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    • A Girl's First Time
    • As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches...
    • reablove02 01/01/2011
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    • mother FAIL
    • "My mom won't tell me a thing about herself," a little girl complains to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you...
    • c_boy 11/18/2010
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    • Student Project
    • A man entered a restaurant and bar and sat himself at the bar for a drink. He noticed a beautiful girl at the other end of the bar seemingly...
    • ThomasPHoolery 11/08/2010
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    • Little Johnny and the girl
    • Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "of...
    • TO88 10/27/2010
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    • Sex with my Baby
    • What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
    • picbutt 10/23/2010
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    • Black Inmate
    • What do you call a negro who has a regular job, sleeps in the same bed every night, and doesn't rape white women? Inmate #3354990
    • picbutt 10/23/2010
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    • Anatomy
    • Why do women have two holes? So you can pick them up like a six-pack and leave when its time to go home.
    • MobileHomie 10/13/2010
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    • Mortar
    • Q : What does a fat white girl and a brick have in common? A : No matter what you do eventually they will both get laid by a...
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    • Sandbox
    • A little boy plays in a sandbox with the little girl from next door. He brags, "I have a big fire engine." The girl responds,...
    • rattlebox02 09/05/2010
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    • Child Learns About Sex
    • There's a kid, a mom, and a dad, the kid asks his mom: "Mommy, can I get in the shower with you?" The mom says: "Yes, but don't...
    • MrPayDay123 08/26/2010
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    • Boy 2 Pharmacist!!1
    • Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms. Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want? Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner...
    • luckyboy39 07/22/2010
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    • dad, whats a pussy?
    • A man and his four year old son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" The Dad confused, asks him...
    • GuitarSanta7 07/05/2010
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    • licking ass
    • A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke...
    • GuitarSanta7 07/05/2010
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    • Leper Girl At The Game
    • Guy decided to go on a baseball match. He sat down and was about to enjoy the game, when he noticed the young girl sitting next to him is a...
    • P00KY 06/29/2010
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    • Cotton Rag
    • A young woman had to change her peter-cheater when still in the train. She couldn't find a trash bin in the train's bathroom and she didn't want...
    • P00KY 06/28/2010
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    • Zen for pandanate
    • 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET. 2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE... NIGHT. 3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT...
    • Pandanate 05/23/2010
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    • Girls night out
    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
    • fweber 04/24/2010
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    • Upside Down
    • There was a little girl riding her bike along the footpath, when along came a policeman on horseback. He stopped by the little girl and asked...
    • funnymummy 04/20/2010
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    • Confession Booth
    • Priest sits in a confession booth. A guy comes and says that he raped a girl. The priest replies "Maybe the girl seduced you and said she...
    • P00KY 03/25/2010
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    • girl on a cliff
    • A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why...
    • pimpleface 03/25/2010
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    • A Little Bird Told Me
    • 6 year old girl comes back home from the playground. Her mother noticed the girl is swearing a lot, which never happened before. "Where...
    • P00KY 03/21/2010
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    • What do I look like?
    • A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs...
    • GAMBLE7177 02/16/2010
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    • Clean Hair
    • Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair...
    • philbos81 02/09/2010
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    • Off To Vegas
    • A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!',...
    • Skool 01/16/2010
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    • Tricked Him
    • One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing...
    • Skool 01/16/2010
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    • Speeding
    • A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your...
    • Skool 01/16/2010
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    • 16 Years Later..
    • One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he...
    • Skool 01/16/2010
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    • What is God?
    • little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god...
    • Skool 01/16/2010
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    • The Perfect Day for Him and Her
    • The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
    • Skool 01/16/2010
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    • Dead Pussy
    • An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have...
    • Skool 01/16/2010
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    • Birds and Bees
    • A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks...
    • Skool 01/16/2010
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    • Slow Down
    • One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said....
    • Skool 01/15/2010
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    • The Homeless Woman
    • A woman was walking down the street. Without warning, she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her...
    • Skool 01/15/2010
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    • Taxi Driver's First Day
    • During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched,...
    • Skool 01/15/2010
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    • Market Research
    • A man doing market research knocked on a door. He was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says,...
    • Skool 01/15/2010
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