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    • F In Math

    • Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. Why? asks the father. The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’...
    • KojaStilez
      Uploaded 06/21/2012
      • 563 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Whoopsie

    • A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place...
    • deathwish01b
      Uploaded 06/12/2012
      • 486 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Penile Delinquent

    • A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 06/09/2012
      • 542 Views
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    • Learning fast

    • I was teaching my son some personal hygiene, and him the 3 steps when taking a pee: 1/ pull the foreskin back 2/ pee 3/ push the foreskin...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/27/2012
      • 276 Views
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    • Pumping Dad up

    • A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
      • 155 Views
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    • The Funny Stuff Kids Say

    • Leave it to kids to share their writing skills & thought process. 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.. (Kelly,...
    • JamesForce
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
      • 185 Views
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    • Harry in the first grade

    • A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry...
    • fistingu
      Uploaded 03/06/2012
      • 139 Views
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    • Girlfriend gets her mind blown

    • I pulled out the gnarliest booger out of my nose and my gf said "NASTY! So what are you doing to do with that now?" and I said...
    • smithjd80
      Uploaded 02/05/2012
      • 399 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Two Kids

    • Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
    • looneytunes123
      Uploaded 11/05/2011
      • 370 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • WALMART GREETER

    • So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,...
    • bigewalksalone
      Uploaded 09/27/2011
      • 2.8k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • dog joke

    • What do you call a dog with a fever.....? A Hot Dog
    • JayMysize
      Uploaded 09/07/2011
      • 230 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Police Speeding FUNNY

    • Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the...
    • BadMrFroster
      Uploaded 08/24/2011
      • 907 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Spaghetti On Back LOL

    • For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to...
    • BadMrFroster
      Uploaded 08/24/2011
      • 2.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Happy Birthday LOL

    • Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant...
    • BadMrFroster
      Uploaded 08/24/2011
      • 3.4k Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • sex position

    • What Sex Position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your Parents
    • nuntuffer
      Uploaded 05/17/2011
      • 710 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Definitely

    • A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The...
    • williebe93
      Uploaded 05/10/2011
      • 453 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Chiken Joke

    • Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ? Why Not ?
    • MeGuy73
      Uploaded 02/20/2011
      • 700 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • old classic

    • What did the teacher say to the student who peed himself? URINE TROUBLE!!!
    • INTERNETMUNCH
      Uploaded 02/11/2011
      • 881 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Third Child

    • Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband...
    • Marine13
      Uploaded 02/08/2011
      • 1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • In The Classroom

    • A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the...
    • ace18400
      Uploaded 01/19/2011
      • 551 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dino-Flow

    • Q: What do you call a hip-hop dinosaur? A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5zInpRBLDI
    • PPJokes
      Uploaded 01/10/2011
      • 418 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Innocent Youth

    • One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight. The man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a...
    • reablove02
      Uploaded 01/01/2011
      • 765 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • the bike

    • A 13 year old boy came home all happy. His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?" "Oh i had sex with my...
    • sexydude001
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 477 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Our Kids

    • We want to make the world a safe place for our kids, but not our kids kids, because we don't want our kids having sex.
    • jiggersnot
      Uploaded 12/28/2010
      • 793 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Vaseline Research

    • A man doing market research knocked on a door. He was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says,...
    • Marine13
      Uploaded 11/01/2010
      • 664 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • to many kids

    • One day 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor After a while, the doctor came out and said Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith are you...
    • itsbriand_bitch
      Uploaded 07/07/2010
      • 1.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Interview With The Shepherd

    • TV reporter was told to make an interview with a shepherd for a childern's show. He asks the man how his typycal day looks like. "I get...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/31/2010
      • 1.8k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blind Man and nine kids

    • A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 02/15/2010
      • 2k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Discipline

    • The problem is that kids today think their opinions matter. By not beating your kids, they get a skewed perspective of reality where they start...
    • vashfire87
      Uploaded 01/20/2010
      • 2.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Productive Salesmanship

    • The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 12/16/2009
      • 993 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • REALLY bad kids...

    • A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief...
    • smodaddy
      Uploaded 11/03/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • jew joke

    • What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
    • demonL77
      Uploaded 10/25/2009
      • 1.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • ginger joke

    • what do you call a ginger who`s phone rings, shocked
    • demonL77
      Uploaded 10/23/2009
      • 2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ads posted

    • These classified ads were really put in the paper. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard....
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/22/2009
      • 2k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • If i was a girl.

    • If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a...
    • horrorfreak
      Uploaded 10/22/2009
      • 5.4k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Retards Can read.

    • Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at u go!
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/20/2009
      • 4.5k Views
      • 18 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • 50 for the homeless

    • $50 For the Homeless I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be president...
    • ralpheboy
      Uploaded 09/16/2009
      • 2.6k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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