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- Man goes into Confession
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- Yo Momma is soooo stupid...
- Yo Momma is sooo stupid... the last time she wanted to "get off" she went to the store and bought mosquito repellant.
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- BigBerto93 06/30/2011
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- Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
- 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Stink and a big Zit
- While you can cover over a zit with makeup and stink with perfume, there�s no disguising lazy. Get out of debt, we dare ya! --boiled...
- djwalla 06/19/2011
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- what happend
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- blandest666 04/21/2011
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- A new CEO takes over at a struggling company
- A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy...
- ThomasPHoolery 01/11/2011
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- a black a mexican and a jew
- A black guy a mexican and a jew walk into a bar... The bartender says "get the fuck out"
- iamking837 11/15/2010
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- So weak
- I woke up this morning feeling very very weak, and I also had a headache. I purchased a bottle of Tylenol but couldn't open the lid. I then realized...
- guitarlover 09/24/2010
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- What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey?
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- CrayonsFTW 08/18/2010
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- Q: What's 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt? A: A turban!
- hippiehatr 08/03/2010
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- GET HIM TO NORTH KOREA
- http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour Get Justin Bieber into North Korea, 4chan just bumped it up 3 places. LETS MAKE HISTORY
- Burinn 06/29/2010
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- Get To Work!
- Guy runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says "What are you doing, Cliff? Do you realize...
- P00KY 03/22/2010
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- oatdog_78 11/29/2009
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- It's official!!
- Congratulations Ted Kennedy on your 3 week sobriety!
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- A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man...
- BrandonAR 08/11/2009
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- what do u call stoned mexicans? baked beans
- brawla 06/27/2009
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- how to get out of speeding ticket
- (cop stops you) cop-may i see your liescens and registraition you-i dont have any i stole this car cop-you stole this car? you-yep my gun...
- bigweehawk52 06/17/2009
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- Growing tomatoes
- A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman...
- rondetto 05/26/2009
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- Smoking weed tips n tricks. Im High At The Moment
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- bonghit45 05/20/2009
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- Its Fallen and I Cant Get It Up!
- Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore. Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow...
- abbottwar 05/04/2009
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- In My Day
- Four generations of hookers sat together for dinner one night. The youngest one exclaimed: "I only got $35 dollars for a blow job...
- saneenough 02/09/2009
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- How To Get A Raise
- A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay...
- seeley17 02/06/2009
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- What do you get when you divide ...
- Q:What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A:Pumpkin Pi!
- Woeterman 01/21/2009
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- Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex
- 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The...
- lmfaoman 01/01/2009
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- lady with no arms and no legs get screwed
- there is a lady with no arms and no legs on the beach. A man walks by her and she ask" will you hug me no one has ever hugged me...
- duke20010 12/18/2008
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- What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing! What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow. What do you call...
- duke20010 12/18/2008
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- So, a baby seal walks into a club......
- thelastmanalive 12/12/2008
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- How boring!
- What do you get when you cross a plank of wood and a dead body? Board stiff !
- OnST 11/02/2008
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- That's messed up!
- What do you get when you cross an unclean person walking down a corridor? A mess hall !
- OnST 11/02/2008
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- A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to...
- weasle 11/02/2008
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- A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the...
- mjp124 10/27/2008
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- Big People Words
- A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted...
- magickid 10/19/2008
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