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    • Deadly Fruit
    • One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them...
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    • How I got into Heaven
    • Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first...
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    • Conversation in heaven
    • SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit...
    • Mis85 04/21/2012
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    • Brave man
    • A door-to-door salesman dies and arrives at the pearly gate. St. Peter tells him that in order to be allowed into Heaven, he must have performed...
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    • Three men
    • Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one,...
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    • True Hell
    • Two brothers die and one goes to heaven and the other to hell. After being there a few years the brother in heaven walks up to St.Peter and says...
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    • A blonde Easter
    • Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that...
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    • Getting Married in Heaven
    • On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the...
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    • Woman went to Heaven
    • A Woman died and when she got to Heaven, she asked St. Peter. "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed Husband? He...
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    • Balloons
    • Little boys asked his mom "what r those bumps on your chest?". Mom says " ask your dad". Little boys asks dad "what r...
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    • Ugly Woman In Heaven
    • Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or...
    • smallkaz 01/30/2011
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    • Blonde At The Pearly Gates
    • A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven,...
    • ace18400 01/19/2011
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    • God the Chicken
    • An agnostic once posed a question to a friend of his: "What would you think if you found out upon your death that God was a chicken? To...
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    • Are You Whipped?
    • Everybody on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God greets them and says, "Men, make two lines: one for those who dominated their women and one...
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    • Ducked Up
    • Two women die and go to heaven. St. Peter explains, "We have one rule: Don't step on the ducks!" When the first woman steps on one, St....
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    • Heaven's New Policy
    • It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you...
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    • Load Up
    • A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the...
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    • Paint it
    • So there are these three guys in hells waiting room. They weren't good enough to go to heaven, and not bad enough to stay in hell. The Devil...
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    • Hitch hiking to Heaven.
    • I was driving down the road and saw a hot chick hitch hiking. She was holding a sign that said "Heaven." So, being the good person that...
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    • Wedding in Heaven
    • The night before a couple were about to be married, they both were killed in a car accident. They arrived in Heaven and asked St. Peter if...
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    • god damb bran flakes
    • The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched...
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    • Heavenly Rewards
    • The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched...
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    • dallas cowboys
    • while on a trip on day the vikings bus flipped and brett farve passed away. when he entered heaven he was greeted at the gate by saint peter....
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    • St. Peter and 3 men
    • 3 men died and were on their way to heaven. They rang the doorbell and St. Peter answered. "I'm sorry guys, but we're full right now and we...
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    • Fruit Picking
    • There were three friends Chris, John and Keith, who decided one sunny day to go for a walk in the forest. After a while they realized that they...
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    • The price of being good
    • 3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get...
    • Shadow_Dawg 08/11/2009
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    • Recent Weather
    • A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed...
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    • Father Murphy
    • Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do...
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    • Smoking
    • Jay: Does the bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven. Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.
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    • Farah's last wish
    • Upon Farah Fawcetts death her spirit rose to the heavens where she approached the gates of heaven to be greeted by Saint Peter. When she...
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    • lawyer's young death
    • a lawyer died at a young age of only 35. He arrived at the pearly gates to be judged for admittance. when St. Peter aproached the lawyer the...
    • smodaddy 06/30/2009
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    • Dirty Nuns
    • There once was a group of nuns who died in an unfortunate fire. They all ascended into heaven and approached the pearly gates. But just before...
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    • 3 italian nuns
    • Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives...
    • rockzilla411 06/07/2009
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    • Married in heaven?
    • On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly...
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