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    • Celebrity Q A

    • Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house. Q. What's the difference between Neil...
    • fistingu
      Uploaded 03/06/2012
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    • Freak Ride

    • I went to a Six Flags. There's this new ride there; I had to wait in line for, like, four hours to get on this thing. Finally got on it, it was...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • Man goes into Confession

    • Man goes into Confession. "Father Im a sinner I have thoughts of kissing the Nuns" Priest: "Its okay just dont get into the...
    • TheDjayAnas
      Uploaded 08/18/2011
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    • Yo Momma is soooo stupid...

    • Yo Momma is sooo stupid... the last time she wanted to "get off" she went to the store and bought mosquito repellant.
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/15/2011
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    • The Turtle

    • Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station.
    • BigBerto93
      Uploaded 06/30/2011
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    • Call Girl

    • I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when...
    • pappas21
      Uploaded 06/29/2011
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    • Stink and a big Zit

    • While you can cover over a zit with makeup and stink with perfume, there�s no disguising lazy. Get out of debt, we dare ya! --boiled...
    • djwalla
      Uploaded 06/19/2011
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    • what happend

    • there was a crazy guy on top of a building yelling, IM GOING TO JUMP!!!. then a cop goes to him and says, not, dont do it you got so much to...
    • blandest666
      Uploaded 04/21/2011
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    • Kung Pao

    • What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass
    • aliasnate
      Uploaded 11/30/2010
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    • So weak

    • I woke up this morning feeling very very weak, and I also had a headache. I purchased a bottle of Tylenol but couldn't open the lid. I then...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 09/24/2010
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    • GET HIM TO NORTH KOREA

    • http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour Get Justin Bieber into North Korea, 4chan just bumped it up 3 places. LETS MAKE HISTORY
    • Burinn
      Uploaded 06/29/2010
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    • Get To Work!

    • Guy runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says "What are you doing, Cliff? Do you...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/22/2010
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      • 5 Comments
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    • dinner table gas

    • A guy is having dinner at his girlfriends parents house, for the first time. He;s really enjoying his dinner, when all of a sudden, he lets a...
    • oatdog_78
      Uploaded 11/29/2009
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      • 4 Comments
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    • Gunna Get Lucky

    • A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young...
    • BrandonAR
      Uploaded 08/11/2009
      • 909 Views
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    • Growing tomatoes

    • A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 05/26/2009
      • 686 Views
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    • Its Fallen and I Cant Get It Up!

    • Doctor, the embarrassed man said, I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore. Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 05/04/2009
      • 761 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • In My Day

    • Four generations of hookers sat together for dinner one night. The youngest one exclaimed: "I only got $35 dollars for a blow job...
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 02/09/2009
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    • How To Get A Raise

    • A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay...
    • seeley17
      Uploaded 02/06/2009
      • 701 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Dwarf Car

    • I was on my way to work when suddenly I rear ended a car the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and...
    • theo2
      Uploaded 12/31/2008
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    • white one liners

    • What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing! What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow. What do you...
    • duke20010
      Uploaded 12/18/2008
      • 12.5k Views
      • 12 Comments
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    • Oink!

    • What do you get when you make a pig laugh? Tickled pink!
    • OnST
      Uploaded 11/02/2008
      • 550 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • How boring!

    • What do you get when you cross a plank of wood and a dead body? Board stiff !
    • OnST
      Uploaded 11/02/2008
      • 237 Views
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    • That's messed up!

    • What do you get when you cross an unclean person walking down a corridor? A mess hall !
    • OnST
      Uploaded 11/02/2008
      • 326 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • pretend marriage

    • A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both...
    • weasle
      Uploaded 11/02/2008
      • 587 Views
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    • Get rid of...

    • A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
      • 781 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Big People Words

    • A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher...
    • magickid
      Uploaded 10/19/2008
      • 579 Views
      • 6 Comments
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