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    • horny old man
    • There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor...
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    • Fast Rooster
    • One day a farmer goes out to the chicken patch to gather the eggs. He finds none. He realizes his rooster has become too old to fertilize the...
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    • escape horny convict
    • escape horny convict A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
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    • Henry, the Horny Rooster
    • A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one...
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    • funny ass joke
    • kncock kncok. its your face here. im gonna knock you out. big nig. you have a nubby caaack. whos there??? its a caaaaack a doodle doo
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    • Santa Joke
    • Why doesn’t Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and that’s down the chimney!
    • AWSmith 12/14/2008
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    • Santa Joke
    • Why is Santa so happy and jolly all the time??? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
    • AWSmith 12/14/2008
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    • Horny Alien
    • An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him. After a...
    • Tslice 11/18/2008
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    • Hot Dog Heaven
    • A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?" "Well, doc, I live in a...
    • Rich0905 11/14/2008
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    • Camel
    • There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no...
    • haley19 11/02/2008
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    • The Jewish and Chinese Pilots
    • Jewish and Chinese Pilots. A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first...
    • CHRISP88 09/03/2008
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    • The Ole Folks Home
    • The Ole Folks Home ... An Indian family was considering putting their Mooshum (grandfather) in a nursing home. All the First Nation...
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    • dam fish
    • A boy was standing on a corner selling fish, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling...
    • CHRISP88 09/03/2008
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    • new girlfriend
    • A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed...
    • CHRISP88 09/03/2008
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    • Poor Guy
    • Poor Guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple...
    • tjphelan 08/31/2008
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    • DUMB BLONDES
    • Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking........and the one blonde says to the other. "What do you think is farther...
    • CHRISP88 08/29/2008
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    • Horny Superman
    • One day Superman was flying around bored and extremely horny. He happened to notice Wonder woman lying completely naked on a rooftop....
    • Hawgwild 08/22/2008
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    • Hungry and Horny
    • Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.
    • djohn23 08/21/2008
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    • No eye contact
    • Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women? Because breasts don't have eyes!
    • karbon_v12 08/04/2008
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    • Prison Break
    • What do you call a load of white men running down a hill? The London Marathon. What do you call a load of black men running down a...
    • karbon_v12 08/04/2008
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    • no hard
    • ok so tonight i was with this hot chick who i have previously fucked around with. Last time we had sex, i was hard and gave her a whirling...
    • frankiebeans 08/04/2008
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    • Chuck Norris Facts
    • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's...
    • karbon_v12 08/03/2008
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    • Lucky Palestinian
    • A businessman was walking down a street at night in Northern Ireland, when a masked gunman jumped out and yelled, "Freeze! Are you...
    • karbon_v12 08/03/2008
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    • Questions answered
    • How do you tell that you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows. Why are electric trains like women's...
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    • Two Married Buddies
    • Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home...
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    • horny eggs
    • Two eggs are boiling. a male and female. female goes, i have a crack, male goes dont tell me im hard not yet
    • ILikeIt 07/03/2008
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    • Blind Date
    • Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she...
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    • Abandon Ship
    • A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Protestant Minister are on a cruise. Suddenly the boat begins to sink. The Protestant Minister yells, "Abandon...
    • jimmysamurai 05/26/2008
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    • Superman Gets Horny
    • One day Superman is really horny and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing on a beach naked! He gets an idea... "They've always said I'm faster than...
    • jimmysamurai 05/26/2008
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    • Horny Hospital
    • A beautiful swimsuit model about to undergo a minor operation is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor waiting for her doctor. A man in a...
    • 1994300ex 05/25/2008
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    • Jesus and Tiger woods
    • One day Jesus and Moses went out for a game of golf. They were on the 15 hole and it was a par 3 180 yards and it was an island green. So Moses...
    • Xlax 05/21/2008
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