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    • Saving the Hat
    • Saving her hatAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.A...
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    • LITTLE OLD LADY
    • A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They...
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    • doctors ain't they terrible
    • A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the...
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    • Taking Out the Garbage
    • A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while...
    • micrkr 02/15/2011
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    • growing wild
    • Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and...
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    • A new name for mary jane!
    • One day a man named larry was walking down the path in a park smoking a one hitter of some really dank weed, he got so stoned that he started to...
    • sterobj 12/30/2010
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    • asshole stretcher
    • A woman was speeding down the highway late for work and gets pulled over by a cop. He takes her info and asks,whats the hurry? She says im late...
    • chubbychaser 11/17/2010
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    • A Day at the Zoo
    • It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with...
    • ThomasPHoolery 11/12/2010
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    • The Jar
    • Man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of 10 dollar bills sitting on the bar. The man figures there is at least a thousand in there. He walks...
    • xXDillaXx 10/26/2010
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    • Gator Trick
    • A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in...
    • FuckUSAFA 10/15/2010
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    • FUNNY NEW CHUCK NORRIS!
    • What do you get when you cross Chuck norris rollerblading with lance armstrong the famous race biker?? -A FULL BAG OF DISTILLED...
    • sterobj 10/04/2010
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    • ODD NIEGHBOR JOKE!!
    • What do you get when you cross a family man who rollerblades to work on his daughters birthday, with the post office?? ..... A random mailman...
    • sterobj 10/04/2010
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    • goodyear
    • QUESTION: how long does a goodyear tire last?? ANSWER: a good year
    • sterobj 09/21/2010
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    • Bad Dream
    • A young boy has a terrible nightmare that his grandpa was going to die. So he rushed into his parents room to tell them,"I had a dream...
    • mcfarlanehunter 05/20/2010
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    • Sex shop lady
    • Lady walks into a sex shop and and says " I'll take that green one with the shiny top" Man says " Lady that's my Thermos"
    • immclovinit 05/06/2010
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    • Speeding Ticket
    • An elderly lady was clocked at 95 mph in a 70 mph zone. The Highway Patrol pulled her over. Officer: "Good day are your aware you were...
    • 1_channelbob 04/08/2010
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    • Drunk Manners
    • A drunk man was taking a dump at an old lady's yard. She came out screaming. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!????? He said... Shit... BUT HOW!!!??? Well by...
    • Armytron 03/18/2010
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    • Clean Hair
    • Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair...
    • philbos81 02/09/2010
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    • whodunnit
    • Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts. The train goes into a...
    • mg762x39 12/18/2009
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    • old man joke
    • Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a...
    • mobb101 09/21/2009
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    • gemme a martooni!!!
    • A lady walks into a bar and says,'' Barkeep, gimme a martooni.'' The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says,...
    • l1l_VVayn3 09/12/2009
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    • 2 Nuts, 7 Inches
    • There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the...
    • Disturbed01 09/10/2009
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    • Crazy Wal-Mart Customer
    • A woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told...
    • KingRolo0503 09/10/2009
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    • Old womans boobs
    • An old womans boobs were talking one day and one boob said to the other, "If we don't get some support people are gunna think we're...
    • hacheta 09/06/2009
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    • Old Lady The Dollar
    • A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the...
    • popdaddy123 08/22/2009
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    • old lady
    • Garbage Bags and an Old Lady A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags...
    • 237g 08/21/2009
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    • Old lady and a Broken knee?
    • Mildred, a 93-year-old woman, was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and...
    • lennny01 05/26/2009
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    • Condom sizes
    • This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady askes "what size" and the guy says...
    • funnydude1960 05/05/2009
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    • Handicap Spot
    • I went to the grocery store the other day and couldn't find a damn parking space anywhere near the doors. I was in a hurry and only had to get a...
    • TheCommentator 05/04/2009
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    • Old Lady's Thank You Letter
    • TRUE STORY This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly...
    • Mikemisat 04/03/2009
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    • Condoms On Isle 12
    • This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady askes "what size" and the guy says...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun 03/21/2009
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    • Old age semen sample!
    • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take...
    • abbottwar 03/21/2009
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