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    • Proof Jesus was....
    • ...Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his...
    • Starkweather 12/09/2008
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    • Lie Clock
    • A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,...
    • aimeelee143 12/04/2008
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    • Jesus Saves
    • Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days and God...
    • gorkof44 12/02/2008
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    • Jesus Dinner Parties
    • Q: Why doesn’t Jesus Christ attend dinner parties? A: He said the one before was his last supper because he’d only end up getting hammered...
    • Apsitis 11/29/2008
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    • Jesus and Satan
    • Jesus and Satan were at their computers, writing reports and doing spreadsheets, when all of a sudden, lightning flashed and thunder rolled, and...
    • Boombob 11/27/2008
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    • Alive!
    • Jesus was my co-pilot, that was until we crashed into a mountain range and I had to eat him. I was rescued hours later and we were only there for...
    • bobbyeatsshit 11/01/2008
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    • doctor visit
    • A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"The mother says,...
    • plattman92 10/31/2008
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    • When hell freezes over
    • Olli was a bad person his whole life and then one day he died and went to hell. When Olli gets to hell the devil cranks up the heat a little...
    • 5hockeychick7 10/26/2008
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    • Jesus Is Watching
    • While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say, “Jesus is watching you.” To his relief, he realizes it is just a parrot mimicking...
    • stephenpierce15 10/23/2008
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    • Drunken Batism
    • A drunk is stumbling through the woods when he happens upon a preacher baptising Christians in the river. He stumbles down to the water's edge...
    • Ragoy 10/19/2008
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    • Golfing Jesus
    • So a priest and Jesus are playing golf, and Jesus is hitting from the fairway. The priest suggested that Jesus use his 5 iron, but Jesus replied...
    • mikeymike523 10/14/2008
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    • Holy Golf
    • Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up...
    • Ty_Kane 09/29/2008
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    • Close Call
    • One day a little boy's dog dies, and he asks his father why the dogs legs are sticking up in the air. Thinking quickly the father replies...
    • vegsammich 09/27/2008
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    • A Good ole Christian Joke
    • True story Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed a new robe. After looking around for a while, He saw a...
    • Killaz_Inc 09/25/2008
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    • Signs for Prostitution
    • Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00." A policeman...
    • djohn23 09/24/2008
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    • Still In There?
    • A Sunday School teacher wanted to make sure his class understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he...
    • Shadeofdespair 09/18/2008
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    • Hockey Jesus
    • Why did jesus stop playing hockey? Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
    • folkypie 09/12/2008
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    • jesus and moses
    • A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark,...
    • qazwsxedc1 09/05/2008
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    • Jesus Meets His Dad
    • Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he...
    • mynameisnobody 09/03/2008
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    • The preacher is dying
    • An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they...
    • djohn23 08/26/2008
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    • Get a haircut
    • A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!". The boy replies "But...
    • mynameisnobody 08/26/2008
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    • Poke me
    • A girl called jess keeps falling asleep in class one day the teacher comes up 2 her and goes JESSICA, TELL ME WHO DIED ON THE CROSS jess is...
    • mlinky 08/10/2008
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    • Sunday School
    • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • lord_carl 08/03/2008
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    • biblical pets
    • While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say, “Jesus is watching you.” To his relief, he realizes it is just a parrot mimicking...
    • thejames13 07/29/2008
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    • holy lands its jesus
    • so a man take his mom to the holy lands and she dies and the guy at the funeral home tells him "if you want i can bury her here in the holy...
    • ismelllikeass 07/25/2008
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    • Burglar
    • A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He...
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/19/2008
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    • Asleep in Church
    • A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a...
    • fiveonefiveoh 07/16/2008
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    • Without Sin
    • Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked. "This woman...
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/14/2008
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    • Long Hair
    • Jason, just turning 17, asks his dad if he can have a car. His dad says, "Yes, but first you have to get your grades up, read your Bible and...
    • heyyyfalcooone 07/10/2008
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    • Jesus in Mexico
    • Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
    • BIC1559 07/04/2008
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    • Irish Priest
    • An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's...
    • fiveonefiveoh 07/01/2008
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    • Pope Jokes!!!!
    • How many popes does it take to screw in a lightbulb..??? 1 Cuz theirs no more then that at one time!!!!!
    • diablo345 06/16/2008
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    • Golf
    • Moses, Jesus and an old man were out golfing one day. Moses drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into a water hazard. So he parted the...
    • mangwow 06/11/2008
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    • Jesus Drunk
    • 'A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''''I''m Jesus Christ.'''' The first priest says, ''''No,...
    • lameexcuse17 05/31/2008
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    • Jesus Plays Golf
    • Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up...
    • jimmysamurai 05/24/2008
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