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    • Cabbie and the Nun
    • A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why...
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    • Escape Convicts
    • A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed....
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    • THE PERFECT DAY
    • The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
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    • Giggled and Smiled
    • When I asked her on a date, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to dance, she just looked at me, giggled and...
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    • Engineer and Frog
    • An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful...
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    • Buttface
    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
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    • You Looked A Lot Like My WIfe
    • A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She...
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    • Kiss her face
    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
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    • No Arms, No legs
    • A guy is running on the beach and see’s a girl with no arms and legs crying. He stops and asks whats wrong. She says "I have never been...
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    • Break In
    • A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while...
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    • Stolen Kiss
    • A Yankee fan, a Mets fan, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets...
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    • The Nun and the Cab Driver
    • A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. ...
    • juffan 11/17/2008
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    • No arms or legs
    • This man is walking down the road and hears someone crying. He stops and looks over the fence and sees a woman without any arms or legs crying...
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    • with age comes wisdom
    • A guy is 71 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up. 'He looked around and...
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    • A litle late for Turkey Season
    • A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy,...
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    • A goodnight kiss
    • One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of...
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    • Stolen Kiss
    • An American man, an Iraqi man, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets...
    • midnite492 10/03/2008
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    • Special Kiss
    • John said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them." "You're crazy," said Mary....
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    • Knickerless
    • Knickerless Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop...
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    • You can kiss my ass!
    • A guy walks into a hardware store and asks someone at the counter for a peice of string about 4 feet long. Puzzled the guy goes and gets his...
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    • Marriage Counseling
    • After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to...
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    • Just A Kiss
    • Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it...
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    • Fun on a train...
    • There an Englishman, a Frenchie and a beautiful model sitting on a train. The train goes through a dark tunnel and everything goes black....
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    • Drunken kiss
    • A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her....
    • djohn23 05/06/2008
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    • The butt Cowboy
    • A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a...
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    • pick up lines
    • Is your daddy a terrorist? Because your da bomb! Nice dress, it would look better on the floor next to my bed. Is your daddy a thief?...
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    • Kiss me doctor.
    • Doctor, doctor, please kiss me," says the patient. "No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics," says the doctor. Ten minutes...
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