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- He still won’t tell me who’s a good boy.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Good Morning
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- Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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- good ol' blonde joke
- A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor....
- itsbriand_bitch 01/14/2012
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- no chocolate ice cream
- A woman walks into an ice cream parlor and tells the guy behind the counter, "I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream." The counter man...
- itsbriand_bitch 01/14/2012
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- TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN
- I have a friend who's a vegan. That's good for him, but he's always trying to push his vegan propaganda on me. He'd be like, 'Shane, you should try...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- Job Fair
- jock and a geek applying for the same job. The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job." So they took...
- erriiiccaa 09/24/2011
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- filthy blood bar
- Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink 1st Vampire: Give me a shot of...
- erriiiccaa 09/24/2011
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- Tricky Leprechaun
- A man walks in a bar and a little man is sitting next to him. The little man asked if he had a family and how old he was. The man told him he was 29...
- erriiiccaa 09/24/2011
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- Gimmi a little head
- A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a tiny head about the size of an orange. He asks the bartender what had happened to the man. The...
- erriiiccaa 09/24/2011
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- missing cigar
- A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody" His customer answers in a...
- erriiiccaa 09/24/2011
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- Diarrhea is Useful
- Q: What is the only good thing that comes with diarrhea? A: Good anal sex
- iRaid 07/12/2011
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- Quotes on Sex
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Why is it sO hard to find...
- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
- Joveloy 04/06/2011
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- The Economy is Looking Good
- Finally some good news about the economy! I read online that a guy just started his own business, making landmines that look like prayer...
- briantreybig 01/21/2011
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- bad news good news
- At the hospital, there was a man lying in the emergency room, the doctor opened the door and walked toward the man. "Doctor," the man...
- colacan 12/18/2010
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- Camp Jew
- What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? Boyscouts come back from their camps!
- b_to_the_a 10/25/2010
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- Your wish is My Command
- A bus full of ugly people crashes and they all go to heaven. They are all in line at the pearly white gate. A man standing at the front of the gate...
- DV83 10/24/2010
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- Looks Good
- There is this guy named Leon. One day Leon decided to go for walk. He runs into his old neighbor Joe. "Hey Leon yous looking...
- florida_redneck 10/04/2010
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- REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY RASCIST JOKE
- Q: What do u see behind a black guy carrying a stolen tv? A: his son holding the stolen DVD player
- clint620 08/19/2010
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- WHO WAS JOKE
- Who was the first good looking muslim man called Asif
- nathanbinns 07/25/2010
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- Dirty Funny Vampire joke!
- Three vampires walk into a bar to get a couple of drinks. The Bartender asks the 1st vamp., "What can I get ya?" Vamp 1 says," A...
- mcfarlanehunter 06/28/2010
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- Open jane's legs
- a man doesnt know what to name his bar. so the man says he will name it after the next person who walks in. a women named jane walks in and she has...
- GuitarSanta7 06/26/2010
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- Good News Bad News
- I walked into my dr's office when he jumps up and says " I have been looking for you, I have some good news and some bad news which do you want...
- 1_channelbob 04/08/2010
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- Patrolling The Woods
- Soldier's diary: Monday. Went to patrol the woods. Encountered a girl that got lost in the forest. Got horny and took her to the bushes. It was a...
- P00KY 03/21/2010
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- NOT a list of laws
- Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
- ndanick21 01/01/2010
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- Men are like!!!!
- Men are like.... 1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm...
- roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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- Irish Wish
- An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says,...
- zBaum 09/26/2009
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- offensive mood ring
- My wife being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that when I am in a good...
- guinness13494 09/13/2009
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- GOOD ANSWER
- THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY...
- themystery 08/16/2009
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- New Drink Fad
- A guy goes out to dinner with his girlfriend and after they head out to a bar. The girl turns to the guy and says "theres this cool new...
- ruckelweb212 07/27/2009
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- Princess Diana
- How did authorities know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove box.
- BKMAN 07/10/2009
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- Dirty Nuns
- There once was a group of nuns who died in an unfortunate fire. They all ascended into heaven and approached the pearly gates. But just before...
- theman2472 06/22/2009
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- Good and bad news
- An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear...
- somasuku 06/20/2009
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- Top of the world.
- Last night my wife let me go on top. I love bunkbeds!
- liverpool2 06/17/2009
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- Good Questions
- Here are some good questions. 1)If you had everything in the world, where would you keep it? 2)If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,...
- floydboy8 05/31/2009
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- Hellen Keller
- What did Hellen Keller's parents do to punish her? Made her read a basketball.
- wavesoccer 05/02/2009
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- Gay Fish
- Do you like fishsticks? yes Do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth? yes What are you a Gay Fish?
- lancer02es 04/14/2009
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