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    • Why god?
    • Man: "God, why you make woman so beautiful?" God: "So you would love her." Man: "But God, why you make her so...
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    • 1st grade quiz
    • What is greater than God. More evil than the Devil. The poor have it. The rich don't need it. And if you eat it, you'll die?
    • knightfisher 12/03/2009
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    • Amazement.
    • Alvin is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above that says, "Alvin, sell your business!" He ignores it. The...
    • Drake2s 11/04/2009
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    • Wide and Heavy
    • Yo mama so fat, when God said let there be light, she had to move! Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Wal-Mart the prices lowered!
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    • Naughty priests...
    • A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it...
    • smodaddy 11/03/2009
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    • The Blonde and the Lottery
    • Once upon a time there was a blonde, a single mom who just lost her job. Being the religious person she is, she prayed to God to help her win...
    • rockzilla411 11/03/2009
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    • Pope
    • After getting all of Pope Benedicts luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesnt travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on...
    • markie554 10/30/2009
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    • Black Baby
    • A black baby was given wings by god and the baby asked god "does this mean I'm an angel? God laughed and said "naw nigga, u a bat...
    • roxanna_us 10/15/2009
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    • Who is God
    • A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother...
    • thedeacon 09/22/2009
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    • Obedient Husband
    • Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated...
    • KPness 09/09/2009
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    • Religious Ignorance
    • A preacher was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden there was a cloud burst. After about one full hour of complete non-stop rain,...
    • dudeitsmedude 08/15/2009
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    • Hippie and the Nun
    • One day a hippy is getting on a bus as a very attractive nun is leaving it. As he walked to his seat he said out loud to himself, "I want...
    • yuri_vaultin 08/14/2009
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    • Having faith
    • It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto...
    • Shadow_Dawg 08/13/2009
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    • Vatican Humor
    • After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing...
    • jill492 08/11/2009
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    • God's Gay
    • Last night I asked my wife if I could fuck her up the ass. She said "If God wanted sex up the ass he would have put a set of tits on my...
    • w3sl3y_crush3r 08/10/2009
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    • Moses and Jesus Playing Golf
    • It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his...
    • BrandonAR 08/09/2009
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    • Parking space
    • Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn`t find a parking place. looking up to heaven he said,...
    • rondetto 07/17/2009
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    • gods little trick
    • A guy gets a chance to ask god 3 questions. the first question asked was "what is a dollair in your eyes" god says "1 billion...
    • usa4mod 07/16/2009
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    • Husbands Wives
    • A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has...
    • rondetto 07/03/2009
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    • Farrah Protecting The Kids
    • When Farrah Fawcett died, she went to heaven and God gave her one wish. Farrah wished for all the children in the world to be safe. So God killed...
    • ChaoticFox 06/30/2009
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    • Farah Faucet's wish
    • when Farah Faucet died and went to heaven god told her he would grant her one wish after thinking about it for a moment she said that her wish...
    • mrcwright 06/28/2009
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    • Farrah, Michael and God
    • "When Farrah got to heaven. God told her 'she was his favorite angel' and asked her if she had a wish. Farrah said she wanted the...
    • GiantsRock 06/27/2009
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    • Prayers
    • One day, a man decided that it was time to teach his son how to say prayers. This included choosing someone special and asking for God's blessing...
    • roryorgan 06/11/2009
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    • Gifts from God
    • A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.. After much discussion, they decided whenever...
    • rockzilla411 05/31/2009
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    • Grandma Loves Jesus
    • Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Mike, The other day I went up to our local...
    • Mikemisat 05/22/2009
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    • is god back or white?
    • One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, “Mommy, is God Black or White?” She replies, “Well, Honey, God is both Black and...
    • dancefreek 05/04/2009
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    • adam
    • God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news......
    • idontwannakno 05/01/2009
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    • Crazy Death Story
    • So St. Peter was watching the pearly gates, cuz that's his job and God calls him up on his boost mobile and tells him that Heaven is getting...
    • cormanser 04/13/2009
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    • The Easter Game
    • The Good Friday Game [Jesus has entered the game] [Satan has entered the game] Server admin: God Satan: Oh Hai Jesus: lol hi ...Satan...
    • crackabone 04/10/2009
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    • Don't Forget the Soap
    • Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says...
    • SuperSpy 03/31/2009
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