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- The Night Of Thanksgiving
- TWAS the night of thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned - The...
- Twidget 05/21/2011
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- Santa's Pick-Up Lines
- 1. I know when you`ve been bad or good -- so let's skip the small talk, sister! 2. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?...
- bombsdavid 11/30/2010
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- Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than The Opposite Sex
- Why a Christmas tree is better than Man: 1. A Christmas tree is always erect. 2. Even small ones give satisfaction. 3. A Christmas tree...
- bombsdavid 11/30/2010
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- This is not a joke nor funny.. Very true! And I wanted to share
- From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as...
- roxanna_us 12/18/2009
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- Meat for the Holidays
- What is the Cheapest meat for Christmas? Raindeer balls!! They're under a buck!! Happy Holidays
- roxanna_us 12/12/2009
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- Happy MLK Day!!!
- I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is. There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab...
- schooby1982 01/19/2009
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- Three Men at the Gates
- Three men get to heaven on Christmas Eve, where Saint Peter stands at the Pearly Gates to greet them. Saint Peter looks at the three men and says...
- TheTrainofPain 12/27/2008
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- Holiday Poetry
- Couple weeks before Christmas: I'm horny and drunk; With my hands down my pants, feeling my junk. My balls were just shaved so they're silky...
- e5hansej 12/10/2008
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- Holiday Tattoo
- A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini...
- tdoglog 12/09/2008
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- Three men died on Christmas Eve...
- Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each...
- kilr33 12/04/2008
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- wifes present
- Just been out and bought the wife's Christmas present: a bottle of perfume which is called 'ample', and it is a very small bottle indeed. I just...
- Eben 12/01/2008
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- Stressed Santa
- When four of Santa’s elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the...
- lorddread 12/01/2008
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- HOLIDAY EATING TIPS
- 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave...
- Centor 11/30/2008
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- Turkey Dinner
- A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where...
- bengoldsberry 11/26/2008
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- 2008's First Christmas Joke
- 2008's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint...
- Ricky2 11/21/2008
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- Dear Santa
- A 5 year old child writes a letter to Santa that says, "Dear Santa, I have been good this year, can you send me a little brother for...
- xg11 11/04/2008
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- The Coffin
- A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and...
- Ryan1966 10/30/2008
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- black joke
- whats the most confusing holiday for a black kid? fathers day
- mattyhubes6969 08/07/2008
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- MEXICAN OLYMPICS
- Why don't you ever see mexicans in the olympics? Lawnmowing is not a sport
- yomommy 05/28/2008
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- Letters to Bad Santa...
- Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE! - Jimmy Jimmy, That whiney-begging shit may work with your...
- postjordan 04/28/2008
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- The four stages of life
- 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
- Thegreatbill69 03/31/2008
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- Santa's Family
- Why doesn't Santa Clause have any children? Because he only cums once a year and thats down the chimney.
- idontknowit6599 02/11/2008
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- Rich man poor man
- The Rich Guys says to the poor guy, I got my wife a diamond necklace and a convertible for X-mas... The poor guy asks the rich guy, why did you get...
- nitroblitz 02/10/2008
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- knock knock
- knock knock whos there ,... hello?
- seeley17 02/04/2008
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- jews & their nose
- Q:why do jews have a big nose?A: air is free
- fatpanda 02/03/2008
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- Nice Bike
- On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...
- gooberman86 02/01/2008
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- Warranty Claim
- A man was driving home from work late one afternoon when the battery in his car conked out. Fortunately, he was near the garage where he bought...
- jha007 01/28/2008
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- Christmas In Heaven
- Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell...
- 24scoot 01/27/2008
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- ghost of jeapers creepers
- Bob, bill, and santa were in a hotal eating in he lobby. Bob wen upstairs and saw a ghost in his room. he ghost said "Im the ghost of jeepers...
- napoleon332 01/25/2008
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- ghost of jeapers creepers
- Bob, bill, and santa were in a hotal eating in he lobby. Bob wen upstairs and saw a ghost in his room. he ghost said "Im the ghost of jeepers...
- napoleon332 01/25/2008
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- The Grinches Revenge
- One day the Grinch went into Whoville with a bomb strapped to his dick. And as Ms. Little Sally Lue went by who is now 18, the bomb went off.
- Dumbo55 01/22/2008
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- New years resolution
- Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish!...
- aablueangel 01/17/2008
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- Snow Plow
- A bloke was driving around on a snowy day when his window fogs up and he crashes into the guy in front. He climbs out and approaches the other guy...
- Alimination602 12/25/2007
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- Santa's Finger
- A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter...
- ebaum 12/10/2007
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