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    • Proof Jesus was....

    • ...Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his...
    • Starkweather
      Uploaded 12/09/2008
      • 507 Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • Lie Clock

    • A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,...
    • aimeelee143
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
      • 592 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jesus Saves

    • Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days and God...
    • gorkof44
      Uploaded 12/02/2008
      • 4.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Jesus Dinner Parties

    • Q: Why doesn’t Jesus Christ attend dinner parties? A: He said the one before was his last supper because he’d only end up getting hammered...
    • Apsitis
      Uploaded 11/29/2008
      • 703 Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jesus and Satan

    • Jesus and Satan were at their computers, writing reports and doing spreadsheets, when all of a sudden, lightning flashed and thunder rolled, and...
    • Boombob
      Uploaded 11/27/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Alive!

    • Jesus was my co-pilot, that was until we crashed into a mountain range and I had to eat him. I was rescued hours later and we were only there for...
    • bobbyeatsshit
      Uploaded 11/01/2008
      • 492 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • doctor visit

    • A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"The mother says,...
    • plattman92
      Uploaded 10/31/2008
      • 455 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • When hell freezes over

    • Olli was a bad person his whole life and then one day he died and went to hell. When Olli gets to hell the devil cranks up the heat a little...
    • 5hockeychick7
      Uploaded 10/26/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Jesus Is Watching

    • While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say, Jesus is watching you. To his relief, he realizes it is just a parrot mimicking...
    • stephenpierce15
      Uploaded 10/23/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunken Batism

    • A drunk is stumbling through the woods when he happens upon a preacher baptising Christians in the river. He stumbles down to the water's edge...
    • Ragoy
      Uploaded 10/19/2008
      • 808 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Golfing Jesus

    • So a priest and Jesus are playing golf, and Jesus is hitting from the fairway. The priest suggested that Jesus use his 5 iron, but Jesus replied...
    • mikeymike523
      Uploaded 10/14/2008
      • 915 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Holy Golf

    • Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up...
    • Ty_Kane
      Uploaded 09/29/2008
      • 586 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Close Call

    • One day a little boy's dog dies, and he asks his father why the dogs legs are sticking up in the air. Thinking quickly the father replies...
    • vegsammich
      Uploaded 09/27/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Good ole Christian Joke

    • True story Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed a new robe. After looking around for a while, He saw a...
    • Killaz_Inc
      Uploaded 09/25/2008
      • 644 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Signs for Prostitution

    • Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00." A policeman...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 09/24/2008
      • 910 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Still In There?

    • A Sunday School teacher wanted to make sure his class understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he...
    • Shadeofdespair
      Uploaded 09/18/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hockey Jesus

    • Why did jesus stop playing hockey? Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
    • folkypie
      Uploaded 09/12/2008
      • 756 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • jesus and moses

    • A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark,...
    • qazwsxedc1
      Uploaded 09/05/2008
      • 683 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jesus Meets His Dad

    • Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he...
    • mynameisnobody
      Uploaded 09/03/2008
      • 506 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The preacher is dying

    • An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/26/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Get a haircut

    • A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!". The boy replies "But...
    • mynameisnobody
      Uploaded 08/26/2008
      • 819 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Poke me

    • A girl called jess keeps falling asleep in class one day the teacher comes up 2 her and goes JESSICA, TELL ME WHO DIED ON THE CROSS jess is...
    • mlinky
      Uploaded 08/10/2008
      • 6k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sunday School

    • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • lord_carl
      Uploaded 08/03/2008
      • 667 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • biblical pets

    • While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say, Jesus is watching you. To his relief, he realizes it is just a parrot mimicking...
    • thejames13
      Uploaded 07/29/2008
      • 540 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • holy lands its jesus

    • so a man take his mom to the holy lands and she dies and the guy at the funeral home tells him "if you want i can bury her here in the holy...
    • ismelllikeass
      Uploaded 07/25/2008
      • 512 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Burglar

    • A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/19/2008
      • 432 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Asleep in Church

    • A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a...
    • fiveonefiveoh
      Uploaded 07/16/2008
      • 574 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Without Sin

    • Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked. "This woman...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/14/2008
      • 415 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Long Hair

    • Jason, just turning 17, asks his dad if he can have a car. His dad says, "Yes, but first you have to get your grades up, read your Bible and...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/10/2008
      • 484 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Jesus in Mexico

    • Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 07/04/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Irish Priest

    • An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's...
    • fiveonefiveoh
      Uploaded 07/01/2008
      • 2.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A burglar is in big trouble

    • A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice...
    • JackHammer_MFZB
      Uploaded 06/21/2008
      • 421 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pope Jokes!!!!

    • How many popes does it take to screw in a lightbulb..??? 1 Cuz theirs no more then that at one time!!!!!
    • diablo345
      Uploaded 06/16/2008
      • 794 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Golf

    • Moses, Jesus and an old man were out golfing one day. Moses drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into a water hazard. So he parted the...
    • mangwow
      Uploaded 06/11/2008
      • 453 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jesus Drunk

    • 'A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''''I''m Jesus Christ.'''' The first priest says, ''''No,...
    • lameexcuse17
      Uploaded 05/31/2008
      • 699 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jesus Plays Golf

    • Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up...
    • jimmysamurai
      Uploaded 05/24/2008
      • 10k Views
      • 27 Comments
      • 5 Favorites
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