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- "Whisky Dick" by nustier
- So I meet this girl at a bar last weekend, and after drinking heavily for a few hours, proceed to go back to her place. Pretty awesome?...Yes. Well...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- "Diet Pills" by nustier
- Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it65533s craziness. Not every girl can look like Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Girlf-hand
- Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend,Ya know what, I'm as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Hungry Clock
- Q: What does a clock do when it's hungry?A: It goes back four seconds
- nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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- Girlf-hand
- Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend…Ya know what, I’m as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As...
- nustierleonard 05/05/2012
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- Idiot Truck Driver
- A truck driver was killed the other day at a truck stop in Georgia. He was ran over because he was on his hands and knees looking for lot lizards.
- xXxG0DSMACKxXx 04/28/2012
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- The big joke
- Ebaums world.... that is all. That is the joke..
- smithjd80 02/05/2012
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- Brazilian?!?!
- A blonde watching the news hears that 2 Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident. she cries and says "Oh my god how many is a Brazilian?"
- eastcrazy 12/29/2011
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- Job hunting for idiots
- I was out looking for a job the other day. I passed by a window with a sign that said "Help Wanted" I ran in and yelled...
- Nhalden 06/18/2011
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- So You Wanna Hear A Joke?
- Sarah Palin.
- KoolaidOnHomer 01/31/2011
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- Darwin
- A man walked into a Circle-K in Louisiana, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled...
- davymain0612 11/09/2010
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- Stoopid employee again
- The new employee stood in front of the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked. "Yes"...
- syneyed 10/30/2010
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- The Donut Joke
- One Saturday morning, a man went to a donut shop to get some food before he went fishing. He arrived at his special fishing spot with a single, huge,...
- Gods_Prototype 08/05/2010
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- What the Fuck is Wrong With Fold Music?!
- One day an idiot found his way into a club. Later, he returned home with a black eye and a broken bone. His wife asked what was wrong....
- gresh8980 11/04/2009
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- True stories of the idiots running America
- A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble! 1.I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask...
- KingJalopy 09/08/2009
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- I Want to Buy That
- A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve...
- stewie28 09/02/2009
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- Lucky Business
- Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked. "Not too good," Ted replied....
- thelegendery 08/14/2009
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- Sandwiches
- An englishman, an irish man and a scotsman were all sitting on a building site in their lunch time, the englishman says to the other two 'Urgh, ham...
- Shadow_Dawg 08/13/2009
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- Job interview in India
- Mujibar was trying to get a job in India with a large company. Near the end of his interview,, the Personnel Manager says 'Mujibar, you have passed...
- Mikemisat 07/20/2009
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- Obama Stamp
- The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who...
- bigscary 05/30/2009
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- Grandma Loves Jesus
- Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Mike, The other day I went up to our local...
- Mikemisat 05/22/2009
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- Sarah Palin's Vagina
- What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina? Only 20% of what comes out of her vagina is retarded. Oh, and...
- keyboardplaya 05/11/2009
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- Swine Flu
- It has been said that we will never have a Black President until pigs fly. Now, 100 days into Obama's Presidency: "Swine Flu"!
- davida8575 04/30/2009
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- CPU trouble
- I was having trouble with my computer so I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come...
- ondarun 04/09/2009
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- Idiot Heaven
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men...
- thelegendery 04/09/2009
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- Obama.
- What does OBAMA stand for? One Big Ass Mistake America!
- davida8575 04/06/2009
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- Sticky Keys
- Why is it that you have to press Shift five times to turn on "Sticky Keys"? There is a much easier way to do that: Give the comp to Pewee...
- davida8575 04/03/2009
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- Oogah Boogah.
- Two guys got caught by a tribe of cannibals in the jungle. the chief of the tribe came to the first guy and he said, "I give you two choices:...
- davida8575 03/29/2009
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- The Circle
- A blond had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. The truck driver motioned for her...
- milestyles55 03/24/2009
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- Quotes from 11 year-old science exams
- QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS’ SCIENCE EXAMS “Water is composed of two gins, Oxygen and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and...
- star4ucker 03/19/2009
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- Always Worse
- Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been...
- thelegendery 03/19/2009
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- Roller Coaster
- "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. "Well, I went down to Margate at the...
- thelegendery 03/18/2009
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- Marijuana Firewood
- 'Hello, Is this the Police Station?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's...
- Mikemisat 03/11/2009
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- Military Time
- A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,...
- thelegendery 03/09/2009
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- Deadly Habits
- Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker and the other was a...
- thelegendery 03/02/2009
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- Wall-Mart
- Why are there no Wall-Marts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets.
- davida8575 02/27/2009
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- heavenly quiz
- A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven. The gatekeeper of Heaven says, "Heaven is getting too full, so you have to pass this quiz to get in....
- just_joe 01/28/2009
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- Elemetary my dear idiot...
- Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours...
- DRZorderz 01/24/2009
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