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- Change a lightbulb
- How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. Zero. There is no reason they can't make a sandwich in the dark.
- scubadude 07/08/2011
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- Two-Hour Delay
- A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- bumper sticker sayings
- 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 4. Don't...
- daloia 01/08/2011
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- feeling like a woman
- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
- GuitarSanta7 07/04/2010
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- Yo Momma In Da Kitchen
- Yo Momma So Fat, The Chicken Kicked Her Out The Kitchen!
- LuxFlowz 05/25/2009
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- Where Does Jewelry Come From, Mommy?
- A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/20/2009
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- Crossing the road?
- Question: Why did the woman cross the road? Answer: Why was she out of the kitchen in the first place!
- timhoth 03/16/2009
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- Morning Sex
- She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in...
- aimeelee143 12/08/2008
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- wife
- Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long.
- brokensticks 11/17/2008
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- Why did the woman cross the road?
- Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who cares why isn't she in the kitchen.
- WeeKing420 09/25/2008
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- Christmas fun
- A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room....
- crayzykyle 08/25/2008
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- Small feet
- Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
- pbmonster 07/21/2008
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- Marijuana In The Kitchen
- A lady writes in to her local newspaper's advice column: Hi, I think that my son might have a marajuana plant growing in my kitchen. What should I...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/10/2008
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- My Lucky Day
- She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very...
- ghoul_69 05/28/2008
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- Women don't need shoes
- Why is it women don't really need shoes? There's carpet between the kitchen and the bedroom :-D
- jimmysamurai 05/23/2008
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- Woman
- Why did the woman cross the road? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!?!?
- waverlygirl 05/22/2008
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- back in the kitchen bitch
- why did the woman cross the road...? That's not the real question.. The real question is what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen and who...
- potatoes1111 03/28/2008
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- 2 cowboys in a kitchen
- There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy? The one on the range
- mortgagemescott 02/29/2008
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- wife hit by truck
- This guy gets home from work and see a police officer standing out in front of his house. the police officer then says "sir, i am sorry. your...
- bigandz 02/27/2008
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- my wife is dead?
- So this guy gets home from work and sees a police officer standing out in from of his house. the police officer says "sir your wife jas been...
- bigandz 02/27/2008
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