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    • Good Morning
    • G= Get up early O= Open your eyes, O= Out of your bed, D= Day has risen M= Mobile beeps, O= One message received, R= Read...
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    • good ol' blonde joke
    • A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor....
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    • TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN
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    • Job Fair
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    • filthy blood bar
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    • Tricky Leprechaun
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    • Gimmi a little head
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    • missing cigar
    • A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody" His customer answers in a...
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    • Quotes on Sex
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    • Condoms
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    • bad news good news
    • At the hospital, there was a man lying in the emergency room, the doctor opened the door and walked toward the man. "Doctor," the...
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    • Camp Jew
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    • Your wish is My Command
    • A bus full of ugly people crashes and they all go to heaven. They are all in line at the pearly white gate. A man standing at the front of the...
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    • Looks Good
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    • Open jane's legs
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    • Two News
    • Guy wakes up in a hospital. After a few moments the doctor comes and informs the patient that there was an accident and that he has some good and...
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    • Good News Bad News
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    • Patrolling The Woods
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    • Men are like!!!!
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    • Irish Wish
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    • offensive mood ring
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    • GOOD ANSWER
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    • New Drink Fad
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    • Princess Diana
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    • Dirty Nuns
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    • Good and bad news
    • An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to...
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    • Good Questions
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    • Swine Flu
    • It was once said that a black man would become president when "pigs fly". 100 days after Obama is put into office....Swine Flu.
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    • Gay Fish
    • Do you like fishsticks? yes Do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth? yes What are you a Gay Fish?
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