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- Doctor's Sample
- A man goes to the Doctor complaining of a possible hemorroid and the Doctor says "Okay I need a urine sample, a stool sample, a semen sample, a blood...
- nustierleonard 05/10/2012
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- Why are black guy's palms and the bottom of their feet white
- They were assuming the position when God spray painted them.
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Jesus Joke
- Last night I dreamed I invented a time machine and went back in time to see Jesus. I asked him, "Can you speak French?" He said,...
- FlameHorse 01/19/2012
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- Jesus is Watching You
- A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his...
- lacrosse22 12/28/2011
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- Yo momma
- Your momma is so ugly, when she died and went to heaven, Jesus sent her back to earth
- dieseltheabn 09/07/2011
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- Hockey joke
- How come Jesus doesn't play hockey? Because he doesn't like getting nailed to the boards!
- kreepazoid 08/30/2011
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- Difference between Jesus Christ and a prostitute
- Whats the difference between Jesus Christ and a prostitute? The look on their face as they get nailed
- CommandoDan 08/27/2011
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- jesus is watching you
- A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his...
- itsbriand_bitch 03/27/2011
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- Religious Joke
- I asked God, "How long is a million years to you?" He said "one second". Then I asked, "How much is a million dollars to...
- brandex2000 01/26/2011
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- jesus amd chuck norris
- Sure Jesus can walk on water but CHUCK NORRIS can walk on Jesus!!!
- 12stonefilms 12/03/2010
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- Tricking a Nun
- A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
- BigSexy1174 11/27/2010
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- Amen
- The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him...
- MobileHomie 10/13/2010
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- Sleeping in Church
- Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks...
- showmaster94 08/13/2010
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- Jesus Plan to save mankind
- Jesus was in heaven crying for mankind’s self-destructive ways, when the 12 apostles came, and started to cheer him up, when Peter asked Jesus,...
- rizo020 12/13/2009
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- A long drive.
- Moses, Jesus, and a bearded old man are playing golf. Moses drives a long one, which lands on the fairway but rolls directly towards the pond. Moses...
- Drake2s 11/04/2009
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- A muslim goes to heaven...
- A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Muhammad....
- yuri_vaultin 10/26/2009
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- jewish jess
- What do you call the Jesus that stayed Jewish? Jewsus
- sophiegirl999 10/19/2009
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- Another Offensive Jesus Joke
- Q: Why doesn't Jesus walk on water anymore? A: His feet leak.
- Dionysos_Pint 10/05/2009
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- offensive jesus joke
- Jesus walks into a hotel and throws 4 nails on the counter and says , can you put me up for the night
- guinness13494 10/04/2009
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- Hitler trying to get into heaven
- Hitler walks up to the Pearly Gates and says to St Peter, "I'd like to come in." St Peter: "Not likely!" Hitler: I've...
- guinness13494 10/03/2009
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- Moses and Jesus Playing Golf
- It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his...
- BrandonAR 08/09/2009
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- Proof of Jesus Heritage
- THERE WERE 3 GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK: 1. HE CALLED EVERYONE BROTHER 2. HE LIKED...
- Ihazadream 07/09/2009
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- A Letter From Grandma
- Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our...
- misfit44 06/11/2009
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- jesus is it me
- its the last supper so all of the desilpps come together with jesus.... so jesus tells them one of yous are going to betrade me.... so paul stood up...
- phia1234 06/08/2009
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- Grandma Loves Jesus
- Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Mike, The other day I went up to our local...
- Mikemisat 05/22/2009
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- The haircut
- A young boy had just received his driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal...
- DarthTolkien 05/07/2009
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- honk if you love Jesus
- The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back...
- idontwannakno 05/01/2009
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- The Easter Game
- The Good Friday Game [Jesus has entered the game] [Satan has entered the game] Server admin: God Satan: Oh Hai Jesus: lol hi ...Satan launches...
- crackabone 04/10/2009
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- Jesus Is Watching You
- A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." Startled, he asks, "Who said that?" Again, the...
- chrison426 04/04/2009
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- Priest Sipping Vodka
- A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/18/2009
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- Oldie but goodie
- Q: Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? A: He got tired of getting nailed to the boards.
- koighok 03/05/2009
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- Finding Jesus
- Finding Jesus A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand...
- yuri_vaultin 02/25/2009
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- naming jesus
- The three wise men visit Joseph and Mary in the stable to see the newborn son. One extremely tall wise man hits his head on the door frame and...
- just_joe 01/28/2009
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- Baptizing A Drunk
- A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks...
- Mapuche38 01/26/2009
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- A muslim goes heaven.
- Abraham dies and goes to heaven where he meets St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter welcomes him to heaven but Abraham who is a muslim seems to be to...
- BelieveInDreams 01/02/2009
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- Jesus
- The three wise men visit Joseph and Mary in the stable to see the newborn son. One extremely tall wise man hits his head on the door frame and...
- DarthTolkien 12/27/2008
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- Jesus and Moses
- Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach when Moses says, "You know what? I'm going to try and part the ocean again." He throws his...
- DarthTolkien 12/27/2008
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- Wrong Wrapping Paper
- I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway...
- nate800 12/19/2008
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