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    • The Night Of Thanksgiving
    • TWAS the night of thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned...
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    • Santa's Pick-Up Lines
    • 1. I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister! 2. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a...
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    • Happy MLK Day!!!
    • I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is. There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans,...
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    • Three Men at the Gates
    • Three men get to heaven on Christmas Eve, where Saint Peter stands at the Pearly Gates to greet them. Saint Peter looks at the three men and...
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    • Holiday Poetry
    • Couple weeks before Christmas: I'm horny and drunk; With my hands down my pants, feeling my junk. My balls were just shaved so they're...
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    • Holiday Tattoo
    • A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her...
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    • wifes present
    • Just been out and bought the wife's Christmas present: a bottle of perfume which is called 'ample', and it is a very small bottle indeed. I just...
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    • Stressed Santa
    • When four of Santa‚Äôs elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel...
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    • HOLIDAY EATING TIPS
    • 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots,...
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    • Turkey Dinner
    • A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy,...
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    • Dear Santa
    • A 5 year old child writes a letter to Santa that says, "Dear Santa, I have been good this year, can you send me a little brother for...
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    • The Coffin
    • A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and...
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    • New Tatoo
    • This lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the guy to put a tattoo of a turkey on her upper right thigh. She goes back to the same tattoo...
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    • BIG BUTT
    • There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and...
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    • Letters to Bad Santa...
    • Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE! - Jimmy Jimmy, That whiney-begging shit may work with...
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    • Rich man poor man
    • The Rich Guys says to the poor guy, I got my wife a diamond necklace and a convertible for X-mas... The poor guy asks the rich guy, why did you...
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    • bed
    • Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails...
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    • snowman
    • what did one snow man say to the other snowman it smells like carrots
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    • Warranty Claim
    • A man was driving home from work late one afternoon when the battery in his car conked out. Fortunately, he was near the garage where he...
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    • Christmas In Heaven
    • Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to...
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    • ghost of jeapers creepers
    • Bob, bill, and santa were in a hotal eating in he lobby. Bob wen upstairs and saw a ghost in his room. he ghost said "Im the ghost of...
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    • ghost of jeapers creepers
    • Bob, bill, and santa were in a hotal eating in he lobby. Bob wen upstairs and saw a ghost in his room. he ghost said "Im the ghost of...
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    • The Grinches Revenge
    • One day the Grinch went into Whoville with a bomb strapped to his dick. And as Ms. Little Sally Lue went by who is now 18, the bomb went off.
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    • The Play
    • Grinch: I want the Who's to die Who's: Holy *@%^ the grinch is going to kill us Grinch: Im gunna pwn you newbs Who's: Wtf you think this is...
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    • New years resolution
    • Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually...
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    • Snow Plow
    • A bloke was driving around on a snowy day when his window fogs up and he crashes into the guy in front. He climbs out and approaches the other...
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