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    • Death row Bieber song

    • Two convicts, Muggsy and Bugsy, were about to be executed. The warden says to Muggsy, "Do you have a last request?" The condemned man...
    • badpuppy
      Uploaded 12/22/2012
      • 805 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • It could be worse

    • There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been worse." No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the...
    • ussoldier820
      Uploaded 03/18/2012
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    • Chuck Norris Facts

    • In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man...
    • wap123
      Uploaded 09/11/2011
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    • riddle-how do you get out alivie

    • you are stuck in a room with only two door to escape. one door has a bunch of ninja's that will kill anyone who enters and the other room has a...
    • stewyboy17
      Uploaded 03/08/2011
      • 1.8k Views
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    • Give your dog a BONE...

    • A cow was killed in a rice field using only two small porcelain figurines. Reports indicate that this is the only known incident of a Knick-Knack...
    • kilr33
      Uploaded 11/13/2010
      • 636 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hitch hiking to Heaven.

    • I was driving down the road and saw a hot chick hitch hiking. She was holding a sign that said "Heaven." So, being the good person that...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 05/26/2010
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      • 12 Comments
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    • the godfather

    • Maid answers: Hello? Tough Mafioso: Put my wife on the phone. Maid: Just a minute. Maid comes back after a minute: I'm sorry but she's...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 04/30/2010
      • 1.6k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • A Good Start

    • what do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? a good start.
    • josh679
      Uploaded 02/08/2010
      • 994 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Swine flu bitch

    • Forget swine flu ive got bitch flu. Symptoms include temper tantrums runaway mouth, ability to kill with one look & long term not givin a shit
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/15/2009
      • 949 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Last Request

    • A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes,"...
    • duderinoMCduder
      Uploaded 08/09/2009
      • 780 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • evolustion BS

    • there is no theory of evolution. only a list of animals chuck norris let live.
    • CAPLOCK
      Uploaded 07/07/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Wack-A-Flie

    • How do you kill 50 flies in one hit? * * Wack an african kid on the face with a shovel.
    • chimique1
      Uploaded 06/15/2009
      • 723 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Women Are Ruthless!

    • Two men and a woman want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their...
    • earthwormjerm
      Uploaded 05/20/2009
      • 952 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The tomato family

    • The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato. They're walking at a good pace when the...
    • reidmill
      Uploaded 04/25/2009
      • 3.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Bookkeeper

    • A Mafia Godfather in Cleveland finds out that is bookkeeper has stolen $10 million from him. The bookkeeper is deaf... It was considered and...
    • frost1102
      Uploaded 03/01/2009
      • 2.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dear Tide

    • I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/21/2009
      • 3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Ranger Danger

    • The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/06/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Safari

    • A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 02/03/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • World's funniest joke

    • Two Men are walking through the woods on a hunting trip. The first man's gun goes off shooting the second, in a panic the first and calls 911....
    • Smoke0521
      Uploaded 02/02/2009
      • 921 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Pope in alaska

    • The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/14/2009
      • 446 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Advice

    • What should you do if your ex is limping around in your backyard, covered in blood, and screaming? Keep calm, focus, relax, reload, and shoot...
    • brothertodd
      Uploaded 01/14/2009
      • 613 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • A Dog Story

    • A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled-up , dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives and as they start out, the dog...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/12/2009
      • 448 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Black Pilots

    • What do you call a black man flying an air plane? A pilot you racist.
    • BBman8888
      Uploaded 12/20/2008
      • 520 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Golf Funeral

    • A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long...
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 519 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Hello Operator?

    • The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do? The...
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 432 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Catholic or Protestant

    • A man in Ireland walked down an alley. Suddenly, he was surrounded by a gang of six men carrying knives. One of them said "Catholic or...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • FBI

    • The FBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down....
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/24/2008
      • 718 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bank Robbery

    • A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. He shouts "This is a raid - everyone get on the floor!", and...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 10/21/2008
      • 680 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • kanevil's newest stunt

    • hey did u guys here they are giving out free tickets to evil kanevil's son? yah, guess what hes ganna do. hes ganna attemp to jump 5000 obama...
    • CAPLOCK
      Uploaded 10/04/2008
      • 557 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Retards

    • Q: How do you kill a retard? A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"
    • GAT0R
      Uploaded 08/29/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Make A Last Request

    • Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 08/15/2008
      • 739 Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Males and Females

    • A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 789 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Pharmacy is open

    • A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic. The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with...
    • crip494
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 660 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • How to Kill An Emo

    • How do you make an Emo Guy suicidal? You give him anti-depression medication
    • ctman64
      Uploaded 07/13/2008
      • 585 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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