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- Drunks at a hotel bar
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- The Dam Fish
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- The new Girlfriend
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- DreaD08 07/19/2008
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- Words that are hard to say when your drunk
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- DreaD08 07/19/2008
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- The Yankee's Fan
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- Great Writer
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- co co puffs
- what do you call a pool full of little black kids co co puffs
- Resevior69 07/09/2008
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- Why some many black guys die
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- Lil Johnny 2
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- THEPONGCARTEL 07/03/2008
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- Lil Johnny
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- marriage advice
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- Great bar joke!
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- Ten ways to tell if someone is a nerd
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- No great loss
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- cookies654 06/04/2008
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- Indian Buys Condoms
- An Indian walks into a liquor store and approaches the front counter. The clerk says "how can I help you today?" The Indian replies...
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- Indian Buys Condoms
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- great writer
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- Giving Birth
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- Aren't older women great?
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- Nudist Midget
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- Twentieth Reunion
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- Animals On Drugs
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- Got Any Grapes?
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- Is the Easter Bunny Gay?
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- blondes?
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- Great Balls of Fire
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- Mysterious Universe
- Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes...
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- on the train...
- A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the...
- showmaster94 02/23/2008
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- There was once a young man
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