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    • Conversation in heaven

    • SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
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    • Result of a Heart Attack

    • An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long...
    • Marine13
      Uploaded 02/22/2011
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    • Old lady and a Broken knee?

    • Mildred, a 93-year-old woman, was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and...
    • lennny01
      Uploaded 05/26/2009
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    • The detective

    • Detective: "Mr. Blackstone, how did the victim die?" Mr. Blackstone: "He had a bad heart." Detective: "The report...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 05/19/2009
      • 713 Views
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    • Osama's Valentine

    • Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 02/13/2009
      • 856 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Braveheart II

    • Q: What was the working title for Mel Gibson's movie "The Patriot?" A: "Braveheart II: Men in Pants."
    • morepaincom
      Uploaded 12/18/2008
      • 633 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Lobby Encounter

    • A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside...
    • haley19
      Uploaded 11/02/2008
      • 493 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Heart Attack

    • On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away Sherlyn went straight round to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa...
    • Tslice
      Uploaded 10/28/2008
      • 487 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Nerd Joke

    • What's a heart's favorite instrument and why? The organ. It keeps the beat.
    • RockDevil
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
      • 559 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • The Blonde and the Heart Attack

    • A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the...
    • Ryan1966
      Uploaded 10/09/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Hypothermia

    • One day two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, were standing at heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by Saint Peter. Jimmy: "How did you get...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 10/09/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Raising the Dead

    • An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/14/2008
      • 798 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • hotel guy

    • a guy is walking through a hotel and he bumps into this really hott chicks boobs. He says "if your heart is as soft as your boobs then...
    • turbo6645
      Uploaded 09/07/2008
      • 828 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • miracle worker

    • An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all...
    • NiggerPants
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 473 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Lttle Johnny's Dad

    • A fourth grade teacher was asking her students what their dads did for a living. She asked Susy, who said her dad was a firefighter. The teacher...
    • Ryan1966
      Uploaded 07/31/2008
      • 677 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Death During Sex

    • Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the...
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 07/16/2008
      • 886 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Women in leather

    • Women in Leather; Why do men's hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 2.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • 65,000 Question

    • Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her...
    • akn220
      Uploaded 05/29/2008
      • 956 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Soft Hard

    • A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside...
    • EbaumsKing
      Uploaded 05/28/2008
      • 706 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Queen of Tarts

    • A woman's like a pack of cards. You need a heart to love her. You need a diamond to win her. You need a club to smash her head in. And a spade to...
    • mattqatsi
      Uploaded 05/16/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Really no comparison

    • A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/01/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Mechanic and the Cardiologist

    • A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The...
    • Ryan1966
      Uploaded 04/02/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • The Mechanic and the Cardiologist

    • A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The...
    • Ryan1966
      Uploaded 04/02/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 0 Comments
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