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    • Baseball

    • I kept wondering why the basebal kept getting bigger...and then it hit me...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/07/2012
      • 119 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Yo Mamma Joke

    • Yo Mamma's So Ugly, I'd hit that...... With A Shovel.
    • MeGuy73
      Uploaded 02/20/2011
      • 446 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • chicken road

    • Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but the next time he does it, I'm going to freakin' hit him.
    • naypah
      Uploaded 11/06/2009
      • 810 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Water Damn

    • Wha did the fish say when he hit a wall? « « DAMN!
    • chimique1
      Uploaded 06/13/2009
      • 588 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Get your priorities right

    • A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry...
    • PrintRoomDan
      Uploaded 05/28/2009
      • 2.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Chris Brown and Ike Turner

    • Back when I was grown Up My grandfather told me when us kids were bad he would always say "I am gonna hit you so hard you think you was...
    • St38126
      Uploaded 03/07/2009
      • 1.4k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Found It

    • A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat....
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/16/2009
      • 908 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • This Tells Me That I Must Be Drunk

    • A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his...
    • AWSmith
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
      • 401 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Madonna vs. A-Rod

    • How is Madonna different from A-Rod? She had a couple of hits last October.
    • ATgeobee
      Uploaded 09/16/2008
      • 518 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • grease

    • How many mexicans does it take to grease a car? only 1 if you hit him right.
    • vampdyer
      Uploaded 09/05/2008
      • 2.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • BLIND HOOKER

    • A guy was driving down the road in his car. A prostitute walks out in front of him. He smacks her with the bumper of his car and knocks her down....
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 07/30/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hit The Lawyer

    • There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a priest on the side...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/12/2008
      • 777 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • testicle therapist

    • Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched In horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of Men playing the next...
    • plattman92
      Uploaded 06/26/2008
      • 3.8k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • the Drunken Dad

    • "Guy walks into a bar and walks up to a young man sitting in a group around a table. He pokes the guy's shoulder and says 'HEY! I fucked...
    • crip494
      Uploaded 06/18/2008
      • 750 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hit by a bus

    • Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got...
    • tmaster
      Uploaded 06/14/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A gay man

    • A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/28/2008
      • 875 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • yo mommas so fat...

    • yo mommas so fat she got hit by a truck and said "who threw that paper airplane?"
    • crip494
      Uploaded 05/11/2008
      • 754 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • vampire bat

    • A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon...
    • 1234a
      Uploaded 05/10/2008
      • 822 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • three guys one small dick

    • There's this stripper in this small room and three guys past by and the girl says ill give each one of you a blow job if you put a donut on your...
    • kickass_legend
      Uploaded 04/20/2008
      • 6.5k Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Free Butter

    • One day a man was out playing golf, when he sliced his shot off into a patch of buttercups. Rather disgusted with himself, he went in search...
    • gbsmoker
      Uploaded 04/15/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Frisbee

    • I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
    • immclovinit
      Uploaded 04/01/2008
      • 4.5k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Word Fun 2

    • Little Johnny's teacher's game for her students was to give each of them a word to use in a sentence. she asked paul to use the word...
    • zezima
      Uploaded 02/27/2008
      • 2.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Farting old lady

    • A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never smell and...
    • Chris24m8
      Uploaded 01/19/2008
      • 5k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Guy cut in Half

    • Q:Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? A:He's all right now.
    • Chris24m8
      Uploaded 01/19/2008
      • 4.7k Views
      • 26 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Funny Joke

    • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
    • Chris24m8
      Uploaded 01/19/2008
      • 993 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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