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    • F In Math
    • Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’...
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    • Whoopsie
    • A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place...
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    • Penile Delinquent
    • A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She...
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    • Learning fast
    • I was teaching my son some personal hygiene, and him the 3 steps when taking a pee: 1/ pull the foreskin back 2/ pee 3/ push the foreskin...
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    • Pumping Dad up
    • A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his...
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    • The Funny Stuff Kids Say
    • Leave it to kids to share their writing skills & thought process. 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.. (Kelly,...
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    • Harry in the first grade
    • A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry...
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    • Two Kids
    • Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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    • WALMART GREETER
    • So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,...
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    • Police Speeding FUNNY
    • Officer: May I see your drivers license? Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owners...
    • BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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    • Spaghetti On Back LOL
    • For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to...
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    • Happy Birthday LOL
    • Last week was my birthday and I didnt feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant...
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    • Definitely
    • A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The...
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    • Third Child
    • Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband...
    • Marine13 02/08/2011
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    • In The Classroom
    • A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the...
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    • Dino-Flow
    • Q: What do you call a hip-hop dinosaur? A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5zInpRBLDI
    • PPJokes 01/10/2011
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    • Innocent Youth
    • One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight. The man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a...
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    • the bike
    • A 13 year old boy came home all happy. His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?" "Oh i had sex with my...
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    • Our Kids
    • We want to make the world a safe place for our kids, but not our kids kids, because we don't want our kids having sex.
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    • Vaseline Research
    • A man doing market research knocked on a door. He was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says,...
    • Marine13 11/01/2010
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    • to many kids
    • One day 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor After a while, the doctor came out and said Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith are you...
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    • Interview With The Shepherd
    • TV reporter was told to make an interview with a shepherd for a childern's show. He asks the man how his typycal day looks like. "I get...
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    • Blind Man and nine kids
    • A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they...
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    • Discipline
    • The problem is that kids today think their opinions matter. By not beating your kids, they get a skewed perspective of reality where they start...
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    • Productive Salesmanship
    • The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on...
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    • REALLY bad kids...
    • A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief...
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    • jew joke
    • What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
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    • Ads posted
    • These classified ads were really put in the paper. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard....
    • roxanna_us 10/22/2009
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    • If i was a girl.
    • If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a...
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    • Retards Can read.
    • Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at u go!
    • roxanna_us 10/20/2009
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    • 50 for the homeless
    • $50 For the Homeless I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be president...
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