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- Saving the Hat
- Saving her hatAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.A...
- shell27 04/04/2012
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- LITTLE OLD LADY
- A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never...
- beast_radio 09/24/2011
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- Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex....
- Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? A. She wants to be the first lady.
- arhyer3 05/05/2011
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- doctors ain't they terrible
- A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the...
- wirecred102 04/13/2011
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- Taking Out the Garbage
- A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a...
- micrkr 02/15/2011
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- DIRTY CONCENTRATION CAMP JEWISH JOKE!!
- one day ernie, a jew being held at a concentration camp, went to the edge of the fence one day because he saw a grey tiger that was trying to say...
- sterobj 02/01/2011
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- growing wild
- Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and...
- kishandobaria 01/13/2011
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- Ghetto dating ad!
- Fo a good time call sheniqua! na fa fo, fo fo na fa
- sterobj 12/31/2010
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- A new name for mary jane!
- One day a man named larry was walking down the path in a park smoking a one hitter of some really dank weed, he got so stoned that he started to say...
- sterobj 12/30/2010
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- asshole stretcher
- A woman was speeding down the highway late for work and gets pulled over by a cop. He takes her info and asks,whats the hurry? She says im late for...
- chubbychaser 11/17/2010
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- A Day at the Zoo
- It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with...
- ThomasPHoolery 11/12/2010
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- Gator Trick
- A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here,...
- FuckUSAFA 10/15/2010
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- FUNNY NEW CHUCK NORRIS!
- What do you get when you cross Chuck norris rollerblading with lance armstrong the famous race biker?? -A FULL BAG OF DISTILLED GRAVEL-PICKLES...
- sterobj 10/04/2010
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- ODD NIEGHBOR JOKE!!
- What do you get when you cross a family man who rollerblades to work on his daughters birthday, with the post office?? ..... A random mailman...
- sterobj 10/04/2010
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- what did the goodyear blimp say to the michellin man?
- what did the goodyear blimp say to the michellin man? "Tires dont float?! get that junk off of the bead you scallywag!"
- sterobj 09/22/2010
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- Bad Dream
- A young boy has a terrible nightmare that his grandpa was going to die. So he rushed into his parents room to tell them,"I had a dream grandpa...
- mcfarlanehunter 05/20/2010
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- Sex shop lady
- Lady walks into a sex shop and and says " I'll take that green one with the shiny top" Man says " Lady that's my Thermos"
- immclovinit 05/06/2010
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- Speeding Ticket
- An elderly lady was clocked at 95 mph in a 70 mph zone. The Highway Patrol pulled her over. Officer: "Good day are your aware you were...
- 1_channelbob 04/08/2010
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- Drunk Manners
- A drunk man was taking a dump at an old lady's yard. She came out screaming. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!????? He said... Shit... BUT HOW!!!??? Well by...
- Armytron 03/18/2010
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- Clean Hair
- Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells...
- philbos81 02/09/2010
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- Hedge Clippers
- A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in ...
- roxanna_us 02/05/2010
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- Waking up Lady Ga Ga
- How do you wake up Lady Ga Ga? Po Po Poker Face
- ThePhantomGamer 01/04/2010
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- old man joke
- Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood...
- mobb101 09/21/2009
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- gemme a martooni!!!
- A lady walks into a bar and says,'' Barkeep, gimme a martooni.'' The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, ''Barkeep,...
- l1l_VVayn3 09/12/2009
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- 2 Nuts, 7 Inches
- There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio...
- Disturbed01 09/10/2009
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- Crazy Wal-Mart Customer
- A woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her...
- KingRolo0503 09/10/2009
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- Old womans boobs
- An old womans boobs were talking one day and one boob said to the other, "If we don't get some support people are gunna think we're nuts..."
- hacheta 09/06/2009
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- Old Lady The Dollar
- A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the...
- popdaddy123 08/22/2009
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- How to anoy lady gaga
- How do you anoy Lady GaGa?... Poke-her-face :D
- minoroin 06/08/2009
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- Old lady and a Broken knee?
- Mildred, a 93-year-old woman, was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join...
- lennny01 05/26/2009
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- Condom sizes
- This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I...
- funnydude1960 05/05/2009
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- Handicap Spot
- I went to the grocery store the other day and couldn't find a damn parking space anywhere near the doors. I was in a hurry and only had to get a few...
- TheCommentator 05/04/2009
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- Old Lady's Thank You Letter
- TRUE STORY This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady...
- Mikemisat 04/03/2009
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- Condoms On Isle 12
- This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/21/2009
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- Old age semen sample!
- An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this...
- abbottwar 03/21/2009
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- Feeling Insulted?
- A lady with her baby is sitting in a bus beside the driver… “What an ugly baby!”, said the driver to the lady. Feeling insulted, she moved to...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/19/2009
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