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    • Pawn takesKing part 35
    • Donny talks to everyone about Greg's store. Normally, Donny would shy away from interaction, especially if he recognized students he used to...
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    • Pawn takesKing part 34
    • Donny was sleeping well at night, better than at any point in his winter expeditions. He was snoring loudly when a heavy thunking sound permeated...
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    • Pawn takesKing part 33
    • The next morning, after the biscuit breakfast, Donny sought out Eugene. His house was just a hop, skip, and jump away. A few blocks later, Donny...
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    • Pawn takesKing part 32
    • Donny spent the next several days trying to get word of Greg's condition. Even though it was the technology age, Donny felt he was in the dark...
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    • Pawn takesKing part 31
    • Donny reaches the yellow caution tape just in time to see Greg being hauled out on a stretcher. Greg seems panic-stricken, and is kicking his...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 30
    •     Donny wheeled the mongoose back to the gazebo. He had purchased a can of WD-40 from the same hardware store where he got the tire patch....
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    • Pawn Takes King part 29
    • Fuck no. Donny pauses and looks at Jessie, in mid-chew, with a pickle hanging from his lips. Jessie scans the restaurant with his hateful eyes....
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    • Pawn Takes King part 28
    • Donald managed to find his ATM card. He had looked everywhere for it, but had to give up the search. The last time he had it, he stopped by Kwik...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 28
    • After leaving Greg's store, Donnie swallows his pride and asks to stay with Eugene. It's on the way. Eugene appears to be leaving, and Donny has...
    • artman4444 12/27/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King part 27
    • After fixing his elbow wound, Donny dusts himself off the next day and makes the arduous trip to Greg's store. Donny continued to run over in his...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 26
    •     Donny was running out of Oxy. The robbery, as horrible as it was, had yielded quality Oxy-codone. The tablets were extended release...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 25
    • The house was a real dump when Ronald first bought it. Being mechanically inclined, Ronald was determined to buy a fixer-upper. He got just that...
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    • Pawn Takes King, Part 4
    • Donnie's life could be measured in popcans. The deposit was 5 cents apiece. So, when Donnie bought something, it could be determined how many...
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    • Pawn Takes King, Part 3
    • Donnie's own struggle revolved around food, shelter, and money. Having food, he headed to his makeshift home. It took him about an hour to walk...
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    • Pawn Takes King, Part 2
    •     Donnie's "shift" last another 3 hours. Like minimum wage workers, the bums rotate who gets at what light. It is unspoken, but all abide by...
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    • Pawn Takes King, Part 1
    • This book is dedicated to eBaumsworld. This website is, without a doubt, one of the most depraved, and unruly group of weirdoes ever assembled...
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    • Pawn Takes King, Book Forward
    •     Hello. I just wanted to drop a line and let you know a few things before the next story starts. You should read Crook Takes Pawn before you...
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    • A Segway to Hunger
    • The U.S continues to invest in the establishment, but neglects its citizens. We pay our taxes so that the government can spend it on frivolous...
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