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- F In Math
- Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ I...
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- Whoopsie
- A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where...
- deathwish01b 06/12/2012
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- Penile Delinquent
- A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She went...
- nustierleonard 06/09/2012
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- Learning fast
- I was teaching my son some personal hygiene, and him the 3 steps when taking a pee: 1/ pull the foreskin back 2/ pee 3/ push the foreskin...
- poityb 04/27/2012
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- Pumping Dad up
- A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- The Funny Stuff Kids Say
- Leave it to kids to share their writing skills & thought process. 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.. (Kelly, age...
- JamesForce 04/25/2012
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- Harry in the first grade
- A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered,...
- fistingu 03/06/2012
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- Girlfriend gets her mind blown
- I pulled out the gnarliest booger out of my nose and my gf said "NASTY! So what are you doing to do with that now?" and I said "Watch...
- smithjd80 02/05/2012
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- Two Kids
- Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
- looneytunes123 11/05/2011
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- Hilarious Story, will 100 MAKE U LAUGH!
- o.k this happen when my friend 3 year old nephew was playing with his toys.. He noticed the cat coughing up a hair ball, when the cat coughed...
- mazrandy 10/30/2011
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- WALMART GREETER
- So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,...
- bigewalksalone 09/27/2011
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- Police Speeding FUNNY
- Officer: May I see your drivers license? Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owners card...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- Spaghetti On Back LOL
- For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- Happy Birthday LOL
- Last week was my birthday and I didnt feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and...
- BadMrFroster 08/24/2011
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- sex position
- What Sex Position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your Parents
- nuntuffer 05/17/2011
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- Definitely
- A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is...
- williebe93 05/10/2011
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- Chiken Joke
- Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ? Why Not ?
- MeGuy73 02/20/2011
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- old classic
- What did the teacher say to the student who peed himself? URINE TROUBLE!!!
- INTERNETMUNCH 02/11/2011
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- Third Child
- Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband...
- Marine13 02/08/2011
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- In The Classroom
- A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students...
- ace18400 01/19/2011
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- When am I gonna get one of thoes?
- A little girl sees her parents naked one day. A couple hours later, she asks her dad, "Daddy, when am I going to get those things that Mommie...
- guinness13494 01/15/2011
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- Innocent Youth
- One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight. The man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a...
- reablove02 01/01/2011
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- the bike
- A 13 year old boy came home all happy. His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?" "Oh i had sex with my teacher,"...
- sexydude001 12/30/2010
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- Our Kids
- We want to make the world a safe place for our kids, but not our kids kids, because we don't want our kids having sex.
- jiggersnot 12/28/2010
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- Vaseline Research
- A man doing market research knocked on a door. He was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says,...
- Marine13 11/01/2010
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- A dumb joke yet again
- Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!
- Johnny_Quest808 09/14/2010
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- to many kids
- One day 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor After a while, the doctor came out and said Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith are you...
- itsbriand_bitch 07/07/2010
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- Interview With The Shepherd
- TV reporter was told to make an interview with a shepherd for a childern's show. He asks the man how his typycal day looks like. "I get up in...
- P00KY 03/31/2010
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- Blind Man and nine kids
- A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find...
- roxanna_us 02/15/2010
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- Discipline
- The problem is that kids today think their opinions matter. By not beating your kids, they get a skewed perspective of reality where they start...
- vashfire87 01/20/2010
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- Productive Salesmanship
- The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive...
- thelegendery 12/16/2009
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- REALLY bad kids...
- A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred...
- smodaddy 11/03/2009
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- ginger joke
- what do you call a ginger who`s phone rings, shocked
- demonL77 10/23/2009
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- Ads posted
- These classified ads were really put in the paper. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard....
- roxanna_us 10/22/2009
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- If i was a girl.
- If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a...
- horrorfreak 10/22/2009
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- Retards Can read.
- Not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at u go!
- roxanna_us 10/20/2009
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- 50 for the homeless
- $50 For the Homeless I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be president some...
- ralpheboy 09/16/2009
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