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    • Special Kiss
    • John said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them." "You're crazy," said Mary....
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    • Lonely Kid
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    • Clinger
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    • Eating Pizza
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    • Blonde at a Football game
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    • Girls Night Out
    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
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    • Tired Arms
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    • single girl
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    • Never Been Bolted
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    • Makeshift Firetruck
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    • PRESIDENTS
    • 3 presidents walk into an airplane and george bush says "i love my country" (throws a quarter off plane) then george bush decides to...
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    • Pregnant girl
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    • Man on a plane
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    • First day of class
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    • Fireman sex
    • A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all...
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    • Pharmacist
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    • Man and Daughter
    • A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off...
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    • Little girl
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    • Daddy's Little Girl
    • One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given...
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    • The Mommy Test
    • A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her...
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    • Secretary is a Doll
    • A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your...
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    • SCREWED
    • A young man was in town looking for a little something from the ladies. A cab driver gave him an address and told him he could find anything he...
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    • Sex
    • So, I go up to this girl, and asked her if she wanted to have sex. Not liking what she just heard, she said "no way you pedophile", to...
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    • Revenge
    • A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to...
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    • What is Sex?
    • A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working and asks him, 'Daddy, what's sex?' So, her father sits her down and...
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    • Confessional
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    • Lineman and Cheerleader
    • During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his...
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    • Too drunk to drive
    • A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has...
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    • Little Peanut
    • Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!' Before the mother...
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    • Red Roses
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    • Half Brother
    • One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she...
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    • Secs.....
    • A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and...
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    • Hot Office Girl
    • Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.. but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got...
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    • retarted blonds
    • 2 blond are at a lake that us divided blond(R): *suprised*how do you get to the other side!?!? blond(L): silly, you are on the other side!
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