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    • Taylor Swifts New Single
    • As many of you probably heard, Taylor Swift recently broke up with Harry from one direction. Her next hit single will in all likelihood be...
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    • Penile Delinquent
    • A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She...
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    • Dishes
    • Q: How do you know when it's your turn to wash the dishes?A: When you look down in your pants and see a vagina.
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    • not ready !
    • A guy and a girl were planning on going on a date to a new restaurant. The girl got ready and waited for her date to come pick her up. She waited...
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    • Drunk Girl
    • This drunk girl, she came up to me, started hitting on me. At one point she actually started talking dirty to me, but I'm not real good with...
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    • Sexy Girl on Bus
    • I got on the bus this morning and sat down next to this really sexy Thai chick. All I could think to myself was "Please don't get an...
    • Teamwin 12/26/2011
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    • Catch and Release
    • After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office...
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    • Girls are liars
    • So I am in the park and I see this cute girl there... so I decide to talk to her... she is walking her dog... I ask "Does it bite?" she...
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    • The Chinese girl
    • A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl. She appears to be all over him and soon asks him back to...
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    • The Pharmacist!
    • A girl tells her boyfriend that if he’ll have dinner with her parents on Friday night, afterwards she’ll give him her virginity. The boy is...
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    • Meeting Peggy Sue's dad.
    • t's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he...
    • Tewoo 10/02/2011
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    • Have in common
    • WHAT DOES A FAT WHITE GIRL AND A BRICK HAVE IN COMMON??????????????????? SOONER OR LATER THEY, LL BOTH BE LAYED BY A MEXICAN!!!
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    • Mom and three kids
    • There is a mom who has three kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. One day her daughter comes to her and asks mommy why did you name me Daisy. The mom says...
    • RAMIProductions 09/05/2011
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    • Young Girl Penis Education
    • A young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a...
    • KojaStilez 08/01/2011
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    • Poor Hugh Hefner
    • It's too bad that Hugh Hefner keeps losing girl friends. But hell, at his age he's lucky he's not losing body parts.
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    • If the price is right...
    • A guy walks up to a girl and says "Excuse me m'am would you fuck me for a million dollars"? the girl responds "Yes, of course I...
    • BadBoyBen 07/27/2011
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    • A whale of a whale tale
    • A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because...
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    • Flies
    • Q: How long does it take for a Mexican girl to change her underwear? A: As long as it takes for the flies to fly out
    • iRaid 07/06/2011
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    • Small Breasts
    • Q: What do you call it when a girl has small breasts? A: Mosquito bites
    • iRaid 07/06/2011
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    • babies in a crib
    • there are two babies in the same crib. the first baby says are u a boy or a girl. Idk said the second baby the first baby crawls over to the...
    • retardedkkk666 06/23/2011
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    • A little girl on a plane
    • A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go...
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    • Hell of a show.
    • So there's this girl walking down the sidewalk. Every time she passes someone they look at her in disgust. Eventually she gets tired of it and...
    • Termites 05/26/2011
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    • Statues
    • For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from...
    • williebe93 05/11/2011
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    • Word of the day.
    • A guy walks up to a girl at a nightclub. He says, "Do you know what the word of the day is?" The girl shakes her head no. She...
    • steven1smith 04/30/2011
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    • Pick Up Lines
    • I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock! What has 148 teeth and holds...
    • steven1smith 04/30/2011
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    • My Girl
    • My Girl walks into a bar. She says, to the bartender, "Can I get a "suck It?" The bartender eats her out....
    • KojaStilez 04/06/2011
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    • Sweet Tea
    • A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue .. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every...
    • markie554 02/03/2011
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    • No touchy
    • I used to hate going to church as a boy all that kneeling,bowing, and shaking. It took an eternity for it to be over I wish the priest could just...
    • AtheisticGod 01/15/2011
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    • Woman and Lover
    • A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides...
    • AtheisticGod 01/14/2011
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    • Great One Liners
    • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. For Sale: Parachute. Only used...
    • AtheisticGod 01/13/2011
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    • Knock knock
    • whose there? its me wonderin why your not naked. Knock knock whose there? Me again. still wonderin why you arent naked.
    • 0mfg0wned 01/13/2011
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    • Tatooed girls
    • I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision...
    • ThomasPHoolery 01/05/2011
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    • One Girl, One Dog
    • A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit...
    • reablove02 01/03/2011
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    • Equality
    • I believe in equality. I really do. So therefore I treat everyone equally. I HATE EVERYONE!! I hate you, and you, and you, and you, and you...
    • jiggersnot 01/02/2011
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