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    • Sneaky mother!

    • A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his...
    • DangerousWoods
      Uploaded 04/03/2013
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Porn star.

    • My porn star friend recently passed away. As a mark of respect, we had his ashes scattered over his wife's face.
    • awooga
      Uploaded 03/13/2013
      • 1k Views
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    • Commonalities...

    • What do sentences and relationships have in common?Most of them end with a period.
    • Tanks4all
      Uploaded 07/16/2012
      • 192 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Girlf-hand

    • Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend,Ya know what, I'm as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it....
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/16/2012
      • 174 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Girlf-hand

    • Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend…Ya know what, I’m as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it....
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/05/2012
      • 455 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Your girlfriend

    • Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
    • amiaz351
      Uploaded 12/25/2011
      • 342 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pornstar

    • My girlfriend is a pornstar. She is gonna be pissed when she finds out.
    • brothertodd
      Uploaded 09/05/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • International Man Laws

    • Important Reading: 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following...
    • drawgud
      Uploaded 07/13/2011
      • 695 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • ABC's of past girlfriends

    • A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after...
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 06/02/2011
      • 541 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • ABC's of Ex-Girlfriends

    • A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after...
    • Kleppmeister
      Uploaded 01/24/2011
      • 787 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • One Girl, One Dog

    • A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all...
    • reablove02
      Uploaded 01/03/2011
      • 3.6k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Her Boyfriend Got Stuck

    • A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your...
    • reablove02
      Uploaded 01/01/2011
      • 1.6k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • accidental merrage

    • A senior in college took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. As the game started, he said, "Watch the guy wearing number 15. I expect...
    • sexydude001
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 473 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bra shopping

    • A guy is shopping with his girlfriend when she says "I need some new bras. You should come with me to help pick some out." He then...
    • SirJuanito
      Uploaded 11/27/2010
      • 720 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sht My GF Says

    • "My girlfriend argued with my mother that dogs weigh more when they are asleep." "I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you...
    • gary1095
      Uploaded 11/18/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • At the bar

    • A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 09/17/2009
      • 684 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • ABC's of ex girlfriends

    • A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after...
    • LDL4456
      Uploaded 06/22/2009
      • 918 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • 10 Dirty Little Riddles!!

    • 1,Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'? A. About three inches. 2,Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A....
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 04/21/2009
      • 7.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • One Liners-difference between

    • What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?..45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?..45 minutes. What's...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 04/04/2009
      • 834 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bad Day

    • You know you've had a bad day when you have a house payment, a car payment, a wife AND a girlfriend, and they are ALL late.
    • frost1102
      Uploaded 03/11/2009
      • 966 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Marriage Changes Everything

    • Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 01/08/2009
      • 443 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The jeweler

    • A gentleman walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a...
    • aspenels
      Uploaded 01/06/2009
      • 478 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pedophile

    • A guy comes home from work and finds his girlfriend on their bed, crying. He asks his girlfriend "what's wrong?" She looks at...
    • vampdyer
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pinocchio and Sandpaper

    • Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 2.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Big Guy At The Pool Table

    • A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what...
    • FingerTight
      Uploaded 12/02/2008
      • 659 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Girlfriend Upgrade

    • Last year I upgraded from GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very little system resources available for other...
    • Live101Proof
      Uploaded 11/30/2008
      • 848 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunken Driving

    • A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he’s pulled over by the police. The officer approaches him and asks,...
    • Ragoy
      Uploaded 11/28/2008
      • 600 Views
      • 12 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Billy and his Cusswords

    • I got Fucked up from kissing my girlfriend because she has some god damn lips and she is sexy mutha fucka. Oh and some little kid asks what is...
    • King360
      Uploaded 11/22/2008
      • 603 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Booty Call

    • What's the easiest way to piss off your girlfriend during sex? Call her...
    • Falthor
      Uploaded 11/21/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Italian Girlfriend

    • For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to...
    • Ryan1966
      Uploaded 11/05/2008
      • 900 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Tiger Puzzle

    • A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 10/15/2008
      • 781 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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