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    • Celebrity Q A
    • Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house. Q. What's the difference between Neil...
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    • Freak Ride
    • I went to a Six Flags. There's this new ride there; I had to wait in line for, like, four hours to get on this thing. Finally got on it, it was...
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    • Call Girl
    • I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when...
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    • Stink and a big Zit
    • While you can cover over a zit with makeup and stink with perfume, there�s no disguising lazy. Get out of debt, we dare ya! --boiled...
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    • what happend
    • there was a crazy guy on top of a building yelling, IM GOING TO JUMP!!!. then a cop goes to him and says, not, dont do it you got so much to...
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    • Kung Pao
    • What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass
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    • So weak
    • I woke up this morning feeling very very weak, and I also had a headache. I purchased a bottle of Tylenol but couldn't open the lid. I then...
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    • GET HIM TO NORTH KOREA
    • http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour Get Justin Bieber into North Korea, 4chan just bumped it up 3 places. LETS MAKE HISTORY
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    • Get To Work!
    • Guy runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says "What are you doing, Cliff? Do you...
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    • dinner table gas
    • A guy is having dinner at his girlfriends parents house, for the first time. He;s really enjoying his dinner, when all of a sudden, he lets a...
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    • Gunna Get Lucky
    • A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young...
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    • Growing tomatoes
    • A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a...
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    • In My Day
    • Four generations of hookers sat together for dinner one night. The youngest one exclaimed: "I only got $35 dollars for a blow job...
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    • How To Get A Raise
    • A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay...
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    • Dwarf Car
    • I was on my way to work when suddenly I rear ended a car the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and...
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    • white one liners
    • What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing! What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow. What do you...
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    • Oink!
    • What do you get when you make a pig laugh? Tickled pink!
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    • How boring!
    • What do you get when you cross a plank of wood and a dead body? Board stiff !
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    • That's messed up!
    • What do you get when you cross an unclean person walking down a corridor? A mess hall !
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    • pretend marriage
    • A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both...
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    • Get rid of...
    • A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell...
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    • Big People Words
    • A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher...
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