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    • MAGIC MUSHROOMS
    • I took them one time. I apparently had way too many. I was walking around outside. I ended up wandering into a Best Buy because I thought it was...
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    • HOUSE BREAKING
    • If I ever heard someone breaking into my house, I would just try to pretend like I was also breaking into my house. Oh, and we would laugh about...
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    • A pirate walks into a bar..
    • A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle. The bar tender asks "Whats with the steering wheel?", the pirate says "Arrrr...
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    • Cigarettes and Tampons
    • A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He...
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    • Call Girl
    • I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when...
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    • Jew
    • What happens to a Jew when he walks into a wall with a boner?? He breaks his nose.
    • murcked 04/27/2011
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    • Walkin' into a bar joke.
    • So this guy walks into a bar and has a few drinks, a few too many.... He gets his ass beat later that night for being a belligerent asshole.
    • Disease119 04/21/2011
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    • Poor guy
    • A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed....
    • BigBerto93 11/12/2010
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    • 2 Rednecks
    • Two rednecks walk into a bar. They proceed to walk up to the bartender. Bartender looks at them both and says "what'll it be?" The...
    • syneyed 10/04/2010
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    • A panda walks into a bar...
    • A panda walks into a bar and orders some food, after he's done eating he shoots the bartender and starts leaving. "Hey, you can't do...
    • heeyoh386 07/30/2009
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    • Three Guys Walk into a Bar
    • Three guys walk into a bar and start masturbating vigorously, the bartender approaches them and asks them what they are doing, one replies,...
    • ry4n7 06/29/2009
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    • Pirate Walks Into A Bar
    • So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Confused, the bartender asks “Hey bud, why do you have a steering wheel in...
    • Vampire476 06/20/2009
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    • When Pigs Fly
    • Many said we would have a black President when pigs fly... Here we are 100 days into Obama's Presidency and swine flu.
    • saneenough 04/30/2009
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    • guy walks into a bar joke
    • A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "All right, I'll let ya stay---but don't start nuthin."
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    • Donating Sperm
    • A man walks into a sperm bank and declares I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation. The nurse gives him a sealed cup...
    • GoneAway 12/15/2008
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    • Walk Into A Bar
    • An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three...
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    • Horse Walks Into A Bar
    • Horse Walks Into A Bar, The Bar Man Turns Around And Says Jokingly, "Ha Why The Long Face". Horse Turns Around And Says "My...
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    • building
    • 3 blondes walk into a building surely 1 of them would have noticed
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    • A guy walks into a bar
    • a guy walks into a bar. standing there are two beautiful women, he knows he could never have. he orders himself a drink, but the two women are...
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    • Break Into The House
    • A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your...
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    • Two Guys Bump Into Eachother
    • Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. The old timer says to the young...
    • Zlima 06/25/2008
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    • True story made into a joke.
    • One day while a little boy was at daycare and was playing with all his other friends when, he happened to notice one of the baby girls being...
    • Julien 05/16/2008
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    • Four guys walk into a bar
    • Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left. One guy says "Lets flip for it" But...
    • pezoket 04/08/2008
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    • Some kind of joke
    • A pastor, a rabbi, and a priest walk into bar and sit down. Shortly after, A duck and a horse walk into the bar and stand in the corner. Then...
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