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    • Sailor and priest golfing.

    • A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/09/2009
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    • Why god?

    • Man: "God, why you make woman so beautiful?" God: "So you would love her." Man: "But God, why you make her so...
    • ImXspade
      Uploaded 12/08/2009
      • 1.1k Views
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    • 1st grade quiz

    • What is greater than God. More evil than the Devil. The poor have it. The rich don't need it. And if you eat it, you'll die?
    • knightfisher
      Uploaded 12/03/2009
      • 1.3k Views
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    • First black man

    • What did God say when he made the first black man? Oops! Burnt one!
    • sipo70
      Uploaded 11/08/2009
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    • Amazement.

    • Alvin is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above that says, "Alvin, sell your business!" He ignores it. The...
    • Drake2s
      Uploaded 11/04/2009
      • 580 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Wide and Heavy

    • Yo mama so fat, when God said let there be light, she had to move! Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Wal-Mart the prices lowered!
    • gresh8980
      Uploaded 11/03/2009
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    • Naughty priests...

    • A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 11/03/2009
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    • The Blonde and the Lottery

    • Once upon a time there was a blonde, a single mom who just lost her job. Being the religious person she is, she prayed to God to help her win...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 11/03/2009
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    • Pope

    • After getting all of Pope Benedicts luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesnt travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on...
    • markie554
      Uploaded 10/30/2009
      • 1.4k Views
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    • A muslim goes to heaven...

    • A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Muhammad....
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 10/26/2009
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      • 9 Comments
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    • Black Baby

    • A black baby was given wings by god and the baby asked god "does this mean I'm an angel? God laughed and said "naw nigga, u a bat...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/15/2009
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      • 3 Comments
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    • Who is God

    • A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother...
    • thedeacon
      Uploaded 09/22/2009
      • 1k Views
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    • Obedient Husband

    • Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated...
    • KPness
      Uploaded 09/09/2009
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    • Religious Ignorance

    • A preacher was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden there was a cloud burst. After about one full hour of complete non-stop rain,...
    • dudeitsmedude
      Uploaded 08/15/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Hippie and the Nun

    • One day a hippy is getting on a bus as a very attractive nun is leaving it. As he walked to his seat he said out loud to himself, "I want...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 08/14/2009
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    • Having faith

    • It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto...
    • Shadow_Dawg
      Uploaded 08/13/2009
      • 692 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Vatican Humor

    • After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing...
    • jill492
      Uploaded 08/11/2009
      • 923 Views
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    • God's Gay

    • Last night I asked my wife if I could fuck her up the ass. She said "If God wanted sex up the ass he would have put a set of tits on my...
    • w3sl3y_crush3r
      Uploaded 08/10/2009
      • 930 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Moses and Jesus Playing Golf

    • It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his...
    • BrandonAR
      Uploaded 08/09/2009
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      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Parking space

    • Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn`t find a parking place. looking up to heaven he said,...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/17/2009
      • 394 Views
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    • gods little trick

    • A guy gets a chance to ask god 3 questions. the first question asked was "what is a dollair in your eyes" god says "1 billion...
    • usa4mod
      Uploaded 07/16/2009
      • 839 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Husbands Wives

    • A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/03/2009
      • 504 Views
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    • Farrah Protecting The Kids

    • When Farrah Fawcett died, she went to heaven and God gave her one wish. Farrah wished for all the children in the world to be safe. So God killed...
    • ChaoticFox
      Uploaded 06/30/2009
      • 785 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Farah Faucet's wish

    • when Farah Faucet died and went to heaven god told her he would grant her one wish after thinking about it for a moment she said that her wish...
    • mrcwright
      Uploaded 06/28/2009
      • 674 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Farrah, Michael and God

    • "When Farrah got to heaven. God told her 'she was his favorite angel' and asked her if she had a wish. Farrah said she wanted the...
    • GiantsRock
      Uploaded 06/27/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Prayers

    • One day, a man decided that it was time to teach his son how to say prayers. This included choosing someone special and asking for God's blessing...
    • roryorgan
      Uploaded 06/11/2009
      • 794 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Gifts from God

    • A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.. After much discussion, they decided whenever...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 05/31/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Grandma Loves Jesus

    • Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Mike, The other day I went up to our local...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 05/22/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • is god back or white?

    • One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, “Mommy, is God Black or White?” She replies, “Well, Honey, God is both Black and...
    • dancefreek
      Uploaded 05/04/2009
      • 913 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • adam

    • God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news......
    • idontwannakno
      Uploaded 05/01/2009
      • 534 Views
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    • Crazy Death Story

    • So St. Peter was watching the pearly gates, cuz that's his job and God calls him up on his boost mobile and tells him that Heaven is getting...
    • cormanser
      Uploaded 04/13/2009
      • 2k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • The Easter Game

    • The Good Friday Game [Jesus has entered the game] [Satan has entered the game] Server admin: God Satan: Oh Hai Jesus: lol hi ...Satan...
    • crackabone
      Uploaded 04/10/2009
      • 979 Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Don't Forget the Soap

    • Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says...
    • SuperSpy
      Uploaded 03/31/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 2 Comments
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