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- Lepers playing poker....
- Did you hear about the two lepers playing poker ? one thru there hand in the other laughed his head off..........
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- Humping dogs
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- MrRussianJeans 01/29/2012
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- TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN
- I have a friend who's a vegan. That's good for him, but he's always trying to push his vegan propaganda on me. He'd be like, 'Shane, you should try...
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- dog doo veitnam
- two strangers in the street approached each other from opposite directions each dragging there left leg glancing down at his leg one man said...
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- WEALTH, WISDOM OR BEAUTY
- An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Woman and Lover
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- AtheisticGod 01/14/2011
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- NOTHING LIKE A COWBOY AND HIS SHEEP
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- beast_radio 12/07/2010
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- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- BigBerto93 11/12/2010
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- Old couple having sex
- The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern...
- ThomasPHoolery 04/09/2010
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- Sex And Me
- I named my first and only dog "Sex" and i had trouble over the years. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told...
- GuyThatHateYou 04/16/2009
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- I named my first and only dog "Sex" and i had trouble over the years. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told...
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- Drunk Irishman
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- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/24/2009
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- Coming
- A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a man...
- Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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- Ladies at Lunch
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- Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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- Arriving home very drunk
- A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar:...
- AWSmith 01/07/2009
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- Golf Ball Through a Garden Hose
- Doug was a single guy. He had a good job, he was fun to be around, and wasn't bad looking. He was in his early 30's and never married. He went...
- fiberpro74 12/16/2008
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- His first blowjob
- A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!" The bartender asks "Are you having a bad day?"...
- blacksheep101 12/14/2008
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- Twas The Night After Christmas
- 'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies...
- AWSmith 12/14/2008
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- The Farmer And His Two Horses
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- markaronhalt 11/23/2008
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- Whats more inspirational than the Rocky Series
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- Carlos Mencia Joke!
- A 50 year old man in Beverly Hills wanted to look younger and got plastic surgery. The doctor said "This new surgery will make you look 20...
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- Asian boy and his midterm
- What grade did the asian kid get on his algebra mid-term? C- cus he was raised by a mexican family.
- rj300i2 08/29/2008
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- Bill Gates picks his own punishment
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- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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- His and Her Diaries
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- guy sad cuz his wife was in bed with another man
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- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
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- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
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- Naming The Twins
- A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he...
- jimbo056 01/23/2008
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- Naming The Twins
- A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he...
- jimbo056 01/23/2008
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- New Jersey Hunters
- A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn%u2019t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled...
- jimbo056 01/23/2008
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