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- The man, exhausted, sleeps in the waiting room as the nurse gives his wife a towel bath. As the nurse does this, she notices a slight movement from...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- horny old man
- There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and...
- retardedkkk666 06/23/2011
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- Horny skeleton
- What do you call a horny skeleton? A BONER!!!
- dylanfujii 03/17/2009
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- Fast Rooster
- One day a farmer goes out to the chicken patch to gather the eggs. He finds none. He realizes his rooster has become too old to fertilize the...
- IWearBones138 03/15/2009
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- escape horny convict
- escape horny convict A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young...
- 20sansum 02/25/2009
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- Henry, the Horny Rooster
- A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that...
- yuri_vaultin 01/15/2009
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- funny ass joke
- kncock kncok. its your face here. im gonna knock you out. big nig. you have a nubby caaack. whos there??? its a caaaaack a doodle doo
- ryana8888 01/11/2009
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- Santa Joke
- Why doesn’t Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and that’s down the chimney!
- AWSmith 12/14/2008
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- Santa Joke
- Why is Santa so happy and jolly all the time??? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
- AWSmith 12/14/2008
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- How to tell when your girlfriend is horny
- How do you know when your girlfriend is horny? When you reach in her panties and it feels like your feeding a horse.
- MegaFail08 12/03/2008
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- Horny Alien
- An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him. After a wile...
- Tslice 11/18/2008
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- Hot Dog Heaven
- A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?" "Well, doc, I live in a...
- Rich0905 11/14/2008
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- mexcin shower
- what do you call a Mexican that takes a shower? A merical
- jasonfm 10/27/2008
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- Horny Music Teacher
- Why did the music teacher put the horn in her butt? She wanted to experience anal sax.
- deedadee92 09/20/2008
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- The Jewish and Chinese Pilots
- Jewish and Chinese Pilots. A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first...
- CHRISP88 09/03/2008
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- The Ole Folks Home
- The Ole Folks Home ... An Indian family was considering putting their Mooshum (grandfather) in a nursing home. All the First Nation facilities...
- CHRISP88 09/03/2008
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- funny comments during olympics
- Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: Weightlifting...
- CHRISP88 09/03/2008
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- new girlfriend
- A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to...
- CHRISP88 09/03/2008
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- DUMB BLONDES
- Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking........and the one blonde says to the other. "What do you think is farther...
- CHRISP88 08/29/2008
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- Horny Superman
- One day Superman was flying around bored and extremely horny. He happened to notice Wonder woman lying completely naked on a rooftop....
- Hawgwild 08/22/2008
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- Hungry and Horny
- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.
- djohn23 08/21/2008
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- No eye contact
- Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women? Because breasts don't have eyes!
- karbon_v12 08/04/2008
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- Prison Break
- What do you call a load of white men running down a hill? The London Marathon. What do you call a load of black men running down a hill? Prison...
- karbon_v12 08/04/2008
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- Jew and Canoe
- What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe tips!
- karbon_v12 08/04/2008
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- no hard
- ok so tonight i was with this hot chick who i have previously fucked around with. Last time we had sex, i was hard and gave her a whirling orgasm....
- frankiebeans 08/04/2008
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- Chuck Norris Facts
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's...
- karbon_v12 08/03/2008
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- Lucky Palestinian
- A businessman was walking down a street at night in Northern Ireland, when a masked gunman jumped out and yelled, "Freeze! Are you Catholic or...
- karbon_v12 08/03/2008
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- Questions answered
- How do you tell that you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows. Why are electric trains like women's...
- ghoul_69 08/01/2008
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- Two Married Buddies
- Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home...
- ghoul_69 07/03/2008
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- horny eggs
- Two eggs are boiling. a male and female. female goes, i have a crack, male goes dont tell me im hard not yet
- ILikeIt 07/03/2008
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- Why Do Women Prefer Elderly Gynecologists?
- Because they have shaky hands.
- alexisonfire04 06/16/2008
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- no need for viagra
- Why doesn't the rhino need viagra? People say its already horny enough
- sophiegirl999 05/31/2008
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- Blind Date
- Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said....
- jimmysamurai 05/26/2008
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- Abandon Ship
- A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Protestant Minister are on a cruise. Suddenly the boat begins to sink. The Protestant Minister yells, "Abandon ship!...
- jimmysamurai 05/26/2008
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- Superman Gets Horny
- One day Superman is really horny and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing on a beach naked! He gets an idea... "They've always said I'm faster than a...
- jimmysamurai 05/26/2008
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- Horny Hospital
- A beautiful swimsuit model about to undergo a minor operation is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor waiting for her doctor. A man in a white...
- 1994300ex 05/25/2008
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- Jesus and Tiger woods
- One day Jesus and Moses went out for a game of golf. They were on the 15 hole and it was a par 3 180 yards and it was an island green. So Moses...
- Xlax 05/21/2008
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