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    • Doctor's Sample

    • A man goes to the Doctor complaining of a possible hemorroid and the Doctor says "Okay I need a urine sample, a stool sample, a semen sample, a...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/10/2012
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    • Jesus Joke

    • Last night I dreamed I invented a time machine and went back in time to see Jesus. I asked him, "Can you speak French?" He said,...
    • FlameHorse
      Uploaded 01/19/2012
      • 428 Views
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    • Jesus is Watching You

    • A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his...
    • lacrosse22
      Uploaded 12/28/2011
      • 610 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Yo momma

    • Your momma is so ugly, when she died and went to heaven, Jesus sent her back to earth
    • dieseltheabn
      Uploaded 09/07/2011
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    • Hockey joke

    • How come Jesus doesn't play hockey? Because he doesn't like getting nailed to the boards!
    • kreepazoid
      Uploaded 08/30/2011
      • 327 Views
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    • jesus is watching you

    • A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his...
    • itsbriand_bitch
      Uploaded 03/27/2011
      • 525 Views
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    • Religious Joke

    • I asked God, "How long is a million years to you?" He said "one second". Then I asked, "How much is a million dollars to...
    • brandex2000
      Uploaded 01/26/2011
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    • Tricking a Nun

    • A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
    • BigSexy1174
      Uploaded 11/27/2010
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    • Amen

    • The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell...
    • MobileHomie
      Uploaded 10/13/2010
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    • Sleeping in Church

    • Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and...
    • showmaster94
      Uploaded 08/13/2010
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      • 3 Comments
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    • Jesus Plan to save mankind

    • Jesus was in heaven crying for mankind’s self-destructive ways, when the 12 apostles came, and started to cheer him up, when Peter asked Jesus,...
    • rizo020
      Uploaded 12/13/2009
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      • 8 Comments
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    • A long drive.

    • Moses, Jesus, and a bearded old man are playing golf. Moses drives a long one, which lands on the fairway but rolls directly towards the pond....
    • Drake2s
      Uploaded 11/04/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • A muslim goes to heaven...

    • A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Muhammad....
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 10/26/2009
      • 3.8k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • Moses and Jesus Playing Golf

    • It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his...
    • BrandonAR
      Uploaded 08/09/2009
      • 6.8k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • jesus

    • so there's this man who loves his cows very much, a pastor is going around the neighborhood looking for dicsiples.. and he ends up and the mans...
    • pepepepe
      Uploaded 07/08/2009
      • 853 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • A Letter From Grandma

    • Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to...
    • misfit44
      Uploaded 06/11/2009
      • 4.9k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • jesus is it me

    • its the last supper so all of the desilpps come together with jesus.... so jesus tells them one of yous are going to betrade me.... so paul stood...
    • phia1234
      Uploaded 06/08/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Grandma Loves Jesus

    • Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Mike, The other day I went up to our local...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 05/22/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • Innkeeper

    • There's this huge inn in the middle of nowhere. The guy inside is having another slow night as usual. Suddenly Jesus walks and says "I...
    • rhino923
      Uploaded 05/12/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 15 Comments
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    • The haircut

    • A young boy had just received his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 05/07/2009
      • 2.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • honk if you love Jesus

    • The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back...
    • idontwannakno
      Uploaded 05/01/2009
      • 980 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The Easter Game

    • The Good Friday Game [Jesus has entered the game] [Satan has entered the game] Server admin: God Satan: Oh Hai Jesus: lol hi ...Satan...
    • crackabone
      Uploaded 04/10/2009
      • 979 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jesus Is Watching You

    • A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." Startled, he asks, "Who said that?" Again,...
    • chrison426
      Uploaded 04/04/2009
      • 2.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Priest Sipping Vodka

    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/18/2009
      • 1.9k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Oldie but goodie

    • Q: Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? A: He got tired of getting nailed to the boards.
    • koighok
      Uploaded 03/05/2009
      • 982 Views
      • 11 Comments
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    • Finding Jesus

    • Finding Jesus A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 02/25/2009
      • 380 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • naming jesus

    • The three wise men visit Joseph and Mary in the stable to see the newborn son. One extremely tall wise man hits his head on the door frame and...
    • just_joe
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 476 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Baptizing A Drunk

    • A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks...
    • Mapuche38
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
      • 900 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • A muslim goes heaven.

    • Abraham dies and goes to heaven where he meets St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter welcomes him to heaven but Abraham who is a muslim seems to be...
    • BelieveInDreams
      Uploaded 01/02/2009
      • 2.8k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Jesus

    • The three wise men visit Joseph and Mary in the stable to see the newborn son. One extremely tall wise man hits his head on the door frame and...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/27/2008
      • 605 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Jesus and Moses

    • Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach when Moses says, "You know what? I'm going to try and part the ocean again." He throws his...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/27/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Wrong Wrapping Paper

    • I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was...
    • nate800
      Uploaded 12/19/2008
      • 699 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • A Chat With Jesus

    • Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka martini along with a quiet conversation...
    • vampdyer
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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