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- Gay bar
- Q: What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? A: A flamethrower
- clayclay588 02/26/2012
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- Happy Birthday LOL
- Last week was my birthday and I didnt feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- the priest and the pimple
- what is the difference between a priest and a pimple? a pimple waits until your 13 before he comes on your face :o
- pimpleface 03/24/2010
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- Mixed Emotions
- A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions. The husband turned to his...
- matman747 02/02/2010
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- 44th Birthday
- Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn`t feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and...
- BrandonAR 01/07/2010
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- This is not a joke nor funny.. Very true! And I wanted to share
- From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as...
- roxanna_us 12/18/2009
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- Black Baby
- A black baby was given wings by god and the baby asked god "does this mean I'm an angel? God laughed and said "naw nigga, u a bat...
- roxanna_us 10/15/2009
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- Being Happy
- A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help...
- kydartmaster 04/15/2009
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- The Entertainer
- Two guys were sitting in the kitchen which overlooked the golf course. They were discussing what to get the homeowners daughter for her birthday, and...
- Falthor 02/17/2009
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- Always Maxi Pads
- This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really...
- sheltonx 02/01/2009
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- Happy and Sad
- A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something...
- Ryan1966 01/26/2009
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- Downsizing at the Office
- Two workers, Jack and Jill, were confronted with news that one of them was going to be let go due to financial issues. Since they were both competent...
- DrGraham 01/07/2009
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- Happiest Day Ever
- Congratulations my boy! said the groom's uncle. Im sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life. But I'm not getting...
- xskaterbabe18 01/04/2009
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- Happy New Years!
- Happy New Years!!--Your mom is so fat that everyone will go on to 2009 while she gets stuck in 2008!
- romandetti17 12/31/2008
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- Happymad husand
- A husband and wife are sharing a bottle of wine when the husband says,"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and mad at the...
- Grossberger23 12/11/2008
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- Obama's plane
- Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could...
- vwjettamcs 10/31/2008
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- Happy and Sad
- A wife and a husband are sitting in the den in front of a cozy fire drinking a glass of wine after dinner when the husband looks at his wife and says...
- vampdyer 10/23/2008
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- CAB DRIVER
- A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the...
- thugknifer 10/08/2008
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- Gay Present Giving
- Two gay guys are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel...
- TigRoux 09/23/2008
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- Parachute Joke
- What is the last thing that goes through your head when your parachute fails to deploy? Your feet
- jakedelp779 09/11/2008
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- Making The People Happy
- George Bush, Bill Clinton, and Hillary Clinton were flying in a plane having a pissing contest. George Bush said, "I could throw a $100 bill out...
- Shadeofdespair 09/10/2008
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- 30 Ways to make a girl happy by Chuck Norris
- 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her...
- wguzman87 08/09/2008
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- The Plane Flight
- Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore were on a plane flight, looking down at the world. Bill Clinton said, "ya know, I...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/08/2008
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- Happy Butt
- The teacher said, "Honey, I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out." So...
- ghoul_69 07/08/2008
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- Tying the Knot
- A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen. "Mom?" she asks. "How do you keep Dad so...
- i_know_jack 07/06/2008
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- happy customer, angry pharmacist
- A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, theres...
- frofro101 07/05/2008
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- A long happy life
- One afternoon, a woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she...
- mortgagemescott 06/05/2008
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- 70 ways to keep a woman happy
- There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy One is to take her shopping. The rest is 69.
- Hillbilly67341 02/27/2008
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- Revenge.
- I took all the magazine inserts out of 300 magazines and filled them out with my old teachers name and address. Then I spent the next year mailing...
- davida8575 02/09/2008
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