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    • Sears customer service chat fail
    • So I had to order a Christmas present for my father-in-law today.  The only store that had it is about 15 miles away.  The things I do to fuck...
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    • Keeping Your Troll in Check
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    • Diet Pills
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    • Driving Deunan crazy
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    • Boycott shylilazn NEKO
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    • Globs
    • Come, walk too the vertical precipice towering over your homes and villages. Take gulps of warm fresh air and hear the sea wind howl. Walk with...
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    • Proof McDonald's Is Run By Morons
    • I don't know why I get upset about things like this. For example, every time I drive by my local Taco Bell, I see their Drive-Thru sign lit up. I...
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    • Sexist ATM Machine Joke
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    • HIVE
    • You blossom with silver lining shining through your translucent skin. Sparkling as you float weightless above the swirling molten crystal,...
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    • This Guy Still Has a Job
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    • Unstitching
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    • Dusty Shaft
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    • Grab thy Fist
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    • Spelling Bee Error
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    • Forest Of Rain
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    • Whiskey Waves
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    • Down It
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    • Maw
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    • Splattered Loser Fluid
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    • Crashed
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    • Curb Stomped
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    • Storytime
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    • Mmmm...Leftovers
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    • Soccer Morons
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    • Douchbag of the week!
    • Let's clap it up for one Lawrence Taylor. A 13 year all - pro linebacker in the National Football League. Lawrence, what the fuck is wrong...
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    • Why are americans so fat ?
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    • O Tannenbaum!
    • It took me a while, but I finally got a twinge of a holiday spirit.  My kids were returning from a week with The Fate Worse than Death and it was...
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    • AXP is back
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    • My Meeting with Wallboy
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    • Children in bars
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    • A dilema is at hand!
    • Hi there, Mike Barrington, San Jose Office Well it looks like there's a bit of a scuffle going on in the blog section with Politics and such, but...
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    • Hangin Brohims
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    • Death to the family.
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