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    • Conversation in heaven
    • SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit...
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    • Result of a Heart Attack
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    • Old lady and a Broken knee?
    • Mildred, a 93-year-old woman, was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and...
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    • The detective
    • Detective: "Mr. Blackstone, how did the victim die?" Mr. Blackstone: "He had a bad heart." Detective: "The report...
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    • Osama's Valentine
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    • Braveheart II
    • Q: What was the working title for Mel Gibson's movie "The Patriot?" A: "Braveheart II: Men in Pants."
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    • Lobby Encounter
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    • What's a heart's favorite instrument and why? The organ. It keeps the beat.
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    • Hypothermia
    • One day two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, were standing at heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by Saint Peter. Jimmy: "How did you get...
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    • Raising the Dead
    • An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all...
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    • hotel guy
    • a guy is walking through a hotel and he bumps into this really hott chicks boobs. He says "if your heart is as soft as your boobs then...
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    • miracle worker
    • An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all...
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    • Lttle Johnny's Dad
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    • Death During Sex
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    • Women in leather
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    • 65,000 Question
    • Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her...
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    • Queen of Tarts
    • A woman's like a pack of cards. You need a heart to love her. You need a diamond to win her. You need a club to smash her head in. And a spade to...
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    • Really no comparison
    • A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The...
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