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    • MAGIC MUSHROOMS

    • I took them one time. I apparently had way too many. I was walking around outside. I ended up wandering into a Best Buy because I thought it was...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • HOUSE BREAKING

    • If I ever heard someone breaking into my house, I would just try to pretend like I was also breaking into my house. Oh, and we would laugh about...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
      • 324 Views
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    • Man goes into Confession

    • Man goes into Confession. "Father Im a sinner I have thoughts of kissing the Nuns" Priest: "Its okay just dont get into the...
    • TheDjayAnas
      Uploaded 08/18/2011
      • 917 Views
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    • A pirate walks into a bar..

    • A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle. The bar tender asks "Whats with the steering wheel?", the pirate says "Arrrr...
    • HudsonTL
      Uploaded 07/29/2011
      • 2.6k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Cigarettes and Tampons

    • A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He...
    • pappas21
      Uploaded 06/29/2011
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Call Girl

    • I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when...
    • pappas21
      Uploaded 06/29/2011
      • 2k Views
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    • Jew

    • What happens to a Jew when he walks into a wall with a boner?? He breaks his nose.
    • murcked
      Uploaded 04/27/2011
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    • Walkin' into a bar joke.

    • So this guy walks into a bar and has a few drinks, a few too many.... He gets his ass beat later that night for being a belligerent asshole.
    • Disease119
      Uploaded 04/21/2011
      • 420 Views
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    • Poor guy

    • A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed....
    • BigBerto93
      Uploaded 11/12/2010
      • 1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • 2 Rednecks

    • Two rednecks walk into a bar. They proceed to walk up to the bartender. Bartender looks at them both and says "what'll it be?" The...
    • syneyed
      Uploaded 10/04/2010
      • 1k Views
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    • A Duck Walks Into A Bar

    • A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman...
    • samiall
      Uploaded 05/11/2010
      • 1.8k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • A panda walks into a bar...

    • A panda walks into a bar and orders some food, after he's done eating he shoots the bartender and starts leaving. "Hey, you can't do...
    • heeyoh386
      Uploaded 07/30/2009
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      • 4 Comments
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    • Three Guys Walk into a Bar

    • Three guys walk into a bar and start masturbating vigorously, the bartender approaches them and asks them what they are doing, one replies,...
    • ry4n7
      Uploaded 06/29/2009
      • 2.7k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Pirate Walks Into A Bar

    • So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Confused, the bartender asks “Hey bud, why do you have a steering wheel in...
    • Vampire476
      Uploaded 06/20/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • When Pigs Fly

    • Many said we would have a black President when pigs fly... Here we are 100 days into Obama's Presidency and swine flu.
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 04/30/2009
      • 2.8k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • guy walks into a bar joke

    • A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "All right, I'll let ya stay---but don't start nuthin."
    • duke20010
      Uploaded 12/16/2008
      • 573 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Donating Sperm

    • A man walks into a sperm bank and declares I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation. The nurse gives him a sealed cup...
    • GoneAway
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Three ducks walk into a bar.

    • 'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck. 'Huey,' was the reply. 'How's your day been, Huey?' 'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball....
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 10/25/2008
      • 1.4k Views
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    • Walk Into A Bar

    • An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three...
    • Eastside_Dave
      Uploaded 10/02/2008
      • 753 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Horse Walks Into A Bar

    • Horse Walks Into A Bar, The Bar Man Turns Around And Says Jokingly, "Ha Why The Long Face". Horse Turns Around And Says "My...
    • toniabest
      Uploaded 09/08/2008
      • 995 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • building

    • 3 blondes walk into a building surely 1 of them would have noticed
    • myguy123
      Uploaded 08/03/2008
      • 450 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • A guy walks into a bar

    • a guy walks into a bar. standing there are two beautiful women, he knows he could never have. he orders himself a drink, but the two women are...
    • wadageek
      Uploaded 08/02/2008
      • 789 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Break Into The House

    • A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/12/2008
      • 367 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Two Guys Bump Into Eachother

    • Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. The old timer says to the young...
    • Zlima
      Uploaded 06/25/2008
      • 790 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • True story made into a joke.

    • One day while a little boy was at daycare and was playing with all his other friends when, he happened to notice one of the baby girls being...
    • Julien
      Uploaded 05/16/2008
      • 817 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Four guys walk into a bar

    • Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left. One guy says "Lets flip for it" But...
    • pezoket
      Uploaded 04/08/2008
      • 2.6k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Some kind of joke

    • A pastor, a rabbi, and a priest walk into bar and sit down. Shortly after, A duck and a horse walk into the bar and stand in the corner. Then...
    • taylorstone2003
      Uploaded 03/04/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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