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    • List of Mantips

    • If you want to save money on buying shampoo, shave your head. Don't eat a spoonful of mashed potatoes then take a shot or gravy, instead, pour...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/16/2012
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    • 2 sturdy Irishmen

    • 2 Irishmen named Pete and Pat were discussing death and their ultimate demise one day and Pete says "When I die, can you sprinkle a bottle of...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/12/2012
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    • Friend Zone Translator

    • Girl Quotes Translated Quote Number 1:” I love you like a brother.” Translation: Having sex with you is as appealing to me as incest. ...
    • klabeaune
      Uploaded 04/04/2012
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    • TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN

    • I have a friend who's a vegan. That's good for him, but he's always trying to push his vegan propaganda on me. He'd be like, 'Shane, you should...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • Funny Joke

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
    • trollfacejpeg
      Uploaded 12/15/2011
      • 608 Views
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    • The Perfect Girl

    • A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married. Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I...
    • pappas21
      Uploaded 06/29/2011
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    • dog is truly a man's best friend

    • A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car...
    • samiall
      Uploaded 05/11/2010
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    • Shit Eaters

    • Two drunk friends went out the bar and were hungry. One of them finds a pile of mooshy stuff and tells the other... Hey dude what's this? The...
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 04/17/2010
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      • 6 Comments
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    • Midget In A Coffin

    • Guy went to a funeral house to visit his friend who worked there. "Come in, Rick! I'll just finish here and we can go for a beer."...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/20/2010
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    • Drunk Food

    • Rick gave his drunk buddy Lance something to taste. He said Rick-"Here can you taste this?" Lance-"What is...
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 03/18/2010
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    • best friend joke

    • A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, That's quite a heavy drink. What's the...
    • itsbriand_bitch
      Uploaded 03/11/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 12 Comments
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    • A Fishermans Tale

    • Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off...
    • caroldaniel67
      Uploaded 11/02/2009
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    • Harrassment

    • My friend told me that guys at her new school were harrassing her. This is what they were saying: "What do you eat for breakfast?...
    • onyx88
      Uploaded 06/12/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Iraqi soldier buys a camel

    • An Iraqi soldier buys a camel, ties it up outside his local bar, and walks inside. “Nice camel,” says one of his buddies. “Is it male or...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 05/04/2009
      • 831 Views
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    • Row Your Boat Song

    • Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend.
    • idontwannakno
      Uploaded 05/02/2009
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      • 4 Comments
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    • A Couple Of Shots

    • There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/21/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 10 Comments
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    • Deer For Dinner hilarious

    • A rural family was given some deer steaks from a friend. The wife carefully prepared them and served it to her husband and their children. The...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/20/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • His First Time

    • The groom is speaking with his best man and telling him that he is still a virgin and is very nervous about consumating the marriage. His best...
    • w_sohl
      Uploaded 03/09/2009
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    • Bad Idea

    • Why is it not a good idea to finger your girlfriend first thing in the morning? - - - - - Ever tried peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
    • Bahamo
      Uploaded 01/20/2009
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    • A friend will...

    • A friend will stop you from overreacting. A best friend will walk beside you giggling and saying "Someone is going to get it!"
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/18/2008
      • 281 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Man's Best Friend

    • Q: How can you prove that a dog is truly a man's best friend? A: Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you...
    • WyteRyno
      Uploaded 12/09/2008
      • 3.4k Views
      • 15 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Hello Operator?

    • The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do? The...
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 432 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • An F in sex

    • A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. Mommy, the little girl asks, how old are you? Honey,...
    • Firuze
      Uploaded 11/25/2008
      • 6.6k Views
      • 10 Comments
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    • Good Friend

    • Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees...
    • Ty_Kane
      Uploaded 09/29/2008
      • 720 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Now What?

    • A 911 operator received a phone call from a hysterical man who shouted "My friend is dead! He was hit by a car and his body flipped in the...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/10/2008
      • 790 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Friendship amongst gender

    • Proof that men have better friends than women. Friendship amongst women: A woman didnt come home one night. The next morning she told her...
    • mcgee
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 491 Views
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    • Husband's Friend

    • A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It is her husbands best friend...
    • NiggerPants
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Scoreboard

    • One night, a man, his wife and a friend decided to have dinner together. After eating they opened a couple of bottles of wine. Upon finishing the...
    • fiveonefiveoh
      Uploaded 07/08/2008
      • 465 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Trying to console a friend

    • A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not...
    • EbaumsKing
      Uploaded 07/07/2008
      • 618 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • RIP Rappers

    • I was sittin' at home when my friend called me. "Hey, did you hear about the 3 rappers that died?" she asked me. "No" I...
    • ilmbc1519
      Uploaded 06/11/2008
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    • A stay in the hospital

    • A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery. The day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/05/2008
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    • Operator Joke

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
    • L_o_L
      Uploaded 05/20/2008
      • 741 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wife and best friend

    • A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 04/16/2008
      • 3.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Man's Best Friend

    • A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't beleive that then try this experiment. Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car...
    • wonderwoman77
      Uploaded 03/07/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Explosively funny

    • Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What...
    • bombsdavid
      Uploaded 02/20/2008
      • 950 Views
      • 1 Comments
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