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- Taylor Swifts New Single
- As many of you probably heard, Taylor Swift recently broke up with Harry from one direction. Her next hit single will in all likelihood be called...
- jiggersnot 01/16/2013
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- Penile Delinquent
- A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She went...
- nustierleonard 06/09/2012
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- Dishes
- Q: How do you know when it's your turn to wash the dishes?A: When you look down in your pants and see a vagina.
- nustierleonard 06/02/2012
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- Racist Joke
- Chicken
- Nolifebro 04/13/2012
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- Hey!
- Go eat a bowl of poop.
- jiggersnot 03/19/2012
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- not ready !
- A guy and a girl were planning on going on a date to a new restaurant. The girl got ready and waited for her date to come pick her up. She waited for...
- AFatLemon 02/26/2012
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- Drunk Girl
- This drunk girl, she came up to me, started hitting on me. At one point she actually started talking dirty to me, but I'm not real good with women. I...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- Sexy Girl on Bus
- I got on the bus this morning and sat down next to this really sexy Thai chick. All I could think to myself was "Please don't get an erection,...
- Teamwin 12/26/2011
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- Catch and Release
- After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office...
- Urbanus1234 12/17/2011
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- Girls are liars
- So I am in the park and I see this cute girl there... so I decide to talk to her... she is walking her dog... I ask "Does it bite?" she...
- CraineHood 11/25/2011
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- The Chinese girl
- A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl. She appears to be all over him and soon asks him back to her...
- FinchCo 11/02/2011
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- The Pharmacist!
- A girl tells her boyfriend that if he’ll have dinner with her parents on Friday night, afterwards she’ll give him her virginity. The boy is ecstatic....
- ipaintHER 11/02/2011
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- Want to Hear the Dirty, Clean dirty joke?
- Wanna Hear a Dirty Joke? Timmy Played in the Mud... Want to hear a Clean Joke? Timmy took a Bath With Bubble. Want to hear another dirty...
- mazrandy 10/24/2011
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- Meeting Peggy Sue's dad.
- t's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes...
- Tewoo 10/02/2011
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- Have in common
- WHAT DOES A FAT WHITE GIRL AND A BRICK HAVE IN COMMON??????????????????? SOONER OR LATER THEY, LL BOTH BE LAYED BY A MEXICAN!!!
- bigewalksalone 09/17/2011
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- Girl's confession to a priest
- Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a...
- jwoo21him 09/16/2011
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- Mom and three kids
- There is a mom who has three kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. One day her daughter comes to her and asks mommy why did you name me Daisy. The mom says...
- RAMIProductions 09/05/2011
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- Young Girl Penis Education
- A young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a few...
- KojaStilez 08/01/2011
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- Poor Hugh Hefner
- It's too bad that Hugh Hefner keeps losing girl friends. But hell, at his age he's lucky he's not losing body parts.
- scubadude 07/27/2011
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- If the price is right...
- A guy walks up to a girl and says "Excuse me m'am would you fuck me for a million dollars"? the girl responds "Yes, of course I...
- BadBoyBen 07/27/2011
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- A whale of a whale tale
- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because...
- scubadude 07/09/2011
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- Small Breasts
- Q: What do you call it when a girl has small breasts? A: Mosquito bites
- iRaid 07/06/2011
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- babies in a crib
- there are two babies in the same crib. the first baby says are u a boy or a girl. Idk said the second baby the first baby crawls over to the...
- retardedkkk666 06/23/2011
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- A little girl on a plane
- A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker...
- jp2409 06/15/2011
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- Hell of a show.
- So there's this girl walking down the sidewalk. Every time she passes someone they look at her in disgust. Eventually she gets tired of it and stops....
- Termites 05/26/2011
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- Statues
- For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from...
- williebe93 05/11/2011
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- Word of the day.
- A guy walks up to a girl at a nightclub. He says, "Do you know what the word of the day is?" The girl shakes her head no. She says,...
- steven1smith 04/30/2011
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- Pick Up Lines
- I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock! What has 148 teeth and holds back...
- steven1smith 04/30/2011
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- My Girl
- My Girl walks into a bar. She says, to the bartender, "Can I get a "suck It?" The bartender eats her out....
- KojaStilez 04/06/2011
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- No touchy
- I used to hate going to church as a boy all that kneeling,bowing, and shaking. It took an eternity for it to be over I wish the priest could just...
- AtheisticGod 01/15/2011
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- Woman and Lover
- A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in...
- AtheisticGod 01/14/2011
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- Great One Liners
- Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once,...
- AtheisticGod 01/13/2011
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- dont mess with the pussy!!!
- Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of...
- kishandobaria 01/13/2011
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- Knock knock
- whose there? its me wonderin why your not naked. Knock knock whose there? Me again. still wonderin why you arent naked.
- 0mfg0wned 01/13/2011
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- A boy and his date were parked on a back road
- A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the...
- ThomasPHoolery 01/11/2011
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- Tatooed girls
- I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision...
- ThomasPHoolery 01/05/2011
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- One Girl, One Dog
- A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down...
- reablove02 01/03/2011
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- Equality
- I believe in equality. I really do. So therefore I treat everyone equally. I HATE EVERYONE!! I hate you, and you, and you, and you, and you...
- jiggersnot 01/02/2011
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