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- What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
- awooga 03/13/2013
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- Deer joke.
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
- awooga 03/13/2013
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- Four Husbands
- The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her...
- BIGGUY007 09/14/2012
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- Old Man
- An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take...
- boomshakalaka 09/13/2012
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- WHAT IS COUPLE SEX?
- An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?" The grandfather was...
- BIGGUY007 08/11/2012
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- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- A gummy bear
- eat_my_sploom 05/17/2012
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- inspirational
- A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,...
- showmaster94 04/04/2012
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- Whitney Houston
- Maybe Whitney Houston isn't dead. . . maybe she's just waiting to exhale.
- bgamble 03/01/2012
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- omegle fun
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey asl Stranger: 17 m You: 67 f here You: your a...
- PorkyMcChode 10/03/2011
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- The firefighter the plumber and the hooker
- If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
- FoKillah 08/19/2011
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- The mupits.
- What's slimy cold long and smells like pork Kermit the frogs finger
- FoKillah 08/19/2011
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- Five Very Important Rules For Men
- 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- But You're Thinking!
- Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that's round red and good to eat? Sarah:...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Yo mama soooo... FAT
- Yo mama is soooooo.... FAT that she has to wear two watches because her hands are in different timezones
- LunchBoxBoy164 06/01/2011
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- Chickn n a park
- Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide!
- LunchBoxBoy164 06/01/2011
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- Who Found America?
- Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.
- v3sk0z 05/14/2011
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- It's a circus....
- Me: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? You: No? Me:It was In tents!! Us: LOL
- DesertDookie 05/10/2011
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- Not the Best BUT UR STILL A FAGGOT
- Where Does A Disabled Person Eat ------- IHOP
- iamtheHATER 03/13/2011
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- deepest hole kind of long
- to men were hiking when they came accross a whole that seemed to go on forever. they wanted to know how deep this hole was so one of them picked up a...
- stewyboy17 03/07/2011
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- The New Parrot
- Sue went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said ... $50.00. "Why so...
- Marine13 03/01/2011
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- To be Six Again
- A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked...
- Marine13 03/01/2011
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- genie in a bottle
- This guy's walking along the beach when he kicks a bottle. Much to his surprise, a genie flies out. "Oh master," it declaims, "your...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/27/2011
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- a mans perfect breakfast
- You’re sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/27/2011
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- sex researcher
- This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/27/2011
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- The Pope's Blessings
- The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tutti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind. A women's rights group...
- Marine13 02/27/2011
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- retirement home
- A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis. A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?"...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/27/2011
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- ma and pa sex
- Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma, Ma said what was that for? Pa said for forty years of bad sex. Ma said oh...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/27/2011
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- EXTRA LARGE CONDEMS
- A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms. "Yes we do," he says. "Would you...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/24/2011
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- old man tits
- An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him. After...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/23/2011
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- Extremely Drunk
- A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/23/2011
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- I Thought You Were My Wife
- A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/23/2011
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- Good Catholic Joke
- The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, ...
- Marine13 02/22/2011
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- Thoughts on Drinking
- Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of...
- Marine13 02/22/2011
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- The Irish barkeep
- A man visiting Ireland walks into a bar and orders a drink, and asks the bartender if they also serve food. The bartender then replied with his...
- RooRmonger420 02/21/2011
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- wife dying
- My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, "Theres something i must confess." "Shhh" I said,...
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/18/2011
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