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    • Have in common?
    • What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
    • awooga 03/13/2013
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    • Deer joke.
    • What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
    • awooga 03/13/2013
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    • Marathon.
    • I was asked to run a marathon and I said no chance. Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought 'Fuck it. I could win that!'
    • awooga 03/13/2013
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    • Four Husbands
    • The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her...
    • BIGGUY007 09/14/2012
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    • Old Man
    • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take...
    • boomshakalaka 09/13/2012
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    • WHAT IS COUPLE SEX?
    • An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?" The grandfather...
    • BIGGUY007 08/11/2012
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    • inspirational
    • A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,...
    • showmaster94 04/04/2012
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    • Bald Men
    • Q. Why do bald men have holes in there pockets?A. So they can run their fingers through their hair.
    • shell27 04/04/2012
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    • Adell
    • What do you call a computer that cant sing? Adell.
    • Martin420 03/12/2012
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    • omegle fun
    • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey asl Stranger: 17 m You: 67 f here You: your a...
    • PorkyMcChode 10/03/2011
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    • Joke time
    • Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head!
    • FoKillah 08/19/2011
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    • But You're Thinking!
    • Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that's round red and good to eat?...
    • Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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    • Who Found America?
    • Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.
    • v3sk0z 05/14/2011
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    • Jew
    • What happens to a Jew when he walks into a wall with a boner?? He breaks his nose.
    • murcked 04/27/2011
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    • deepest hole kind of long
    • to men were hiking when they came accross a whole that seemed to go on forever. they wanted to know how deep this hole was so one of them picked...
    • stewyboy17 03/07/2011
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    • The New Parrot
    • Sue went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said ... $50.00. "Why so...
    • Marine13 03/01/2011
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    • To be Six Again
    • A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he...
    • Marine13 03/01/2011
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    • genie in a bottle
    • This guy's walking along the beach when he kicks a bottle. Much to his surprise, a genie flies out. "Oh master," it declaims,...
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    • a mans perfect breakfast
    • You’re sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of...
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    • sex researcher
    • This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to...
    • INTERNETMUNCH 02/27/2011
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    • The Pope's Blessings
    • The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tutti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind. A women's rights group...
    • Marine13 02/27/2011
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    • retirement home
    • A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis. A young nurse says "Why are you doing...
    • INTERNETMUNCH 02/27/2011
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    • ma and pa sex
    • Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma, Ma said what was that for? Pa said for forty years of bad sex. Ma said...
    • INTERNETMUNCH 02/27/2011
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    • EXTRA LARGE CONDEMS
    • A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms. "Yes we do," he says. "Would...
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    • old man tits
    • An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him. After...
    • INTERNETMUNCH 02/23/2011
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    • Extremely Drunk
    • A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is...
    • INTERNETMUNCH 02/23/2011
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    • Good Catholic Joke
    • The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and...
    • Marine13 02/22/2011
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    • Thoughts on Drinking
    • Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all...
    • Marine13 02/22/2011
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    • The Irish barkeep
    • A man visiting Ireland walks into a bar and orders a drink, and asks the bartender if they also serve food. The bartender then replied with...
    • RooRmonger420 02/21/2011
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    • wife dying
    • My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, "Theres something i must confess." "Shhh" I said,...
    • INTERNETMUNCH 02/18/2011
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