in. 'It's bad news,' she says. 'Your baby is badly...
    • bangoskank99
      Uploaded 05/11/2009
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      • 4 Comments
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    • The haircut

    • A young boy had just received his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 05/07/2009
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      • 4 Comments
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    • Skinny guy goes to prison

    • A skinny guy goes to prison. On arrival he is told he is going to share a prison cell with another inmate because of over crowding. He is...
    • Colincho21
      Uploaded 04/01/2009
      • 1.9k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Don't Forget the Soap

    • Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says...
    • SuperSpy
      Uploaded 03/31/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Unlucky

    • A mother,father, 10 year old boy and a mini pincher went to see the grand canyon for a family vacation. As they stood there gazing at the view a...
    • markie554
      Uploaded 03/11/2009
      • 566 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • I Know the Truth

    • Two classmates were chatting in their lunch break... "I know how to get money real quick" says one,” how?" "go to your dad...
    • SuperSpy
      Uploaded 02/16/2009
      • 853 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Screw

    • It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's...
    • zadok
      Uploaded 02/12/2009
      • 925 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Do You Know Me?

    • A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where...
    • Syrus
      Uploaded 02/12/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • April Fools

    • It was April first when a young father went to the hospital to see his newly born son. Standing outside the glass partition, the nurse pointed to...
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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