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- A 4 Guys Walks Into A Bar - Christian, Jew, Muslim and Mormon
- The bartender looks up, and then looks at customers and says, "Get the fu*k out!"
- mateusos 06/16/2013
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- MAGIC MUSHROOMS
- I took them one time. I apparently had way too many. I was walking around outside. I ended up wandering into a Best Buy because I thought it was the...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- HOUSE BREAKING
- If I ever heard someone breaking into my house, I would just try to pretend like I was also breaking into my house. Oh, and we would laugh about that...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- Man goes into Confession
- Man goes into Confession. "Father Im a sinner I have thoughts of kissing the Nuns" Priest: "Its okay just dont get into the habit"
- TheDjayAnas 08/18/2011
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- A pirate walks into a bar..
- A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle. The bar tender asks "Whats with the steering wheel?", the pirate says "Arrrr its...
- HudsonTL 07/29/2011
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- Cigarettes and Tampons
- A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Walkin' into a bar joke.
- So this guy walks into a bar and has a few drinks, a few too many.... He gets his ass beat later that night for being a belligerent asshole.
- Disease119 04/21/2011
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- A guy walks into a bar...funny
- A guy walks into a bar... and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had...
- chris13726 01/28/2011
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- Poor guy
- A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He...
- BigBerto93 11/12/2010
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- 2 Rednecks
- Two rednecks walk into a bar. They proceed to walk up to the bartender. Bartender looks at them both and says "what'll it be?" The first...
- syneyed 10/04/2010
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- A Duck Walks Into A Bar
- A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says:...
- samiall 05/11/2010
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- Horse walks into a bar
- A horse walks into the bar. And the bartender asks him. Why the long face?
- YaJewBag 02/06/2010
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- A panda walks into a bar...
- A panda walks into a bar and orders some food, after he's done eating he shoots the bartender and starts leaving. "Hey, you can't do...
- heeyoh386 07/30/2009
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- Three Guys Walk into a Bar
- Three guys walk into a bar and start masturbating vigorously, the bartender approaches them and asks them what they are doing, one replies, "the...
- ry4n7 06/29/2009
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- Pirate Walks Into A Bar
- So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Confused, the bartender asks “Hey bud, why do you have a steering wheel in your...
- Vampire476 06/20/2009
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- When Pigs Fly
- Many said we would have a black President when pigs fly... Here we are 100 days into Obama's Presidency and swine flu.
- saneenough 04/30/2009
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- Into a bar
- Two rednecks walk into a bar.... A fight breaks out
- littleguy89 01/01/2009
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- guy walks into a bar joke
- A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "All right, I'll let ya stay---but don't start nuthin."
- duke20010 12/16/2008
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- Donating Sperm
- A man walks into a sperm bank and declares I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation. The nurse gives him a sealed cup and...
- GoneAway 12/15/2008
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- Three ducks walk into a bar.
- 'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck. 'Huey,' was the reply. 'How's your day been, Huey?' 'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been...
- DarthTolkien 10/25/2008
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- Walk Into A Bar
- An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social...
- Eastside_Dave 10/02/2008
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- Horse Walks Into A Bar
- Horse Walks Into A Bar, The Bar Man Turns Around And Says Jokingly, "Ha Why The Long Face". Horse Turns Around And Says "My Wife...
- toniabest 09/08/2008
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- A guy walks into a bar
- a guy walks into a bar. standing there are two beautiful women, he knows he could never have. he orders himself a drink, but the two women are...
- wadageek 08/02/2008
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- Break Into The House
- A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/12/2008
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- Two Guys Bump Into Eachother
- Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. The old timer says to the young...
- Zlima 06/25/2008
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- True story made into a joke.
- One day while a little boy was at daycare and was playing with all his other friends when, he happened to notice one of the baby girls being...
- Julien 05/16/2008
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- Four guys walk into a bar
- Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left. One guy says "Lets flip for it" But another...
- pezoket 04/08/2008
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- Some kind of joke
- A pastor, a rabbi, and a priest walk into bar and sit down. Shortly after, A duck and a horse walk into the bar and stand in the corner. Then Michael...
- taylorstone2003 03/04/2008
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- two blondes walk into a bar
- two blondes walk into a bar, you think they would have seen it coming
- damentedmined 02/13/2008
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- two arabs walk into a bar
- two arabs walk into a bar, no one walks out
- damentedmined 02/13/2008
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