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- Superbowl
- I heard Ray Lewis killed the lights
- johnwilson25 02/25/2013
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- A drunk leaves the bar.
- Recently a routine police patrol parked outside Pete's tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a young man leaving the bar so intoxicated...
- 237g 07/19/2011
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- A Christmas Story...
- When four of Santa's elves got sick, the others did not produce toys as fast, and Santa began to feel the pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her...
- kilr33 12/17/2010
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- Prison life
- A guy was sent to prison and placed in a cell with a huge, burly guy. When lights-out occurred, the big guy got out of his bottom bunk and said...
- rattlebox02 09/11/2010
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- Leave the lights on
- Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
- roxanna_us 01/22/2010
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- Man Vs Christmas tree
- Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? It stays up for 12 days and nights has cute balls looks good with the lights on What more could a...
- roxanna_us 12/02/2009
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- A lot to Explain
- There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well,...
- shoots222 01/07/2009
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- Lights out
- A man and his wife had been married for several years. But every time they get intimate he turns out the lights. One day the wife gets sick of it...
- redeyedtf 11/19/2008
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- Chuck Norris in bed
- Chuck Norris is so fast, when he turns out the lights to go to bed...he is asleep before it gets dark...
- pudge67 08/04/2008
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- dirty nun
- A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every...
- lilsexfreak95 07/07/2008
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