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- Who is God?
- A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again...
- wanghanglo897 07/06/2008
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- Tricking a nun
- A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
- markofthebee33 07/06/2008
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- Who is God?
- A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and...
- edorsimon 07/03/2008
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- Golfing Priest
- One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to...
- fiveonefiveoh 07/01/2008
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- Who is God?
- Little Billy asks his father: "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both, he is both black and white." Later on that day Billy...
- redbulldoser 06/26/2008
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- God is Watching
- The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The...
- ADLife 06/26/2008
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- beautiful and stupid?
- A man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to...
- lilsexfreak95 06/24/2008
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- Holy Water
- Q: How do you get holy water? A: You boil the hell out of it.
- guywithknife 06/20/2008
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- blonde lottery
- A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. “Dear Lord,” she prays, “if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win...
- thejames13 06/18/2008
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- Pope Jokes!!!!
- How many popes does it take to screw in a lightbulb..??? 1 Cuz theirs no more then that at one time!!!!!
- diablo345 06/16/2008
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- Enter the pearly gates
- Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present...
- tmaster 06/14/2008
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- An Atheist and a Bear
- An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What...
- clugger07 06/07/2008
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- Who is God?
- A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes...
- Jason1212 06/03/2008
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- hooker
- why does a hooker make more money than a drug dealer when she sells drugs? Cause she resells her crack.
- tonytouch000 05/31/2008
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- Ungrateful
- A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, “please God, save...
- lilcurl 05/29/2008
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- God Created Man
- God created woman, and she had 3 breasts. He said to the woman, "Is there anything on you that you'd like to change?" She said,...
- EbaumsKing 05/28/2008
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- Chuck Norris is better then god
- Chuck Norris doesn't worship god. god worships Chuck Norris
- nutty 05/25/2008
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- Hillary Goes to Heaven
- One day Hillary Clinton had died and went to heaven. When Hillary got to heaven she saw that there were clocks all over the place. Each clock had a...
- Nner 05/18/2008
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- The Waiting Room
- two men were talking in a waiting room for the psychiatrists office. "why are you here?" "I'm Napoleon, but my doctor told me...
- poopyturtle 05/13/2008
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- God gives blacks big penises
- Why do blacks have such big penises? Because God felt sorry for them after having put pubic hair on their heads.
- stpdrckr420 05/12/2008
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- Adam Eve
- Adam and Eve had just had sex for the first time. Adam was relaxing by a tree, when God's voice boomed down from above. 'You've just experienced sex...
- royalblewitup 05/08/2008
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- Jewish Grandmother
- A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God,...
- mehrdod 05/05/2008
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- How did the human race come about?
- A little girl asked her father, "How did the human race come about?" The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had...
- themarkofvayne 05/05/2008
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- Blonde Praying
- A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let...
- maggot666 05/04/2008
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- The Devil and God
- One day the Devil walks up to God. the devil says god i challenge you to a football game.God says "why i have the best players".but then...
- FrostDemon86 05/02/2008
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- 70 Year old and God
- A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top...
- ghoul_69 05/01/2008
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- Adam's Big Screw Up
- In the garden of Eden, just as god was finishing up creating everything, god says, "I have 2 things left in my bag of creation." God pulls...
- egore2fly 04/30/2008
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- the meaning of life part 2
- On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you 20 years." But man...
- ReTaRdSmArT 04/27/2008
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- the meaning of life part-1
- on the 1st day God created a dog and said "Sit all day by your house,drool, and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.Then,you will live 20...
- ReTaRdSmArT 04/27/2008
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- pee water
- Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother...
- ReTaRdSmArT 04/27/2008
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- Zebra Stripes
- a man asked God "did you create zebras white with black stripes or black white stripes" God says "my son it is what it is" the...
- Socojo 04/22/2008
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- Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
- Q:Why are New Yorkers always depressed? A:The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
- showmaster94 04/20/2008
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- A Child's Prayer
- One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying:God bless Mom, Dad, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa. The father didn't quite...
- showmaster94 04/09/2008
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- Womens Holes
- Why did god make womens holes so close together? So when they get drunk, their men can carry them home like a six pack
- engineer1371 04/02/2008
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- Adam and Eve
- After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to...
- Thegreatbill69 03/30/2008
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- Who is God?
- Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, "Dad, is god a man or a woman?" His Dad replies, "Johnny, both. God is...
- kcbigmack 03/23/2008
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- Chuck Norris 4 feat. God
- Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have called you three here because you are the...
- AJFOSHO 03/14/2008
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- Priest Golfer
- A Scottish priest was an avid golfer who would try to play every chance he got. One Sunday morning he noticed the perfect weather conditions and...
- Plasmattica 03/14/2008
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- God, Adam and a Rib
- Adam was sitting alone in the Garden of Eden, bored and lonely. God noticed this and said "Adam, I want to make you a companion like I did all my...
- OzzieAlThor 03/12/2008
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