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    • The Night Of Thanksgiving

    • TWAS the night of thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned...
    • Twidget
      Uploaded 05/21/2011
      • 877 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Santa's Pick-Up Lines

    • 1. I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister! 2. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a...
    • bombsdavid
      Uploaded 11/30/2010
      • 1.7k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Happy MLK Day!!!

    • I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is. There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans,...
    • schooby1982
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
      • 6.4k Views
      • 14 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Three Men at the Gates

    • Three men get to heaven on Christmas Eve, where Saint Peter stands at the Pearly Gates to greet them. Saint Peter looks at the three men and...
    • TheTrainofPain
      Uploaded 12/27/2008
      • 868 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Holiday Poetry

    • Couple weeks before Christmas: I'm horny and drunk; With my hands down my pants, feeling my junk. My balls were just shaved so they're...
    • e5hansej
      Uploaded 12/10/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 16 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Holiday Tattoo

    • A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her...
    • tdoglog
      Uploaded 12/09/2008
      • 703 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Three men died on Christmas Eve...

    • Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must...
    • kilr33
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • wifes present

    • Just been out and bought the wife's Christmas present: a bottle of perfume which is called 'ample', and it is a very small bottle indeed. I just...
    • Eben
      Uploaded 12/01/2008
      • 650 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stressed Santa

    • When four of Santa’s elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 12/01/2008
      • 913 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • HOLIDAY EATING TIPS

    • 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots,...
    • Centor
      Uploaded 11/30/2008
      • 951 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Turkey Dinner

    • A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy,...
    • bengoldsberry
      Uploaded 11/26/2008
      • 976 Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dear Santa

    • A 5 year old child writes a letter to Santa that says, "Dear Santa, I have been good this year, can you send me a little brother for...
    • xg11
      Uploaded 11/04/2008
      • 5.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Coffin

    • A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and...
    • Ryan1966
      Uploaded 10/30/2008
      • 67.7k Views
      • 658 Comments
      • 8 Favorites
    • New Tatoo

    • This lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the guy to put a tattoo of a turkey on her upper right thigh. She goes back to the same tattoo...
    • mrhahn530
      Uploaded 06/28/2008
      • 451 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • BIG BUTT

    • There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and...
    • yomommy
      Uploaded 06/01/2008
      • 5.1k Views
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    • MEXICAN OLYMPICS

    • Why don't you ever see mexicans in the olympics? Lawnmowing is not a sport
    • yomommy
      Uploaded 05/28/2008
      • 547 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Letters to Bad Santa...

    • Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE! - Jimmy Jimmy, That whiney-begging shit may work with...
    • postjordan
      Uploaded 04/28/2008
      • 9.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The four stages of life

    • 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
    • Thegreatbill69
      Uploaded 03/31/2008
      • 5.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Santa's Family

    • Why doesn't Santa Clause have any children? Because he only cums once a year and thats down the chimney.
    • idontknowit6599
      Uploaded 02/11/2008
      • 686 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Rich man poor man

    • The Rich Guys says to the poor guy, I got my wife a diamond necklace and a convertible for X-mas... The poor guy asks the rich guy, why did you...
    • nitroblitz
      Uploaded 02/10/2008
      • 5.8k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • bed

    • Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails...
    • Ghandy
      Uploaded 02/04/2008
      • 599 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Nice Bike

    • On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...
    • gooberman86
      Uploaded 02/01/2008
      • 130k Views
      • 366 Comments
      • 43 Favorites
    • snowman

    • what did one snow man say to the other snowman it smells like carrots
    • cl_dort
      Uploaded 01/29/2008
      • 469 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Warranty Claim

    • A man was driving home from work late one afternoon when the battery in his car conked out. Fortunately, he was near the garage where he...
    • jha007
      Uploaded 01/28/2008
      • 567 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Christmas In Heaven

    • Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to...
    • 24scoot
      Uploaded 01/27/2008
      • 514 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • ghost of jeapers creepers

    • Bob, bill, and santa were in a hotal eating in he lobby. Bob wen upstairs and saw a ghost in his room. he ghost said "Im the ghost of...
    • napoleon332
      Uploaded 01/25/2008
      • 4.7k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • ghost of jeapers creepers

    • Bob, bill, and santa were in a hotal eating in he lobby. Bob wen upstairs and saw a ghost in his room. he ghost said "Im the ghost of...
    • napoleon332
      Uploaded 01/25/2008
      • 4.7k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Grinches Revenge

    • One day the Grinch went into Whoville with a bomb strapped to his dick. And as Ms. Little Sally Lue went by who is now 18, the bomb went off.
    • Dumbo55
      Uploaded 01/22/2008
      • 496 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Play

    • Grinch: I want the Who's to die Who's: Holy *@%^ the grinch is going to kill us Grinch: Im gunna pwn you newbs Who's: Wtf you think this is...
    • Dumbo55
      Uploaded 01/22/2008
      • 430 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New years resolution

    • Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually...
    • aablueangel
      Uploaded 01/17/2008
      • 935 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Snow Plow

    • A bloke was driving around on a snowy day when his window fogs up and he crashes into the guy in front. He climbs out and approaches the other...
    • Alimination602
      Uploaded 12/25/2007
      • 1.6k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Santa's Finger

    • A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every...
    • ebaum
      Uploaded 12/10/2007
      • 140k Views
      • 727 Comments
      • 14 Favorites
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