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    • "Whisky Dick" by nustier
    • So I meet this girl at a bar last weekend, and after drinking heavily for a few hours, proceed to go back to her place. Pretty awesome?...Yes....
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    • "Diet Pills" by nustier
    • Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it65533s craziness. Not every girl can look like Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most...
    • nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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    • Girlf-hand
    • Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend,Ya know what, I'm as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it....
    • nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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    • Girlf-hand
    • Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend…Ya know what, I’m as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it....
    • nustierleonard 05/05/2012
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    • Idiot Truck Driver
    • A truck driver was killed the other day at a truck stop in Georgia. He was ran over because he was on his hands and knees looking for lot lizards.
    • xXxG0DSMACKxXx 04/28/2012
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    • Brazilian?!?!
    • A blonde watching the news hears that 2 Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident. she cries and says "Oh my god how many is a...
    • eastcrazy 12/29/2011
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    • idiot
    • According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory...
    • nimren 11/03/2011
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    • Job hunting for idiots
    • I was out looking for a job the other day. I passed by a window with a sign that said "Help Wanted" I ran in and yelled...
    • Nhalden 06/18/2011
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    • Darwin
    • A man walked into a Circle-K in Louisiana, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man...
    • davymain0612 11/09/2010
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    • SHIT!
    • A guy goes to the doctor and says "Hello, I would like to be castrated." "That's a life changing operation." says the doctor...
    • syneyed 10/31/2010
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    • Stoopid employee again
    • The new employee stood in front of the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked....
    • syneyed 10/30/2010
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    • The Donut Joke
    • One Saturday morning, a man went to a donut shop to get some food before he went fishing. He arrived at his special fishing spot with a single,...
    • Gods_Prototype 08/05/2010
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    • I Want to Buy That
    • A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve...
    • stewie28 09/02/2009
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    • Lucky Business
    • Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked. "Not too good," Ted replied....
    • thelegendery 08/14/2009
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    • Sandwiches
    • An englishman, an irish man and a scotsman were all sitting on a building site in their lunch time, the englishman says to the other two 'Urgh,...
    • Shadow_Dawg 08/13/2009
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    • Job interview in India
    • Mujibar was trying to get a job in India with a large company. Near the end of his interview,, the Personnel Manager says 'Mujibar, you have...
    • Mikemisat 07/20/2009
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    • Obama Stamp
    • The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who...
    • bigscary 05/30/2009
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    • Grandma Loves Jesus
    • Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Mike, The other day I went up to our local...
    • Mikemisat 05/22/2009
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    • Sarah Palin's Vagina
    • What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina? Only 20% of what comes out of her vagina is retarded. Oh, and...
    • keyboardplaya 05/11/2009
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    • Swine Flu
    • It has been said that we will never have a Black President until pigs fly. Now, 100 days into Obama's Presidency: "Swine Flu"!
    • davida8575 04/30/2009
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    • CPU trouble
    • I was having trouble with my computer so I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to...
    • ondarun 04/09/2009
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    • Idiot Heaven
    • Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three...
    • thelegendery 04/09/2009
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    • Obama.
    • What does OBAMA stand for? One Big Ass Mistake America!
    • davida8575 04/06/2009
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    • Sticky Keys
    • Why is it that you have to press Shift five times to turn on "Sticky Keys"? There is a much easier way to do that: Give the comp to...
    • davida8575 04/03/2009
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    • Oogah Boogah.
    • Two guys got caught by a tribe of cannibals in the jungle. the chief of the tribe came to the first guy and he said, "I give you two...
    • davida8575 03/29/2009
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    • The Circle
    • A blond had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. The truck driver motioned for...
    • milestyles55 03/24/2009
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    • Always Worse
    • Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have...
    • thelegendery 03/19/2009
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    • Roller Coaster
    • "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. "Well, I went down to Margate at...
    • thelegendery 03/18/2009
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    • Marijuana Firewood
    • 'Hello, Is this the Police Station?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's...
    • Mikemisat 03/11/2009
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    • Military Time
    • A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely...
    • thelegendery 03/09/2009
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    • Deadly Habits
    • Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker and the other was...
    • thelegendery 03/02/2009
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    • heavenly quiz
    • A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven. The gatekeeper of Heaven says, "Heaven is getting too full, so you have to pass this quiz to get...
    • just_joe 01/28/2009
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    • Elemetary my dear idiot...
    • Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some...
    • DRZorderz 01/24/2009
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