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    • Tricking a nun

    • A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
    • markofthebee33
      Uploaded 07/06/2008
      • 513 Views
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    • Who is God?

    • A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again...
    • edorsimon
      Uploaded 07/03/2008
      • 516 Views
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    • Golfing Priest

    • One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to...
    • fiveonefiveoh
      Uploaded 07/01/2008
      • 585 Views
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    • Who is God?

    • Little Billy asks his father: "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both, he is both black and white." Later on that day...
    • redbulldoser
      Uploaded 06/26/2008
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    • God is Watching

    • The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of...
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 06/26/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • beautiful and stupid?

    • A man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow...
    • lilsexfreak95
      Uploaded 06/24/2008
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    • Holy Water

    • Q: How do you get holy water? A: You boil the hell out of it.
    • guywithknife
      Uploaded 06/20/2008
      • 401 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • blonde lottery

    • A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. Dear Lord, she prays, if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me...
    • thejames13
      Uploaded 06/18/2008
      • 308 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Pope Jokes!!!!

    • How many popes does it take to screw in a lightbulb..??? 1 Cuz theirs no more then that at one time!!!!!
    • diablo345
      Uploaded 06/16/2008
      • 795 Views
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    • Enter the pearly gates

    • Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must...
    • tmaster
      Uploaded 06/14/2008
      • 420 Views
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    • An Atheist and a Bear

    • An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers!...
    • clugger07
      Uploaded 06/07/2008
      • 566 Views
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    • Who is God?

    • A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes...
    • Jason1212
      Uploaded 06/03/2008
      • 472 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • hooker

    • why does a hooker make more money than a drug dealer when she sells drugs? Cause she resells her crack.
    • tonytouch000
      Uploaded 05/31/2008
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      • 2 Comments
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    • Ungrateful

    • A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, please God,...
    • lilcurl
      Uploaded 05/29/2008
      • 479 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • God Created Man

    • God created woman, and she had 3 breasts. He said to the woman, "Is there anything on you that you'd like to change?" She said,...
    • EbaumsKing
      Uploaded 05/28/2008
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    • Hillary Goes to Heaven

    • One day Hillary Clinton had died and went to heaven. When Hillary got to heaven she saw that there were clocks all over the place. Each clock ...
    • Nner
      Uploaded 05/18/2008
      • 602 Views
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    • I Missed

    • A young man is out golfing and is in front of a nun. He tees the ball and drives the ball straight into a group of trees. He gets pissed and...
    • laxlvr
      Uploaded 05/17/2008
      • 493 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • The Waiting Room

    • two men were talking in a waiting room for the psychiatrists office. "why are you here?" "I'm Napoleon, but my doctor told...
    • poopyturtle
      Uploaded 05/13/2008
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    • Adam Eve

    • Adam and Eve had just had sex for the first time. Adam was relaxing by a tree, when God's voice boomed down from above. 'You've just experienced...
    • royalblewitup
      Uploaded 05/08/2008
      • 2.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Jewish Grandmother

    • A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please...
    • mehrdod
      Uploaded 05/05/2008
      • 3k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Blonde Praying

    • A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please...
    • maggot666
      Uploaded 05/04/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Devil and God

    • One day the Devil walks up to God. the devil says god i challenge you to a football game.God says "why i have the best players".but...
    • FrostDemon86
      Uploaded 05/02/2008
      • 1.3k Views
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    • 70 Year old and God

    • A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/01/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Adam's Big Screw Up

    • In the garden of Eden, just as god was finishing up creating everything, god says, "I have 2 things left in my bag of creation." God...
    • egore2fly
      Uploaded 04/30/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • the meaning of life part 2

    • On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you 20 years." But man...
    • ReTaRdSmArT
      Uploaded 04/27/2008
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      • 3 Comments
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    • the meaning of life part-1

    • on the 1st day God created a dog and said "Sit all day by your house,drool, and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.Then,you will...
    • ReTaRdSmArT
      Uploaded 04/27/2008
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      • 3 Comments
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    • pee water

    • Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The...
    • ReTaRdSmArT
      Uploaded 04/27/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Zebra Stripes

    • a man asked God "did you create zebras white with black stripes or black white stripes" God says "my son it is what it is"...
    • Socojo
      Uploaded 04/22/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • A Child's Prayer

    • One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying:God bless Mom, Dad, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa. The father didn't...
    • showmaster94
      Uploaded 04/09/2008
      • 3k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Womens Holes

    • Why did god make womens holes so close together? So when they get drunk, their men can carry them home like a six pack
    • engineer1371
      Uploaded 04/02/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Adam and Eve

    • After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to...
    • Thegreatbill69
      Uploaded 03/30/2008
      • 2.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Who is God?

    • Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, "Dad, is god a man or a woman?" His Dad replies, "Johnny, both. God is...
    • kcbigmack
      Uploaded 03/23/2008
      • 789 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Chuck Norris 4 feat. God

    • Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have called you three here because you are...
    • AJFOSHO
      Uploaded 03/14/2008
      • 764 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Priest Golfer

    • A Scottish priest was an avid golfer who would try to play every chance he got. One Sunday morning he noticed the perfect weather conditions and...
    • Plasmattica
      Uploaded 03/14/2008
      • 1.4k Views
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      • 1 Favorites
    • God, Adam and a Rib

    • Adam was sitting alone in the Garden of Eden, bored and lonely. God noticed this and said "Adam, I want to make you a companion like I did all my...
    • OzzieAlThor
      Uploaded 03/12/2008
      • 2.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • The Bus Driver and the Nun

    • A man gets onto a city bus and sees an attractive nun. Wanting to have sex with her, he goes up and asks, Will you have sex with...
    • zezima
      Uploaded 03/10/2008
      • 10.2k Views
      • 21 Comments
      • 5 Favorites
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