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    • List of Mantips
    • If you want to save money on buying shampoo, shave your head. Don't eat a spoonful of mashed potatoes then take a shot or gravy, instead, pour...
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    • 2 sturdy Irishmen
    • 2 Irishmen named Pete and Pat were discussing death and their ultimate demise one day and Pete says "When I die, can you sprinkle a bottle of...
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    • Friend Zone Translator
    • Girl Quotes Translated Quote Number 1: I love you like a brother. Translation: Having sex with you is as appealing to me as incest. ...
    • klabeaune 04/04/2012
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    • TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN
    • I have a friend who's a vegan. That's good for him, but he's always trying to push his vegan propaganda on me. He'd be like, 'Shane, you should...
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    • Funny Joke
    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
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    • The Perfect Girl
    • A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married. Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I...
    • pappas21 06/29/2011
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    • Shit Eaters
    • Two drunk friends went out the bar and were hungry. One of them finds a pile of mooshy stuff and tells the other... Hey dude what's this? The...
    • Armytron 04/17/2010
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    • Midget In A Coffin
    • Guy went to a funeral house to visit his friend who worked there. "Come in, Rick! I'll just finish here and we can go for a beer."...
    • P00KY 03/20/2010
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    • Drunk Food
    • Rick gave his drunk buddy Lance something to taste. He said Rick-"Here can you taste this?" Lance-"What is...
    • Armytron 03/18/2010
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    • best friend joke
    • A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, That's quite a heavy drink. What's the...
    • itsbriand_bitch 03/11/2010
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    • A Fishermans Tale
    • Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off...
    • caroldaniel67 11/02/2009
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    • Harrassment
    • My friend told me that guys at her new school were harrassing her. This is what they were saying: "What do you eat for breakfast?...
    • onyx88 06/12/2009
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    • Iraqi soldier buys a camel
    • An Iraqi soldier buys a camel, ties it up outside his local bar, and walks inside. Nice camel, says one of his buddies. Is it male or...
    • abbottwar 05/04/2009
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    • A Couple Of Shots
    • There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun 03/21/2009
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    • His First Time
    • The groom is speaking with his best man and telling him that he is still a virgin and is very nervous about consumating the marriage. His best...
    • w_sohl 03/09/2009
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    • Bad Idea
    • Why is it not a good idea to finger your girlfriend first thing in the morning? - - - - - Ever tried peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
    • Bahamo 01/20/2009
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    • A friend will...
    • A friend will stop you from overreacting. A best friend will walk beside you giggling and saying "Someone is going to get it!"
    • DarthTolkien 12/18/2008
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    • Man's Best Friend
    • Q: How can you prove that a dog is truly a man's best friend? A: Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you...
    • WyteRyno 12/09/2008
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    • Hello Operator?
    • The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The...
    • man1of1steel 12/08/2008
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    • An F in sex
    • A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey,...
    • Firuze 11/25/2008
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    • Good Friend
    • Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees...
    • Ty_Kane 09/29/2008
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    • Now What?
    • A 911 operator received a phone call from a hysterical man who shouted "My friend is dead! He was hit by a car and his body flipped in the...
    • Shadeofdespair 09/10/2008
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    • Friendship amongst gender
    • Proof that men have better friends than women. Friendship amongst women: A woman didnt come home one night. The next morning she told her...
    • mcgee 08/04/2008
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    • Husband's Friend
    • A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It is her husbands best friend...
    • NiggerPants 08/01/2008
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    • Scoreboard
    • One night, a man, his wife and a friend decided to have dinner together. After eating they opened a couple of bottles of wine. Upon finishing the...
    • fiveonefiveoh 07/08/2008
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    • RIP Rappers
    • I was sittin' at home when my friend called me. "Hey, did you hear about the 3 rappers that died?" she asked me. "No" I...
    • ilmbc1519 06/11/2008
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    • A stay in the hospital
    • A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery. The day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was...
    • mortgagemescott 06/05/2008
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    • Operator Joke
    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
    • L_o_L 05/20/2008
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    • Wife and best friend
    • A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the...
    • ghoul_69 04/16/2008
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    • Man's Best Friend
    • A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't beleive that then try this experiment. Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car...
    • wonderwoman77 03/07/2008
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    • Explosively funny
    • Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What...
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