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    • Porn star.
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    • Your girlfriend
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    • International Man Laws
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    • ABC's of past girlfriends
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    • ABC's of Ex-Girlfriends
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    • One Girl, One Dog
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    • Her Boyfriend Got Stuck
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    • accidental merrage
    • A senior in college took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. As the game started, he said, "Watch the guy wearing number 15. I expect...
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    • Bra shopping
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    • Sht My GF Says
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    • At the bar
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    • ABC's of ex girlfriends
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    • 10 Dirty Little Riddles!!
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    • Bad Day
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    • Marriage Changes Everything
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    • The jeweler
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    • Pedophile
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    • Pinocchio and Sandpaper
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    • Drunken Driving
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    • Billy and his Cusswords
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    • Booty Call
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    • The Italian Girlfriend
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    • Tiger Puzzle
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